David Squires In The Guardian

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    Tincanalley Turns player names into a crappy conversation

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    SqueakyWeasel Full Member

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    Taking the next corner instead of Jones!
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    *sob* you said 'interestingly' :D
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    fishfingers15 Contributes to username and tagline changes

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    Iniesta gets a mention :lol:
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    Gio ★★★★★★★★

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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    "They should definitely split up" on the notes and Guendouzi in the picture in the panel where Emery talks about 'telling the kids' :lol:
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    "No fatties" :lol:
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    GhastlyHun Full Member

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    I'm so glad he still finds ways to include Mou :D
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    Pogue Mahone Poster of the year 2008

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    Very good.
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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    GhastlyHun Full Member

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    This one of those Squireses where I get only about half of the references.
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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    Be thankful if you don't get the Alan Hardy one.
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    GhastlyHun Full Member

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    I read about that one :D
    I resisted looking up visual proof.
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    'Tony only knows' :lol:
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    Antisocial Has a Sony home cinema

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    Never stop David. Please never stop. The black cat instant celebrity part is brilliant (also, f*ck The Sun).

    All Hail This White Cat :lol::lol::lol:
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    Bill.s.preston Fluffybunnykins - needs to bulk up (with cake!)

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    Don't know why, but the 100 cat-sized Walcotts vs. one Walcott-sized cat made me laugh :lol:
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    I missed that!! Genuis :)
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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    backofthenet Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018

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    2 man midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    Ole Gunnar Poppins? :lol:
    That Mike Dean panel is fantastic.
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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    "I'm moving to Manchester and I'm taking the kids", eh? ^^
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    Furiously perma-smoking Sarri is almost as good as Emourinho.
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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    The Zenit reference:
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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    Very good. De Gea's stream of consciousness, the swooning United fan, Ramon Calderon eavesdropping... :lol:
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    Brilliant, as always.