Interesting tweets by footballers

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by Samid, Feb 2, 2018.

  1. Feb 10, 2018

    IRELANDUNITED Full Member

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    The one where he threatened to knock himself out was the best i think
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    IRELANDUNITED Full Member

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    Nah, i knew he'd win the league with them
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    IRELANDUNITED Full Member

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    He speaks English fluently tho, tbf
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    Snowle Gunnar Solskjær Enjoys hatching eggs for people Staff

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    It’s really triggering how he’s mashed the wrong lines together here :lol:
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    Ekkie Thump Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol:
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    Michael Owen posing with a dead ferret. :lol:

    He's a fecking glue bag!
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    Alabaster Codify7 Full Member

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    My mate follows Neville Southall religiously, worships Nev's twitter!
    Loved that response to the Columbo question, "I like him mate" - so weird!

    Huth seems like quite a funny guy who has genuine good banter with a former team-mate. Rooney's timing on his Tweets suggest he was smashed a lot more than we realised which is quite amusing!
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    Rooney was definetely shite faced
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    Strats Full Member

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    2mufc0 Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    Massive Spanner Thinks Geoff Shreeves has one

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    padr81 Mr. MoneyBags

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    Peter Crouch is such a likeable guy. Funny as hell and seems really genuine.
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    Jim Beam Full Member

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    thelittlestelf Banned

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    Crouch is someone id love to have a beer with, his tweets are hilarious where as that Mendy fella just seems fake as hell.
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    RD76 New Member

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    How have I not seen this thread before? Absolute gold.

    And the absolute state of Dean Windass ffs.
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    He's hilarious.

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    GeorgieBoy Full Member

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    Peter Crouch is a genuinely funny bloke.
    Loved those Robert Huth tweets also, so immature and stupid; but so funny. "Nein cock".
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    Oaencha Full Member

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    I assume he’s talking about incorrect grammar?
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    ArseHat Full Member

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    Wasn’t it also Peter Crouch who, when asked what’d he be if he wasn’t a footballer, replied, “a virgin”? Seems a funny dude.
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    Irrational. Full Member

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    Another classic:



    :lol:
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    Bubz27 No I won’t change your tag line

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    Milner's official account has a few funny ones.
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    whatwha Sniffs Erricksson’s diarrhea

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    Yep. :lol:
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    VeevaVee despite the protests, wears Ugg boots

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    :lol::lol:
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    Fridge chutney Full Member

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    Crouchy is class on Twitter
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    Anustart89 Full Member

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    I didn't get it when I saw it last night. I do now :lol: Crouchy's ace.
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    Guy Incognito Full Member

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    Yes. :lol:
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    :lol:
  34. May 27, 2018

    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    Oh god. :lol:
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    VP89 Pogba's biggest fan

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    Jermaine Pennat proper scum
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    Wow. What a prick. And then he signs it off with YAWN :rolleyes:
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    Fridge chutney Full Member

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    Response to the bottom tweet: "So fake. Karius would have dropped it." :lol:
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    trafford1980 Full Member

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    Jesus. Craig Gardner’s Nan with the plot twist.
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    R.N7 Such tagline. Wow!

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    "Senseless"
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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