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Interesting tweets by footballers (feat. Peter Crouch)

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by Samid, Feb 2, 2018.

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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    A thread for interesting/funny/weird tweets and facebook/insta posts by current/former footballers.







    A foreigner moaning about foreign players :houllier:
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    Is that the same Ian Harte that played for Spanish side Levante?
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    DomesticTadpole Doom-monger obsessed with Herrera & the M.E.N.

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    Go on twitter and ask him. See what his explanation for that one is.
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    VP89 Pogba's biggest fan

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    Rooney :lol:
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    DavidDeSchmikes Full Member

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    And regarding the OP, Ian Harte (66 games for Levante)
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    ArmchairCritic You got pets me too mines are dead

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    There's this one ace Rooney tweet where he had 19 shaved into his chest but the image doesn't show anymore.

    EDIT: Screenshot
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    Wasn't there a Rooney tweet where he threatened to knock himself out?
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    This got deleted afterwards but
    [​IMG]
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    DomesticTadpole Doom-monger obsessed with Herrera & the M.E.N.

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    Obviously thinks Levante is in North Yorkshire.
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    Might as well dedicate this thread to Rooney tweets! Used to tweet some hilarious stuff before it became obvious that someone else had to step in to stop him posting nonsense.
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    :lol:
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    :lol: amazing
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    Love how he's looking up in that, I do the same.

    "I'm not a fat bastard, here's the underside of my chin, but check out the jaw!"

    And, it's 61 upside down. Granny style.
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    Was about to post it.
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    The tweet in question asked whether he had any GCSEs.
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    How can anyone not have any?!
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    I remember Robert Huth playing "Cock or no Cock" on twitter to guess if the female that account tweeted an image of was transgender or not. Despite the obvious offensiveness of it all, his replies still make me chuckle.

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    fecking hell, the IQ of a plank of wood and that's insulting to the plank.
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    Man milk or moo milk was the pinnacle of the Internet imo.
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    I wondered what he was doing now.
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    Been to Poland lately, bit of a publicity stunt but nonetheless.
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    "nein cock" :lol:
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    DomesticTadpole Doom-monger obsessed with Herrera & the M.E.N.

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    He can vacumm my carpets if he wants, hate doing that. Wonder how he is at ironing?
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    Tbf half the caf said the same at the time.
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    [​IMG]

    Deleted it. Don't know why.
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    :eek::lol:
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    Fecking hell :lol:
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    Di Maria's angel Captain of Moanchester United

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    Pretty sure he doesnt actually tweet.