Game Of Frauds

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    Inigo Montoya Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!

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    When you play the game of frauds you win or you die.

    The frauds are killing our club while milking every penny out of it.

    The Glazer (Lannisters)
    Woodward (middle finger)
    Ole (Varys- means well but no balls)
    Jones (The Hound- looks the part but likes to run when it gets hot)
    Pogba (The Night King)

    The fans (the unsullied) Blindly loyal

    Feel free to add more. I’m just so fecked off with our club
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    vangagal Full Member

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    Its little finger. Middle finger more suited to Jose tbh. :D
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    Skills Snitch

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    :lol: middle finger
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    Keeps It tidy Hates Messi

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    Is there anywhere on the internet I can go where people are not talking about Game of Thrones?
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    r/freefolk
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    Skills Snitch

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    Phelan (Jon Snow ) does nothing
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    100 binary bot

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    Middle finger and Isaac Schrader
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    Andycoleno9 Full Member

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    Middle finger:lol::lol::lol:
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    Inigo Montoya Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!

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    LVG- One Eyed Trouser Snake?
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    They're nothing alike. One at least pays their debts.
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    Is Game Of Thrones the show with the hobbits ?
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    Yes. The hobbits battle the jedi and the Klingon.
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    Chris Smalling - Hodor

    De Gea - Jaime Lannister. Unable to perform to the peak of his powers.

    Shaw - Brienne of Tarth. Finally deemed worthy but yet to really make the difference in the big moments

    Valencia - Grey worm. Loyal. Athletic. No penetration.

    Matic - Jorah. Loyal, honourable, past his best.

    Pogba - Jon Snow. The prince that was promised but acts on impulse and sometimes goes missing on the big occasion
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    Bran is all our players. Injured and just not doing anything at all.
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    I'm in that 1% or whatever who have never watched Game Of Thrones so ain't got a clue what your going on about.
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    Fans - unsullied - have no balls. Yeah, sounds about right.

    Carrick - Tyrion in the last 2 seasons I suppose. Clever guy who seems helpless.

    Woodward - Cersei, power hungry bastard.

    Rashford - Oberyn. Thinks of himself too highly which is his downfall.
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    Martial - Ghost. Absolutely deadly at times but literally goes missing for large spells.

    Sanchez - Oberyn. Skilful, masterful and yet somehow completely useless.

    Mourinho - Joffrey. Whiney, manipulative, ungrateful

    Ole - Tommen. Inexperienced. Having to manage a lot of conflicting powers. Potentially out of his depth

    Herrera - Bronn. Skilled, prepared to fight dirty. Doesn’t think twice about changing sides for a bit more money

    Lingard - the Night King. Waited for many seasons for him to take centre stage and when he did it was ultimately disappointing

    Rashford - Rob Stark. Everyone thinks he is going to be the star man but might not end how we all hoped

    Mata - cute, clever but only dangerous if he’s got 3 beasts ahead of him to do the damage

    Lukaku- Wun Wun. Astonishing physical attributes but prone to losing 50-50s

    Young - Davos. Has somehow survived season after season against all odds

    Jones - one of the white walkers that walked straight into the fire and then laid face down in it. Any one of them

    Fellaini - Tormund. Unfancied but good at the dirty stuff and at least provided a few laughs

    Darmian - Bran. Can take multiple roles, senses danger but mostly sits around watching the shit hit the fan with a bad haircut

    McTominay - Ygritte. From the north. The real north. Would run through a brick (or ice) wall for the cause but likely to be outmanoeuvred by someone half his size

    Dalot - Walder Frey. Makes The Twins look defensively solid

    Pereira - one moment of pure magic but prone to mistakes. Sleek eyebrows

    Rojo - Khal Drogo. Wild, untamed and struck down too easily
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    Sackings are coming. Or pay rises, who knows what that twat woodward of house twatyarse will do.
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    :lol:
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    sullydnl Ross Kemp's caf ID

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    This made me laugh more than it really should have.
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    Mourinho - Arya, wearing the face of Solskjaer for the past 12 games.
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    :lol:
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    Klopp is Ramsey Bolton. Unhinged nutcase whose team play like ravenous dogs.
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    Thought it was the one about a cancer stricken teacher who starts his own meth lab.
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    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Our fight for top4= Dothraki charge.
    Looked promising, ended without decent fight
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    Lingard - Stannis Baratheon - thinks he’s better than what he is but never shows it.
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    We need new owners, new CEO, a Dof, new players and a new manager.

    We actually need an entire new club!! :lol::lol:
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    Redcafe: Cersei Lannister. Thinks they're smarter than everyone else, spends their whole life shagging the club while hating them at the same time, psychotic when the battles/matchdays arrive, somehow survives in an insane world despite being thick as shit, wants to burn everything down to rebuild things constantly
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    Lingard - Bran. Despite some early potential, has got worse as time has gone on to the point he does feck all and is only relevant based on the location of his birth.
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    Fits disturbingly well.
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    City went without KdB all season, didn’t miss a beat. Pogba despite being the most productive in this team gets abuse for not being able to carry 10 other players.
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    Giggs86 Full Member

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    No, that was Lost.
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    Robbie Boy Full Member

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    Ah yeah, so it was, damn!
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    Man Utd - House Targaryen. Used to rule, even though most people didn't like it at the time and are happy it's all gone tits up for them.
    Ole - Daenerys. Think it's destiny that he regains the throne for his family, even though he looks out of his depth and his army is looking weaker by the day.
    Glazers/Ed - Iron Bank. Don't really give a toss who is on the throne, as long as they're making money from it.
    Man City - Lannisters. They think wealth will buy them everything they want, and it generally does., Everyone else hopes it all comes crashing down on them eventually.
    Liverpool - Stannis Baratheon. They think they have the most deserving claim to rule, but nobody actually takes it seriously and they always end up just playing a side role in someone else's story.
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    Insert Gotye Fraud song...
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    Inigo Montoya Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!

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    Paul Scholes- The Red Woman consumed in his own fire
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    Inigo Montoya Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!

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    :lol:
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    Inigo Montoya Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!

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    Need one to be The Many Faced God
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    Lukaku - the Mountain. Looks intimidating, very slow, gets knackered easily and has the movement of a zombie

    Bronn - a mercenary always open to the highest bidder.....Sanchez (ignoring the fact Bronn can be deadly)