Discussion in 'General Forum' started by noodlehair, Mar 11, 2009.
When they don't even know what the time is?
I didn't even know blind people worked.
What would they work as?
Their hearing impaired dog will wake them when the alarm goes off.
You could see that one coming a mile away.
You beat me to it!
obvious one but still good.
Unless you're blind
Fuck getting up for work.. how do they know when their arse is clean after a shit?
Or where the jizz has gone after they've had a hand shank? How do they know if anyone's watching? So many questions
The guide dog licks off the remnants
That bit would actually be quite sexy
You're right there, i remember knocking one off when i was younger secretly hoping my Mum would walk in so i could act all shocked; call it extreme wanking if you will, living on the edge.
Just because they are blind doesn't mean they are deaf, they can still hear the alarm clock!
I think he might have been joking Eric
I often think about your mum walking in on me too
The alarm clock which they set without knowing what the time is?
Just wait till you see me Gran.
They never leave the ITV studio, so when it comes to broadcast time they are already there.
Most of them don't work, and their dogs carry around their season tickets to Anfield so they don't lose them.
there's no such thing as bindness, they're just too lazy to use their eyes properly
how do you describe a colour for a person born blind?
too true. the same can be said of wheelchair bound folk and their legs. damn hippy freeloaders.
"well red is the colour of red" "oh you don't know what that looks like? how silly of me, forgetting you were some kind of mongoloid freak without the use of their eyes. really sucks to be you doesn't it? what's it like to be a second class citizen and a burden to your loved ones? have you ever contemplated suicide?" is how i'd imagine the conversation to go.
You can explain red quite easily. Slap them in the face, and tell them the heat on their cheeks turns into a colour.
They use a braille clock!
indeed, and for blue, just stuck your cock up her mouth and tell her that her face is turning blue
I wear glasses
So am in theory a bit blind like, feel free to ask me any blind related questions.
jesus, Eric, your tagline is your guide
What if they have lost the sense of touch in their fingers? Eh? Eh? Eh??
jgraham wears glasses
If you lost your glasses, how would you get up in time for work?
i go first:
is it true that you blind people can tell who's cock is it just by the taste of it?
Incorrects, what you can tell though is who they've taken up the arse prior though.
I take it you have no blind people who are close to you?
I think this thread is ignorant and very harsh on the blind. I know a blind man that works with my fiancee's dad at our train station on the customer service desk. He is very good at his job too.
They won't know about it though will they?
this thread is just a joke and it doesn't intend to make fun of blind people
is like calling someone a "spastic"
is an insult to the guy being called "spastic" but not an insult to the spastics
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