DDG could save..

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    Ban Full Member Scouse Lover City Lover

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    Saving Private Ryan would be a one minute movie if DDG was involved.
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    Ban Full Member Scouse Lover City Lover

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    Relax, have a wank.:D
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    This thread from going to shite.
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    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Good job he's no good at saving fax machines.
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    coolredwine lameredboots

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    DDG could have saved Walter White/Heisenberg.
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    De Gea could save Kenny McCormick
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    LVGs job for sometime! Not good enough to save David Moyes though!
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    Let's hope we don't jinx him and let a howler against city.
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