If your club was a Simpsons character.

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    Mart1974 harbours delusions of insignificance

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    Mart1974 harbours delusions of insignificance

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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    “That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”

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    Swansea: Lisa Simpson

    An outsider who stands out for brains, finesse and Liberty in a world of boorish headline-hoggers. Unfortunately, in a colourful world that’s all about who shouts loudest, being small but smart doesn’t add up to an awful lot when it comes to widespread success.

    A little bit dated methinks.
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    2 man midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    :lol: Spot on!
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    Ha Ha. I knew we'd be Homer Simson even before I clicked on to it. You can hear a collective 'doh' at Anfield every time the ball gets played into our defence.
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    DJ Jeff Not so Jazzy

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    David Moyes endeavors to halt Sunderland's slide towards the championship.

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    Liverpool - Sideshow Bob.

    Constantly gets foiled and thwarted by the least expected of foes. Also believe we're better and above others more than we actually are.

    The sketch where he gets whacked in the face by rakes over and over is reminiscent of how we don't address blatant issues like defence, just keep on getting whacked and whacked despite the rakes/defence being in clear sight and obvious to everyone else.

    Our mortal enemy Bart/Man United also always end up getting the last laugh even if we have the upper hand on rare occasions.
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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    Let's just make this a Simpsons / Football quote thread.


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    Jordan Henderson 'I moved here from Sunderland, and they think I'm slow, eh.
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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    "Well, kids, this is where you would see Adams and Dixon, except they're on the treatment table now. So, here's Eastern Europe's favourite centre half and right back partnership, Luzhny and Stepanovs!"



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    :lol: ! ! !
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    David Moyes at Manchester United
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    Crystal Palace under Frank De Boer

    De Boer 'Sammy, are they booing me?
    Sammy Lee: 'No, they're saying De BOOOer, De BOOOer
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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    good one :D
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    Theafonis In love with @Eboue

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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    Are you sure this is the right league? The Premier League? I think I should call my agent...

    Your agent says for you to shut up!

    Jorge said that?

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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    @Mockney

    I figure you might have some ideas for this thread.