Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by SteveJ, Apr 15, 2018.
Old man confuses hand sanitiser and superglue
Wenger lightly clenches tiny man with shiney head and whispers a message of hope.
"Please, Mr Kroenke... I only need 2 more years."
Sniffing his fingers works for Lowe....
Take the piss out of Arsenal when we win
Our father, who art on Youtube
Robbie be thy name,
Thy bludfam come
Thy may be done
On Earth as it is in Highbury
Give us this day a contract extension
and forgive us our away form
As we forgive those who sell our best players
and lead us not into capitulation
But deliver us Alisher Usmanov
For I am the king now
and the power, and the net spend
for ever and ever......and ever and ever
Help Claude Amen
Because convolution is funny(?)
I can still smell the Brasso off my hands from the last trophy I polished.
Why on earth would Wenger say that?
Please God let me know how to do my jacket up.
"I almost signed Jesus when he was 15."
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands."
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