Joe Hart | "Performances"

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  1. Jun 27, 2016
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    How bad is he? If I was Pep the first thing I'd do is buy a proper GK (even if it means fecking up the home grown quota).

  2. Jun 27, 2016
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    Rado_N Yaaas Broncos!

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    I hope City keep him as #1
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    El Zoido Full Member

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    He'll definitely get replaced, he's so mediocre.
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    littlepeasoup Full Member

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    Did he actually say that? I'm sorry, but that's overwhelmingly twatish... and he's shite.
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    Ivor Ballokov Full Member

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    City have been linked with a few 'keepers so Pep may well feel the same. I hope they stick with him.
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    Tarrou Full Member

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    Head & shoulders the worst keeper of the tournament
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    Bubz27 ACMarket employee

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    Gif of him punching himself would be fun. What a tool. Horribly overrated.

    It's hilarious, Spain v Croatia DDG got beat at his near post with a tiny deflection and Hoddle crucified him. Shouldn't go with his feet, inexcusable etc.
    Today Hoddle goes "Hart couldn't keep it out."

    Yeah, because he's fecking shite.
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    Bubz27 ACMarket employee

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    Bravo.
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    yumtum DUX' bumchum

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    Is that a genuine quote? If it is then that pretty much shows you the attitude this group of English players have, terrible, he probably thought they'd be camped in the Iceland half and didn't bother getting mentally prepared for a football game.

    Wanker.
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    AndyJ1985 Full Member Verified Moaner

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    He's fairly average really. Hopefully City decide to keep him as #1 for the homegrown quota.
    :lol:
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    izec Full Member

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    He will be on the bench come December or January at the latest and never see a look in after that. He is so shite and a bottler.
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    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    I've said it time and time again.

    He makes far too many mistakes like that to be considered a top keeper.

    Now with City, he also produces games where he's fantastic particularly in Europe. For England he's consistently shit. Should no longer be number 1.
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    The Firestarter Full Member

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    Hahaha that can't be real. What a dickhead.
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    Ducklegs Part of first caf team to complete Destiny raid

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    Worst regular keeper England have had.

    We've had players who have played once and had a stinker, but this twat has consistently shit for years.

    He is sub David James truth be told.

    Yes that's right, I would rather have David James in goal than Joe Hart.
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    cyberman Full Member

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    Defenders fault obviously..
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    Panther Full Member

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    Full quote is "We have dominated every corner of the pitch and every Slovakian player will be proud of that result. We are into the next round and nobody will want to play us. I haven't had anything to do in the whole tournament, to be honest. We have been playing very well as a team."

    Complete prick.
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    phonics_tid Full Member

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    Bang average goalkeeper. I remember a few seasons ago when City were up against Bayern Munich and the English press actually compared him and Neuer as if they were on the same level. Sub par keeper, there's at least 5 others in the premiership that are considerably better than him.
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    Sunny Jim Full Member

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    who were they llinked with?
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    adexkola Arsenal supporter Verified Moaner City Lover

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    What a fecking calamity.
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    GifLord The gif that keeps on giffing

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    England goalkeepers are synonym for making howlers

    Seaman, James, Martyn, Kirkland, Robinson, Carson, Hart

    All conceded some ridicilious goals :houllier:
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    Art Vandelay Full Member

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    Always been massively overrated because he's English. Him going on like he did in the tunnel for the cameras before the Wales game and then going on to play like he has is a bit Gerrard-like
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    PeteManic Full Member

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    Joe Hart again. Some fella hit a shot there in the first half from 40 yards as they know how useless he is. Wonderful viewing this.
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    saivet Full Member

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    He's been at fault for half of the goals we've conceded this tournament.
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    Devil may care Full Member Verified Moaner

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    He's been to blame for 3 of the 4 goals England have conceded, he's so fecking slow to get down.
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    Stadjer Full Member

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    One of the best keepers in the world! Right? Isnt that what some people say?
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    He has to be dropped. For the love of God!

    Only very very deluded Man City fans like @BobbyManc
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    The Man Himself asked for a tagline change and all I got was this.

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    Just like Messi he should retire. End of an era.
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    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    Guardiola is in for a shock. :lol:
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    Panther Full Member

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    This might not be a popular opinion but I think Forster's a better keeper.
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    Skills Snitch

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    Poor keeper
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    Tom Van Persie No relation

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    Shit goalkeeper. Hopefully he's number one for City for the rest of his career :)
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    ha_rooney Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018

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    Pep won't keep him long. He makes too many mistakes too often. If he wasn't English, he wouldn't get as much of a pass from pundits/press.
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    dannyrhinos89 OMG socks and sandals lol!

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    No he is 100% a better keeper, it's disgusting that Forster isn't our number 1
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    Bwuk Full Member

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    I've said that since the squad was announced. Forster is class, Hart is absolute dross.
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    Butty19 Full Member

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    Yeah but he's got very clean hair.
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    JoaquinJoaquin Full Member

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    Forster is a big game player to. Got to be number one choice going forward.
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    Steven Seagull Full Member

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    Billy big bollocks and has never backed it up. Total wanker
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    saivet Full Member

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    That goal just looks even worse on the replays.
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    Il Prete Rosso Prete, the Italian Pete

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    As a gk coach, I've noticed Hart is very weak saving shots to his left. It doesn't change the overall fact that Forster is a much better shot stopper and an overall better keeper in my eyes. Hodgson is playing the popular vote by choosing Hart when it's been clear all season that Forster is in much better form.
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    J-Stander Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    Makes outstanding saves every now again again but in general he's poor. Should've been dropped a good while ago.