Interesting tweets by footballers

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  1. May 28, 2018

    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    :lol:
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    Berbaclass Full Member

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    Quality :lol:
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    2mufc0 Full Member

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    :lol:
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    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    That Roma twitter account is great to be honest. Social media done right.
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    Šjor Bepo Full Member

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    :lol:
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    Hojoon Full Member

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    :lol: Internet is great sometimes.
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    Theafonis In love with @Eboue

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    :lol: yes
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    mav_9me Full Member

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    That is hilarious.
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    amolbhatia50k Sneaky bum time

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    :lol: That's brilliant
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    nikineil Full Member

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    This one broke me! I’m fecking crying. How? Just how ? :lol::lol:
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    Denis79 Full Member

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    That really is some funny stuff.
  13. May 31, 2018

    Mart1974 harbours delusions of insignificance

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    A white flag would make a perfect badge for Arsenal.
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    GhastlyHun Full Member

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    Excellent. :D
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    KirkDuyt Full Member

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    The Arsenal badge thing has me in tears :lol:

    Also Michael Owen, what a ridiculous knobhead :lol:

    I need a break from this thread, not enough oxygen left in my head.
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    Ryan7 Full Member

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    Now I'm imagining the above. :lol:



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    Not a footballer, but a great one from Richard Keys. It was just banter. ↓

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    :lol:

    Victor Wanyama the film critic:



    Wanyama again :lol: :

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    SqualorVictoria New Member

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    It's almost depressing to scroll through Wanyama's twitter account now. Way, way worse than comparing Rooney's peak twitter game to the current one.
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    KirkDuyt Full Member

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    This one always gets me
  20. Jun 7, 2018

    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    Crouch has a strong social media game.
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    Pogue Mahone Poster of the year 2008

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    One of the best tweets of the year.
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    KirkDuyt Full Member

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    Crouch deserves his own thread to be fair.

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    StillPlayingFooty New Member

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    Crouch seriously makes me consider joining twitter. His tweets have been funny. I like how witty he is. He does it with good humor too, no bashing and he can laugh at himself, which is rare among the egoistical profession.

    Seems very balanced individual.
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    Welsh Wonder A dribbling mess on the sauce

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    :lol:
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    Santos J Full Member

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    :lol: ffs
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    paulscholes18 Full Member

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    paulscholes18 Full Member

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    :lol: They are the best club tweets

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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    :lol:

    Does Crouch run the Roma account?
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    Ballache Full Member

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    That Roma account is great :lol:
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    Mibabalou Full Member

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    Imagine if the Caf hive mind got control of United offical twitter.

    Triple the followers in a week
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    Not a tweet but thought this might amuse some...
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    Di Maria's angel Captain of Moanchester United

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    What a twat.
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    GeorgieBoy Full Member

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    The feck?!
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    11101 Full Member

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    I normally don't care about stuff like that but hes pushing it a bit there! He actually went to some lengths to photoshop all that too.
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    The image of Alan Sugar actually Photoshopping anything is funny! What he tweeted wasn't.
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    Welsh Wonder A dribbling mess on the sauce

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    As the original was (obviously) deleted:



    EDIT: Not sure how I missed that this was posted
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    Di Maria's angel Captain of Moanchester United

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    Go to specsavers!
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    GE Negative Moaning Mentalist

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    :lol:
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    promisedlanchiao New Member

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    Have a feeling lescotts excuse is true. look at the time gap of the two tweets. my aunt also once messaged me ‘bshzhbejdijebdbehitineraryjsujdijejkfbrhrjbdhehrujrjrjr’. Still great to laugh at tho, merseysider-city twat.

    P.S. Rooney :lol: