Jürgen Klopp Watch | "You could not play this way at Liverpool, but it's okay for Man Utd"

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by Samid, Oct 17, 2015.

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    2 Man Midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    Don't start using things like basic facts and evidence, it doesn't work on him.
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    Nogbadthebad Full Member

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    I hope we play them second game of the season next time around, and beat them at anfield in the 9th minute of extra time, scored by an offside Zlatan, using his hand after being given 2 yellow cards and not sent off.

    His head would explode and he'd be fecked for the rest of the season.
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    Ban Full Member

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    Came here just to say @Klopper76 is my favorite Liverpool fan here. And as for oppo fans in general close second behind @duffer. :)
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    AN17 Full Member

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    15- 20 years from now, when he is at his Grandchild's high school graduation party, he'll still mumble " If only we weren't denied 2 points at OT... ".
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    2 Man Midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    "We might've finished two points closer to 5th than we did..."
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    ManRed Full Member

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    Love it that he is so affected by the United goal. Let him get stuck in the past while everyone look to the future. Never seen a manager so obsessed with 1 goal.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian

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    Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers has offered his support to under-pressure Liverpool coach Jurgen Klopp.

    "I've been on similar testing runs myself," Rodgers told Sky's Geoff Shreeves, "If Jurgen wants any help, he's got my number."

    "So has LVG."

    "Watch it, Geoff..."
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    iKnowNothing Full Member

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    He sounds like Trump talking about his electoral college win and Hillary Clinton almost a month after becoming the president. :p
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    simmee Full Member

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    Still not sure if it his arm though. I think the decision is a classic case of you've seen them given but had it really been given if the ref was blind? Not so sure myself.
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    AXVnee7 Full Member

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    It's not even the goal - it's part of the build up. At least 5/6 things happen in between that moment and the actual goal. As others have pointed out they also should've been flagged offside in the build up to their goal.
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    Adam-Utd Part of first caf team to complete Destiny raid

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    Liverpool seriously are toxic aren't they.
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    Earthquake Pokemon expert

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    Not sure anyone would notice the difference between that and his current state, to be honest.
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    Klopper76 Full Member

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    :lol:
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    AR87 Full Member

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    I'd love for them to finish 5th behind us by 2 points with a superior goal difference.
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    LuisNaniencia Sky Sports called my bluff

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    fecking A. It's crossing the line into pathetic now.
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    ManRed Full Member

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    Either way as a manager or even a player you have to move on to the next game. There are so many penalty decisions not given to us but would be so irritating if mourinho brought it up every press conference.

    But either way I am loving how he is obsessed. If things start to go more against Liverpool I can see him losing it completely.
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    PickledRed Full Member

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    He's what now?
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    Gause New Member

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    .Phil1968 Full Member

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    I had a look at rawk a while ago and they were still banging on about that penalty we got against spurs in 2009 when we came back to win 5-2 so theyve got a bit of mileage in this decision yet.
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    PickledRed Full Member

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    Wonder if it'll go on as long as Garcia's goal against Chelsea in the CL semi in 2005. Their manager at the time dined out on that for decade or so.
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    No Idea For Nickname Full Member

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    No, no, no.. He is nowhere near as goodlooking or charming as Simon Baker!
    why are you calling Jose a plonker???

    Hell, can't put white text on the phone...darn.
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    Thisistheone Full Member

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    Luis Garcia dressed up as a ghost last year in celebration of that goal. I think you're mistaking who's dining out on it.

    Jose just went on winning every trophy going. Including 3 Premier Leagues and denying you one when he parked the bus with a 2nd string team and Gerrard slipped.
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    Watch out, here they come defending Klopp with mentioning Mourinho. Didnt see that coming.
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    Either that or they finish 4th, 2 points behind 3rd with a superior goal difference and we win the EL to take their place.
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    AlecHDR Angry, incoherent heterosexual slob

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    If there is a God, they would miss out on top 4 by one point.
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    Sassy Colin Death or the gladioli!

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    All this missing out on 4th by 2 points nonsense.

    I hope they finish lower mid table (8th again is quite possible) then we can shout at him:

    "Where's your fecking 2 points now, you cnut?"
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    top1whoisman Meet the press(conference)

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    "Do you Jürgen Norbert Klopp take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in heath..?”

    ”I do, but I could’ve had a better one if United hadn’t scored that offside goal."
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    harms Full Member

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    Amazing :lol:

    Some great quotes even without the offside (not a story) goal

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    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    I'd argue the 6 league titles, 5 cups and Champions League won since that night is what their manager at the time has dined out on....
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    RedCurry Full Member

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    It's really funny how Klopp and Liverpool are so irrelevant right now. This is really the only way any paper will mention them.
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    esmufc07 Full Member

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    It's sad because I used to love this guy. Now I genuinely think he's just a twat.
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    Grylte "nothing wrong with some friendly incest, bro"

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    Was about to say this, so many on here, myself included, used to really like this guy.
    Wonder if we would've been embarrassed, or loved it, if he had become our manager.
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    PhilQ Full Member

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    There's 5 spots for CL football should someone from outside the top 4 win the EL.

    The only way they could finish 4th and not get CL football next season would be for us to finish outside the top 4 but win the EL and Leicester win the CL.

    In that scenario, Utd and Leicester would get the automatic qualification along with the top 3.
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    gorky_utd New Member

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    :lol::lol: Shut up klopp . Just enjoy your winter break.
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    PlayerOne Part of first caf team to complete Destiny raid

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    Never seen a manager so perfect for a club. Fergie would have crushed him
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    Rhyme Animal Modmins said "freeze" and I got numb

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    Nonchalantly scoring the winner...
    His middle name is actually Norbert... why didn't I know this!? Norbert.

    Norbert :lol:
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    The picture doesn't tell the story at all. Rojo actually plays the ball, not the Liverpool player... so there is no offside. Watch the video.
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    Strats Full Member

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    It amazes me how such a childish person can be a manager in top flight football. He wasn't like this in Dortmund wasn't he?

    The people at Liverpool are as destructive to humans as the Kardashians are to men in their family.
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    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    He probably was, we just didn't see him as much over here.

    Although Liverpool do strange things to managers yeah. I think it's their cult of personality worship thing.
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    Woodzy Full Member

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    He also mentioned that Cantona's goal should not have counted as he should have been suspended for the entire season.