Discussion in 'General Forum' started by rimaldo, Jun 4, 2009.
of being a leper?
it must be great for party tricks and stuff. i'm considering giving it a go.
you'd never want for alone time.
The Council give you your own cave.
i'd imagine the poon would go crazy for a leper.
You get pointed at a lot, if you like the attention then being a leper is perfect for you.
no need to cut yourself shaving ever again. you can just pick the hair right off your face.
you get to wear bread bags on your extremities when you go out of the house/leper colony.
it would be easy to meet like minded people in a massive colony.
the access to spare parts alone would be an incredible benefit.
Judah Ben Hurr might look you up.
this is true. i could use a discarded little finger as a new phallus and gain a sizeable benefit straight away.
You get a free bell.
Youd never throw your hand in at the poker table
Can they cure leprosy now?
Might get a nice trip to the hospital for some injections or something, if you're into that kind of thing
You make a fucking fortune begging.
i'm not black so i doubt leprosy would do that to my face.
Blowjob lips if i ever saw them.
thanks, thats lunch fucked for me
you raise a good point
i have been known as the master of the erection numerous times throughout my life yes.
You were planning to have chicken livers eh?
If your hungry again by teatime, this fella has invited you for a finger buffet.
had severe issues with finishing myself off til you posted that pic sol. thanks a bunch. a sticky bunch.
There was this guy in my hometown who lost his fingers due to frostbite, he had to use his thumbs to smoke cigarettes.
It's easy to loose weight.
How the fuck does he light a match?
Leprosy doesn't actually make your limbs fall off, does it? Sure I was told that that's just a myth - what it actually does it makes you unable to feel any sensation in your extremities so you do them considerable damage without realising it.
Edit: According to Wiki -
Contrary to popular belief, leprosy does not directly cause body parts to fall off on their own accord; instead they become disfigured or amputated as a result of disease symptoms.
all over his face, or whats left of it anyway
Never thought of that. I assume he'd have to rely on the kindness of strangers, or use strike anywhere matches. Anyway he had to hold the cigarette between his thumbs, so maybe he did the same with the matches?
sounds like methocarbamol to me, but then again I've just taken 1500mg of it, woo!
That empty eye-socket looks useful doesn't it?.
well i've just taken 6500mg of diamoxyassibitamol and am crying piano keys now as a result.
indeed, bet its a perfect fit, only one way to find out
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