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Ciaran Clarke Attacked in Mallorca

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by unchanged_lineup, Jun 21, 2018.

  1. Jun 21, 2018
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    unchanged_lineup Tarheel Tech Wizard

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    https://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2018/0621/972136-ciaran-clark-attacked-in-spain/

  2. Jun 21, 2018
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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt

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    Some people think having a fight with a celebrity means you're hard.
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    Probably a Sunderland fan
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    What the feck was he doing in that shithole?
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    Harry190 Full Member

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    Probably too good looking.
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    unchanged_lineup Tarheel Tech Wizard

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    That's a good question.

    Getting knocked out though. Fecking hell. Not exactly what you'd hope for from a holiday!
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    Hope he's ok.

    I'm amazed that anyone would recognise Ciaran Clarke to be honest.
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    unchanged_lineup Tarheel Tech Wizard

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    A Sunderland fan is a decent shout, actually.
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    André Dominguez Full Member

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    Thought the same :D With so many beautiful places in Palma island and he got himself into Magaluf. Crazy!
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    Oldyella Full Member

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    No, but out on the piss in Magaluf, the odds of it happening go up a fair bit. Why anyone with money would choose to go there is a mystery.
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    Ramshock CAF Pilib De Brún Translator

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    imagine being a footballer and going to Magaluf
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    SalfordRed18 Full Member

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    Assumption much?
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    Minimalist Full Member

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    Been to Magaluf once in my life (not my choice). Not surprised - rough as fcuk.
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    Man's not urban combat ready.
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    Bojan11 Full Member

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    Sunderland fans?

    More likely a Newcastle fan if you watch his performances. You giving him far too much credit for Sunderland fans to target him.
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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    Unless it's a stag do it's unacceptable.
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    arthurka Full Member

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    Imagine going to Magaluf.
    There are at least 500 places on the list before Magaluf .
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    If you're 18 and want to drink, fight and shag then Magaluf is the best destination in the world.
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    Red Stone Full Member

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    He's spent his career in Birmingham and Newcastle. That tells you all you need to know about his standards.
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    unchanged_lineup Tarheel Tech Wizard

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    I would have thought a reasonably wealthy 28 year old would find somewhere nicer to go. Like ye all say, even on the island there's loads of better places to go.
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    Solius Bearded Scholes admirer Staff

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    All that money and he goes to Magaluf.
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    Never heard of him
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    SirAF Ageist

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    That’s terrible and I hope he recovers ASAP, but Jesus why not go to Bali or someplace instead?