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Jose at the Etihad

Discussion in 'Manchester United Forum' started by Turnip, Aug 22, 2017.

  1. Aug 22, 2017
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    Turnip Full Member

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    So what was he doing there?

    Scouting Rooney?
    Seeing if City really are our main title rivals? Looking for weaknesses in City already (even though we don't play them till December)? Looking for weaknesses in Everton who we play next month? Scouting a player? Or maybe he was bored and decided some comedy would cheer him up?
  2. Aug 22, 2017
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    UnrelatedPsuedo I pity the poor fool who stinks like I do!

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    Enjoying with all the other United fans.
  3. Aug 22, 2017
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    Zebs Clare Bald'ings Daughter

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    Just watching two teams that we'll be playing this season as he had the evening off and lives in Manchester...
  4. Aug 22, 2017
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    MrPooni Full Member

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    Yes.
  5. Aug 22, 2017
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    Scarecrow Having a week off

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    Don't be silly. There's clearly some convoluted plan at place here.
  6. Aug 22, 2017
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    roonster09 Full Member

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    Just watching 2 teams we will be facing this season? Or just enjoying monday night PL game?
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    Working, that man doesn't stop
  8. Aug 22, 2017
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    rotherham_red Full Member

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    We have Everton in our next game after Leicester, so most likely scouting them.
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    Paul_Scholes18 Full Member

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    We have them after Stoke. I think it is clear he is just watching both them and City for the future. Everton will probably have a similar approach when they play us as well so it is good for him to watch how they play.
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    ghagua Full Member

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    Obviously scouting KDB.
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    Redplane Full Member

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    He just wanted some alone time. Perfect place for that.
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    RedDevil@84 Full Member

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    Someone got him free tickets :D
  13. Aug 22, 2017
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    Can we sack him already? Can't believe he is wasting the club's resources, travelling all the way to Manchester and living the life of leisure.
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    2 man midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    He was shining his laser pointer in Pep's face. It finally got to him when he went to shake Koeman's hand.
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    Raoul Admin Staff

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    Scouting Everton and City obviously.
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    No Idea For Nickname Full Member

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    What? I think he lives in Manchester, no? Not sure.
    lalala, bite, bite.
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    Jim Beam Full Member

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    Agree. Living constantly surrounded by fans is not so easy.
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    Pavl3n Full Member

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    Everton are frustratingly stubborn. Koeman's approach managed to get him a point both last season and last night, so I think Jose's trying to decipher Ronald's tactics and how to beat them.
    But yeah, the guy's "On Fire" and doesn't stop working. He had his coaching staff on his sides.



    :D my spell check detected your white, nearly got me :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    gorky_utd New Member

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    :lol::lol:
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    LoneStar Full Member

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    Mind games :devil:

    That's why Pep was acting weirdly. Masterclass from Jose.
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    shamans 1 set of sheets, optimistic about chances of sex

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    Bullying Jose
  22. Aug 22, 2017
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    Earthquake Pokemon expert

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    He was performing a psychic mind melt on shine-o ball-o.
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    Viral United Full Member

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    Giving advice to Koeman, it's part of parcel in Rooney deal.

    joking.
  24. Aug 22, 2017
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    Zoo Full Member

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    Checking out the Tunnel Club.
  26. Aug 22, 2017
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    Bit of scouting and having an evening out. He lives like 4 miles away from the Etihad.
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    NotQuiteManc Full Member

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    I knew it! He wants to continue Moyes' legacy of bidding for Everton players, this time it is Baines.
  28. Aug 22, 2017
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    meamth Full Member

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    Probably wanted to have a taste of their passionate fans atmosphere...
    Quickly disappointed.

    I reckon next home game at Old Trafford will see a sulkier Mourinho. Shyte life at rainy Manchester.
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    ike Full Member

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    He told Pep he was going to gouge his eyes out. Pep heard he was in the stands so took off running after the final whistle.
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    jojojo Moderator Staff

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    He probably wanted to find out if it was true about the blue ketchup.
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    SirAF Ageist

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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    TwoSheds More sheds than you, probably

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    Scouting Tom Davies. And Schneiderlin.
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    No Idea For Nickname Full Member

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    I officially hate spell check. :lol:

    Regarding Jose at Etihad, it was mastermind by SAF and Jose. First they show up, Pep finds about it, and decides to hide his tactics, Sane for exaple. In case of City playing good, SAF and Jose would so some very heavy woodoo. It was win win. For us.
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    Mihai Full Member

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    Not a surprise given that the game was at Etihad.
  37. Aug 22, 2017
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    Rhyme Animal Modmins said "freeze" and I got numb

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    This is José, 2 words - Mind Games.
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    RedCurry Full Member

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    Reminds me of the times when we'd see David Moyes traveling the world football stadiums 'scouting' players that we never signed.

    If he was there trying to watch Pep's tactics, then he probably wouldn't have gotten much from the game because City went down a man pretty early and the tactics had to change.
  39. Aug 22, 2017
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    kouroux 45k posts to finally achieve this tagline

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    Gopher Brown Full Member

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    I'm sure we scout hundreds of players we never sign. Not to defend Moyes, but he might not have liked what he saw, that's the point in scouting.