Footballers you could never like

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    Lord SInister Full Member

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    On the lines of the other thread.

    I mostly don't like footballers who play for Liverpool or Chelski.
    But there is one player who I can never rate: Gerrard.
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    harms Way Staff

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    Gerrard, Terry, Suarez, Skrtel — you see the trend.
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    Lord SInister Full Member

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    close to mine, apart from Suarez who as much as a C, he was, as his talent always was a redeeming quality for me.
    As I always rated him as the most outstanding player EPL ever had since Ronaldo and Henry.
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    Dele Ali, Dier, Jonjo Shelvey, Pepe, Ramos, Rooney, Noble, Bellerin, Cahill and many more!
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    GBBQ Full Member

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    They all have r's in the middle of their name. Just like you.
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    Edgar Allan Pillow Ero-Sennin

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    1. John Terry
    2. Stevie Gerrard
    3. Luis Suarez
    4. Sergio Ramos
    5. Joey Barton
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    Ikon Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018

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    Fellaini - I will never believe that he should be at this club.
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    Zebs Clare Bald'ings Daughter

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    Arsenal: Ashley Cole, Lauren, Keown, Parlour, Vieira, Anelka

    Chelsea: Terry, Mikel, Ramires

    Liverpool: Gerrard, Mascherano, Skrtel, Fowler, Murphy, Kuyt, McManaman

    Honourable mentions: Kevin Davies, Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton, Ben Thatcher, Jordi Alba
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    LuisNaniencia Sky Sports called my bluff

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    Rate or like? Gerrard was a hell of a player, albeit a douche.

    I used to hate Vierra and a lot of those Arsenal players from that era.
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    Lord SInister Full Member

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    I do not like him at all, so I do not rate him at all.
    Sometimes my posts on Gerrard are WUM level, as I go down to levels that I claim Cleverley is better than him.
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    Dennis Wise, Shearer, Ronnie Whelan, Dalgliesh, Pepe, Suarez,Joey Barton, Balotelli and Adebayor are the ones i can think of at the moment.

    Edit: Robert Pires, Keown, Ray Parlour, Reyes, lehmann.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Henderson, Walker, Wilshere, Dier, Luiz, Jonjo, Skrtel, Barton, Kuyt and Hart.
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    Lougie86 New Member

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    Do not necessarily hate them all, but I don't like them for various reasons

    Terry, Gerrard (especially when he kissed the cameras), Dani Alves, Valdes, Welbeck, Ramires, Cleverley, Wilshere, Hart
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    You've got it! I don't like myself much either :(
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    :lol: awwwww man!
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    Paul_Scholes18 Full Member

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    Tevez, Gerrard, Terry, Suarez (half liked his madness though), Adebayor, Neymar (really struggle to like him although I think he is amazing), Aguero, Clichy, Nasri (my dad hate him more than anyone so that is kind of why I half like him), Ramos, Benzema, Ribery, Chiellini, Dani Alves.

    Player on the way to that status Ederson (he will end up on that list soon enough), Walker, Otamendi, Jesus, Sterling, Sane, Fernandinho, Henderson (can enjoy him being crap though), Mignolet (can enjoy him being crap), Mane, Firmino, Salah, Wijnaldum, keep adding City and Pool players though. I can half like Kevin de bruyne though and Silva can be a joy to watch at times. Also Coutinho as well for his football abilities.
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    laplacian Banned

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    Even the people who rate him don't rate him as a midfielder, they want him to "cause disruption in the midfield" instead. I seriously don't know how the biggest club in the world managed to get surrounded with such mediocrity. Absolutely painful.
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    One who just jumped out in my mind as soon as I read the title was.
    1 David batty
    2 colin henry
    3 graham lesaux
    4 Vieira
    5 Neil ruddock
    6 Julian dicks
    7 dennis wise
    8 alan shearer (most complete striker)
    9 Martin keown
    10 Gerrard
    Some pretty nasty pieces of work:keano:
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    BigTimeCharlie New Member

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    Great list, I want to add Jason Mcateer to that and Steve Mcmamanananananananan.
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    Eli Zee New Member

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    How come some of you hate terry? He gifted us the CL
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    dichinero Banned

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    Dirty players. Cattermole, Fellaini (calmed down a bit), Barton, De Jong, Pepe etc
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    RedDevil@84 Full Member

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    I would put Fellain in clumsy rather than dirty
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    Ekkie Thump Full Member

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    Sergio Busquets
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    LuisNaniencia Sky Sports called my bluff

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    Oh yeah, Neymar for me to. Hated him from day one.
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    Gerrard, Suarez, Bale, Busquets, Sturridge, Sterling, Firmino, Alli, Jordi Alba...
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    Tincanalley Turns player names into a crappy conversation

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    Joe Hart.
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    Fridge chutney Full Member

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    Objectively most hateable players

    Messi - pointless annoying midget
    Mata - we get it you're nice. Now feck off.
    Harry Kane - terrible haircut, terrible human
    Ozil - take away the z in his name and you get oil. Proof he's going to city, the shithouse.
    Salah - twat, enough said
    Kante - see above
    De Gea - you make a few saves. Well done for doing your damn job.
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    Random Task Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018

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    Agent Terry is a club legend. He is quite possibly the most gifted center back we ever had.

    The stick he gets on here is disgraceful.
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    Messi. Obviously he is an unbelievable player but I've never bought into his faux-modesty. I get the impression he is a right obnoxious prick who throws his toys out of the pram if he doesn't get his way.
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    Neymar, Jordi Alba & Busquets as they’re whinging little kids half the time despite being hugely talented.

    Suarez & Terry for being general scumbags on and off the pitch.
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    whatwha Sniffs Erricksson’s diarrhea

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    Joey Barton is the first that comes to mind.
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    a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite

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    Brad Friedel for upping his game everytime he played us,
    Neymar is a spoilt brat, whenever you see clips of players playing jokes on him he looks like he's in a right strop. Also picking which games he wants to play in or with.
    Cristiano Ronaldo is also a spoilt brat, good player but was never one of my favourites. The whole team he has to be the centre of attention.
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    shamans Hoser

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    Bousqets, Xavi (I can appreciate him. Don't like him), Drogba (same as Xavi), Puyol, Sergio Ramos.
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    shamans Hoser

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    Just want to see Scholes hit a volley.
    Same here. He seems like a total prick but man he makes up for it on the pitch.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo for me. Respect him, admire his skill but never *liked* him even when he was at United
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    Fellaini- no club our size should have a player that serves his purpose on football pitch.
    Lukaku- Just a terrible footballer.
    Blind- screams mediocrity
    Mata- As almost an almost footballer can get.

    Eriksen- hugely overrated imo
    Lamela- Suffers from a serious lack of a football brain.
    Delph- To think his mediocrity has been getting praise recently.
    Henderson- Crab of a footballer.
    Firminho- Something is wrong when a player is a striker and putting the ball in the back of the net isn't the main job description.
    Can- A frustrating watch.
    Coquelin- Punching well above his weight at Arsenal.
    Otamendi- A charlatan of note.
    Nacho- see above
    Rakitic- see Coquelin
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    Kant-ona Full Member

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    Neymar

    Since I follow football, I liked the idea that Brazil wins the World Cup. This guy changed that for me.
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    Moby Dick who hates the homeless

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    Luis Suarez - an openly racist player biting footballer. What's not to like.
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    onemanarmy Full Member

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    He's been found out multiple times. Amazing player, bit of an cnut.