Caption Contest: Arse n' Wenger

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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    marukomu The Gatekeeper

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    Eyepopper Lowering the tone since 2006

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    cj_sparky Full Member

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    "Alexis there he is, you see him. I almost signed him. "
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    dichinero Banned

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    Let's do a Klopp
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    spwd likes: servals, breasts, rylan clark and zooey

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    And after this you'll turn your head and cough
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    marukomu The Gatekeeper

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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    Wenger- "No paedophile or rape jokes before any of you think of them. Should go without saying but I know what some of you are like".
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    montpelier Full Member

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    You know, Alexis, no matter how bad things get between us or how bad things are at Arsenal, at least we are not so lost or sad or lonely that we are posting messages on a football forum on Christmas day.
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    marukomu The Gatekeeper

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    Arsene in tit touching scandal!
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    Rafateria Banned

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    Sanchez : I can see it, the exit gate is right there !
    Wenger : now if I bring my right arm up behind his head I can easily snap his bloody neck, le traître !
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    marukomu The Gatekeeper

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    Bastian Full Member

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    It's just a very large banana.
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    Vashu Predicted Sanchez's signing announcement

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    Paedo-jokes are inappropriate no matter what.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Roeindo New Member

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    Seeing wenger red nose and his hand on alexis chest, i bet he said "God, i feel young again"
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    Vashu Predicted Sanchez's signing announcement

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    Despite 13 years of ineffectual struggles, little pleasures happen to make it somewhat worthwhile.
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