Chelsea vs Messi (Chelsea vs Barca thread)

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  1. Apr 18, 2012

    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    Doesn't everyone hate Chelsea and their gangster owner?
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    Sewelly The Geordie Full Member

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    If any neutral is supporting Chelsea then they're actually sub-human.
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    Leroy The Red Full Member

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    I said Barca slapped us a month later you sex offender. Chels/Barca Semi April. United/Barca Final May.:p
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    ghaliboy Snitches on Tom Hagen

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    Stomaching seeing them lift the FA cup against Liverpool will be a tough ask.
    There is so little value for me in the last 4 of the Champions League.

    Real are a bunch of cock wallopers.
    Bayern I have a deep-seeded loathing for but could take them winning a CL.
    Chelsea not a fecking chance in hell do I want to see these cocks win it.
    Barca cant stand them but more don't want them to win it back to back.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    Most of the non-neutrals supporting Chelsea are sub-human, witness the disgusting chants on Sunday.
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    TheBest SPNTBP

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    Interesting I hate Barcelona(bitter) but I hate chelsea and their money but well my bitterness has taken over me, so I'll use john terry being an united fan as an excuse. Go Chelsea.
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    adexkola American Arse

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    #TeamBayern
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    Beachryan Full Member

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    Gotta hope for an absolute thumping tonight. Look, Barca are going to go through we all know that - even if it means 'helping' 3 players get sent off at the Camp Nou to do it.

    So we should sit back, relax, and hope Barca rack up a cricket score - it'll put our last two 'performances' against them in context.
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    reddevilcanada Full Member

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    John Terry is a reason to not want to support them - well, for me at least.

    Chelsea will need to keep the back door shut and get a goal or two from set pieces or counterattacks. If Barca score more than one goal, the tie will be over today. Can't see Chelsea coming from Nou Camp with any result.
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    Sewelly The Geordie Full Member

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    It's an interesting getout, but what most don't realise is that Bayern - as an entity - are one of the biggest pack of cnuts going.
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    RyanGoggs Insists on dating women in public places - for the

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    Chelsea will do well to beat Barca over two legs AND Bayern or Real in the final. I would be pleased for Di Matteo if they do it but would hate the smug look on JTs face after all that has happened this season.
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    iSparky Likes Dags. but not as much as his Dad

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    Here we go them, I reckon 4 ad breaks before kick off....
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    TheBest SPNTBP

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    Just to be clear, I wasn't serious about terry in any way.
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    olesmyhero Emmy Moses

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    A Bayern v Chelsea final would do me fine. Bayern winning 1-0 off a Terry own goal.
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    Antisocial Full Member

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    Well put.
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    africanspur Full Member

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    How anyone other than Chelsea fans can want this knob to win even a single match I'm not quite sure.
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    Marcosdeto Moderator

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    iSparky Likes Dags. but not as much as his Dad

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    Cahill gonna get raped here tonight
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    adexkola American Arse

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    I know :(
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    iSparky Likes Dags. but not as much as his Dad

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    5 minutes in - first ad break...
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    Chelsea fans don't deserve to be watching Messi. Hope we get some classic Champions League nights again next season.
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    Zarlak Steve Round (Moderator)

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    Aaw, Torres doesn't start. :(
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    bsc Full Member

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    They're a complete plutocracy and no different from Real.

    (Can i just be a sycophant and say i enjoy non-United fans on here more than our own. You're a great poster. It's a real credit to the site people like yourself, Storey and Brian-GB contribute so valuably. Even though many may disagree with your opinion. Diversity!)
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    McLovin Bites pillows thinking of John Terry

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    Plastic flags aloft.
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    holdsteady Hates Sir Alex Ferguson

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    I hope they all kick eachother to literal death.
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    Sarni nice guy, unassuming, objective United fan.

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    Meireles is such a fecking hipster.
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    Leroy The Red Full Member

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    suck up.
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    Pexbo Takes body parts and sells them on Amazon.

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    All real fans of football will have their own opinions, aligences and agendas and make up their own fecking mind who they will support tonight.
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    Plan M Banned

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    The home crowd always makes me giggle at Silent Bridge:

    "Chowsea, Chowsea, Chowseaaa, Chowseaaaa" silence for ages "One man went to mow, went to mow a...." silence

    RAWKish.

    And why the hatred for Barca on here?! They're a very good team, deal with it you bitter buffoons! :lol:
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    iSparky Likes Dags. but not as much as his Dad

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    Tibs Full Member

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    Who was that bird on the Chelsea bench?! Gorgeous!!
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    Sw33t Full Member

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    here we go. :D
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    iSparky Likes Dags. but not as much as his Dad

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    Their club doctor or physio I think
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    Sw33t Full Member

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    First minute: Chelsea possession 0%
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    Pexbo Takes body parts and sells them on Amazon.

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    Hands off! She's mine!
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    McLovin Bites pillows thinking of John Terry

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    Where have you been for the past 9 months?!

    Physio.
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    Sw33t Full Member

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    Who? Torres?

    lol
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    africanspur Full Member

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    Moral victory :lol:
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    Zen86 Full Member

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    A few goals for Iniesta would do me nicely tonight
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    Sw33t Full Member

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    Drogba shoulda done better there

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