Herrera, Mata, Smalling & Mourinho vs. James Corden and 100 Kids

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    Maciek Known for "good moanings" not only in the morning

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    Thought it should be posted in a new thread.

    Of course some of you may complain that you don't like Corden, but come on, this video is good and even Jose was funny :lol:

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    Maciek Known for "good moanings" not only in the morning

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    Herrera's "I'm afraid to hurt kids, but not afraid to hurt James" :lol:
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    Loved the celebrations for the 1st goal :lol:
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    The video was not very funny overall but when I saw Herrera do the sliding celebration I giggled
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    Maciek Known for "good moanings" not only in the morning

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    And we didn't have to wait too much for the first "it's not funny" idiot.
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    Thisistheone Full Member

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    Herrera :lol:

    The celebration and the dive.
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    Smores Full Member

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    Notice how he didn't play Martial, no wonder he wants to leave. Just bullying from Jose.
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    Pogue Mahone Poster of the year 2008

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    I like stuff like this. He's ripped the idea off from Japan, right? Two things stand out. First, we finally have an explanation for that weird photo of Mourinho looking like he was about to smash the ball into a young child's face, while wearing a single goalie glove. Second, you need to see PL footballers dicking around to appreciate that even the most awkward looking central defender around (I'm looking at you, big Mike) is miles more skillful than the most skillful player us amateurs would ever come up against.
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    MadMike Full Member

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    Well if you insist to be called an idiot I can’t help you there :D
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    Crashoutcassius Full Member

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    Thread delivers
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    It’s always a strong sign of idiocy when you pick a professional footballer with almost a decade of experience playing for a top club and you say about him “he’s not a real/good footballer though, you can clearly see”.
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    Isotope Full Member

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    Heart warming stuff there.
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    Annihilate Now! ...or later, I'm not fussy Scout

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    Those goal celebrations were great.

    Reminded me of Michael Owen Soccer Skills.
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    Mata scoring a bicycle kick against 100 kids. Terrific stuff.
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    And We're selling Mata to Inter Milan?
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    Why are Mourinho participating in this ? Thought he will make the kids cry with his negativity. Obvious sarcasm and if you couldn't get it I will leave the dot colour unchanged.
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    The new kit looks much better in the competitive games.
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    soap Directionless weirdo who like booze and ganja

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    Forgot how much I hate canned laughter
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    Smalling still with the shite pass in his first kick of the game against kids :lol: cracked me up that
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    Maciek Known for "good moanings" not only in the morning

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    It looks orange in the video, am I the only one?
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    Herrera with some great shithousery.
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    Makes you appreciate how skilful they actually are when they are twatting it 50 yards to each other and bringing it down with one touch with 30 kids within 2 metres of them
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    Great video :lol:
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    Scholes the maestro New Member

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    :lol::lol: That was brilliant. Winning that game 2-1 clearly indicates we will win the league this year.
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    That Herrera dive was incredible. :lol:
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    Well done, he's 13.
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    Finally a team we can create chances against
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    Robbo* New Member

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    I played this a few times as a coach in the US - great fun.
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    Corden gets where Water can't!

    The UK version of Dwayne Johnson
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    Just surprised Smalling didn't get injured in that circle of kids.
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    Mourinho confirming his love of long ball tactics for the second goal there.

    I know LVG went overboard with possession but really frustrating that we don't build from the back and try and hold onto the ball in these situations. He's got to go!

    Am I doing this constant complaining about Mourinho right?

    Let's see who bites!
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    RedPed Full Member

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    Great vid! :lol: Herrera!!! :lol:

    Some of the Chevrolet vids are pure gold as well! :D
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    Red_Aaron Full Member

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    Definitely.
    I was sure one of the kids was gonna get smacked in the face from the high passes. Or stepped on. Or elbowed (herrera)
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    Jose finding Smalling with that goal kick was surprising...
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    Its a good thing they didnt have Jones volunteer for this -- imagine Jones' tackles? Child abuse.
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    :lol:
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    This was really heartwarming to see, along with reading about Lingard joining in with a kids kick about last year. It makes you appreciate the human side of footballers and the huge pressures that they must feel playing at the top level. We have some really genuine players at this football club.
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    It's once again proven that you can't win anything with kids.
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    First time I've seen Mata beat someone in a race in a while. Ha.
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