John Terry | Episode 22: John is banned for Racism

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    Skywarden Full Member

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    Hey John...

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    TheHorse'sMouth Full Member

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    Utter thundercunt. Lovely to see RVP wipe the floor with the smug twat :lol:
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    Marching Somehow still supports Leeds

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    Mata £23 million. Torres £50 million. Terry slipping over priceless.
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    Tribec Full Member

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    I'm thinking of going to go to church tomorrow, I'm starting to believe there is a god....

    Terry spits at Carlos in Moscow - god not happy - result Slip

    Terry can be seen verbally abusing someone - god not happy - result Slip next game.


    for all his sins, this god maketh John Terry slip.
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    Commadus Banned

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    It was shown again it wasn't a slip. He's not able to turn and start sprinting he just fell forward - his feet dint give way. Basically without a defensive midfielder JT is exposed as the limited player he is.

    Id pay to watch Carragher v Terry in a sprint.
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    Minkaro Full Member

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    If ever there was a player I could watch slipping over again and again.
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    Kaos Full Member

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    Mata was worth every penny of that £23million
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    Zen86 Full Member

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    Whoosh


    On a side note, that wasn't a slip, looks like he dived thinking van persie was closer to him. Useless twat.
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    iSparky Likes Dags. but not as much as his Dad

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    :lol::lol::lol:
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    bsc Full Member

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    I know Terry slipped, or whatever, but Van Persie looks to have an extra yard of pace this season.

    Or am I being a mental
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    ArmchairCritic You got pets me too mines are dead

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    He just fell over, it was like he knew he'd get beaten for pace and he was like 'You know what if I slip I can blame the pitch.'

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Canuckred64 Full Member

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    It seemed to me that Terry fell over on purpose, realizing that he was never going to catch Van Persie. Though it should be mentioned that it was a terrible back pass from Malouda.
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    MacMUFC Banned

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    Should've been on his toes. He could've got it, but he's a shit cnut, basically.
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    MacMUFC Banned

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    I could watch this all day.
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    RedLars Full Member

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    I'm waiting for the gif thread. Hectic!
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    MrMarcello Full Member

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    My initial reaction was he fell so he could claim he wasn't beaten by the attacking player and lay blame on Malouda (and in fairness it was a shit decision by Malouda).
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    Dobba Full Member

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    If you watch that video just after his "Look at me I just cured cancer" celebration its even better.
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    utdalltheway Sexy Beast

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    awful backpass from Malouda. Terry was about 1-1/2 to 2 yds ahead of RVP (based on that angle in the clip) but it looks like he just fell over. whatever it was, he dove or fell the end result is great.:lol::lol:
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    dumbo Full Member

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    That's ridiculous. He doesn't seem to slip on the turf, just falls over. The pass was the real mistake but it's funny to see Terry coming out looking the fool.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy

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    Maybe that was his tribute to Suarez.
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    Bloxy Why does it always rain on me?

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    just looks like his legs just wouldnt play along with the rest of his body. i did that once, but i aslo had 10 pints before.
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    Pexbo Takes body parts and sells them on Amazon.

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    I actually think it was a dive, not that he thought he was fouled or anything, just an automatic "i'm in big shit here, better go down as a last resort" sort of thing. In reality he knew full well he'd never even get close to RVP.

    It makes great viewing :drool:
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    dev1l Full Member

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    :lol::lol:
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse.

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    Firm finish with the chocolate leg. He had time to walk it to the goal line and backheel it in.

    feck you Terry.
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    TheHorse'sMouth Full Member

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    A priceless 'fecks sake' at the end of it aswell :lol:
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    Name Changed weso26

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    Absolutely brilliant.

    On another note, RVP is a beast.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    Terry's All Fold?
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    bsc Full Member

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    :lol: Nice one
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    Crustanoid Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    KM I’m afraid I just blue myself

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    Anybody else think that Malouda was at more fault than Terry?
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    Xander45 Know-It-All Champion May 2009

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    Wasn't a clever backpass true, but Terry falling on his face is much funnier.
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    stubie Full Member

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    That Terry gif from today would be even funnier if he had the bees over his head as he sliped.
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    cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy!

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    :lol:
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    JayWalker Ball Spotter

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    Cold_Boy Banned

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    Should have been booked for diving!!!

    Tbh it was a very poor back pass from Malouda but Terry falling to let a goal through is just fun.
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    Wowi Rød grød med fløde

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    i think you are right!
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    Terry is fecked

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