Discussion in 'Manchester United Forum' started by SAred, Feb 13, 2018.
As the title says if you could give Jose Mourinho a piece of advice what would it be?
To think there's anything anyone on here could advise any professional football manager on anything is laughable tbh but I'd ask him to please play Herrera with Matic and Pogba in a 3 man midfield, something I suspect most would say in some variation or another
He'd probably smile at me through his teeth thinking feck off
Sell Martial bite
Stop being a stubborn idiot and play Pogba in a midfield 3.
The Smalling problem can be solved
Play Pogba in a 3 men CM.
Crack a smile once in a while.
Buy a house so the media stops laughing at you for living in a hotel.
Don't read the Caf.
Swap Lowry for Ibis
Pick a formation & fit suitable players in it, not pick the 11 best players & stuff them in a formation, even if it means leaving certain players out.
Don't listen to media or Caf posters.
You don't need sun screen
Sign me on a 5 year contract, I'm shit at football but by the time he figures that out I'll be minted.
Learn to press.
Stop waiting for teams to make mistakes.
Go after them.
Wear a nice suit for home games, you look good in grey
Take vitamin D tablets. With his complexion absorption from the sun is probably quite low. Also, have more sex.
If you feel any unusual lumps, go see a doctor.
Focus on an offensive strategy
Get an attacking coach in and take his advice
Having a bad day? Take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.
Don't listen to me.
Read the Caf!
De Gea is due a rest. 25th Feb would be a good day.
Give it to Giggsy!
Your mind games are cringe when we're not winning.
Be guided by your own instincts and experiences, not by what you think might please other people.
The results might not be pretty, but I'd rather that than get beaten by Newcastle
Clear off back to Chelsea and take your stinking, turgid style of football with you.
Show me the money!
4-3-3 rules/4-2-3-1 needs to die.
Stop tinkering with things or setting up the team to try and pander to people who moan about how boring we are every time we don't win 4-0.
Sign Aguero at absolutely ANY cost and make him the highest paid player at the club! Yes I know...
Start learning Mandarin Chinese.
Separate names with a comma.