Wenger- "No paedophile or rape jokes before any of you think of them. Should go without saying but I know what some of you are like".
You know, Alexis, no matter how bad things get between us or how bad things are at Arsenal, at least we are not so lost or sad or lonely that we are posting messages on a football forum on Christmas day.
Sanchez : I can see it, the exit gate is right there ! Wenger : now if I bring my right arm up behind his head I can easily snap his bloody neck, le traître !
“Yes, yes... your wages will be doubled, you’ll probably win trophies and play for a much better team... but Alexis, but... that pretentious bald headed twat will never touch you like this. See you in training sweetie.”