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Footballer's wikipedia profile photos

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by R.N7, Feb 23, 2018.

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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    I just came across Dorian Dervitte's page and noticed that the two pics on there are both from a game against Chelsea depicting a crowd of players, making it difficult to pick him out. I guess he or someone else really wanted to show that he once played against them.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorian_Dervite

    Anywho, what are some of your favourite ones? There's Des Walker staring forlorny into empty space at some restaurant anno 2003.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Des_Walker

    A poor quality photo of Matt Le Tissier sensually caressing a ball whilst doing some sort of a dull looking raffle/power point presentation

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Le_Tissier

    And of course, almost every player who played for Derby around 2006 are permanently cursed with a small profile photo of them in some car park.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006–07_Derby_County_F.C._season
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    FujiVice Full Member

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    They only have the rights to show certain photos. That's why they're always candid photos and not official ones.
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    shamans 1 set of sheets, optimistic about chances of sex

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    adexkola Arsenal supporter Verified Moaner City Lover

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    drdoityourself Full Member

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    The OP might be spot on with the Derby car park theory. Here's Tommy Smith, who was at Derby in 2006.

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    Josep Dowling Full Member

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    I always noticed this for United players. For years anyone who played the 50th anniversary game against City, that was their Wikipedia photo.
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    Blind Full Member

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    Kane has an unfortunate one from 2012

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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    Hargreaves might be the only one who still has one from that game.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Hargreaves
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    AltiUn likes playing with swords after fantasies

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    Not sure if it's the same anymore but when you used to Google Tuanzebe a picture of Fosu-Mensah would show up.
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    Chesterlestreet Man of the crowd

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    Promising thread indeed.

    That said, after a quick browse, I'm sad to report that a few good candidates don't have pics at all.

    Unless it's an android/browser issue, that is.

    Talking about fairly high profile players too - looked up Lee Sharpe, for instance - no pic. They could've used a still from...whatever it was, some reality show he was in.
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    Sex on legs, Dirk Kuyt, relaxing in the shade of some sort of bush.
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    Chesterlestreet Man of the crowd

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    Mmm. Looks ruggedly handsome there - in a slightly creepy way.
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    Chesterlestreet Man of the crowd

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    Choccy.

    Gone for the Keano look with predictable results. Looks deranged and possibly not entirely sober.
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    Wayne ahead of you New Member

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    He kinda looks like that kid from The Sixth Sense in an alternate universe where he didn´t grow up to be morbidly obese.
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    Arbitrium Full Member

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    Rob “literally” Holding

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    The walking towards the coach after a mid-week league cup tie away from home completely unaware that someone is taking your photo look:
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    Nev auditioning for the role of court jester as Camelot theme park near Chorley, Lancashire announces it's grand re-opening:
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    Chipper Full Member

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    Mr cool:
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    Er.... yeah I don't know what to say

    Gareth Ainsworth - Wycombe Wanders Manager

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    ElectroManiac New Member

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    Phil Jones is missing his best picture on Wikipedia.

    Can someone change his Wikipedia to add his famous pic? :drool:
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    Cheesy Bread with dipping sauce Scout

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    Blep.
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    Cheesy Bread with dipping sauce Scout

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    Ravel Morrison committing crimes...against fashion.
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    a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite

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    Arbitrium Full Member

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    guy behind him looks like he's mid dump
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    Cheesy Bread with dipping sauce Scout

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    Shola Ameobi's seen something terrible, presumably highlights of him playing.
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    Dirk has clearly mined every photo of himself in existence and uploaded the one of him looking least ugly himself.
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    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    Shades of Willem Dafoe.
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    :lol: Wth is that "VIRGIN"?!
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    Arbitrium Full Member

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    It’s what peter crouch would be if he wasn’t a footballer ;)
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    This one is cool in my opinion.

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    LuisNaniencia Sky Sports called my bluff

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    Looks better there IMO, I can't understand what his haircut is supposed to be now.
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    Acole9 Outstanding

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    Holding by name, holding by....
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    Best one so far. Hugs.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Andy Carroll.
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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    Fixed.
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    This thread has potential. Always loved the Derby car park photos - wonder what the story is behind those.

    Also, Matthew Upson
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    It's B Rubble New Member

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    This thread is the perfect pick me up. Hilarious stuff, folks.:lol::D