If you could give JM a piece of advice what would it be?

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    SAred Full Member

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    As the title says if you could give Jose Mourinho a piece of advice what would it be?
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    charlenefan Far less insightful than the other Charley

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    To think there's anything anyone on here could advise any professional football manager on anything is laughable tbh but I'd ask him to please play Herrera with Matic and Pogba in a 3 man midfield, something I suspect most would say in some variation or another

    He'd probably smile at me through his teeth thinking feck off
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    Stop being a stubborn idiot and play Pogba in a midfield 3.
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    Play Pogba in a 3 men CM.
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    Pick a formation & fit suitable players in it, not pick the 11 best players & stuff them in a formation, even if it means leaving certain players out.
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