Jose Mourinho's press conference - Burnley(A) | 13:30 BST | Quotes updated in OP

Discussion in 'Manchester United Forum' started by Utdfrom2002, Aug 31, 2018.

  1. Aug 31, 2018
    #1

    Utdfrom2002 Full Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2009
    Messages:
    4,179
    https://www.manutd.com/en/events/liveevents?eventtag=31082018MourinhoLiveThelatestfromJose
    ----


    Will he even turn up?
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 31, 2018
  2. Aug 31, 2018
    #2

    red4ever 79 Full Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2015
    Messages:
    4,371
    Location:
    Czech Republic
    Supports:
    Red Devils
    Reporter - Is Sunday a must win game?
    Jose - R.E.S.P.E.C.T
    Reporter - How is your relationship with Woodward?
    Jose - I send kisses to his twins
  3. Aug 31, 2018
    #3

    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2014
    Messages:
    12,720
    Location:
    Player Performance Threads
    Let's bet on how long the press conference is going to be. My Guess:

    8:52 minutes.
  4. Aug 31, 2018
    #4

    red4ever 79 Full Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2015
    Messages:
    4,371
    Location:
    Czech Republic
    Supports:
    Red Devils
    7 mins, and no questions about the actual game
  5. Aug 31, 2018
    #5

    Blueman New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Supports:
    Man City
    It's just finished
  6. Aug 31, 2018
    #6

    DRM New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2017
    Messages:
    1,185
    Supports:
    SteveJ
    :lol:
  7. Aug 31, 2018
    #7

    Kapardin Full Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2017
    Messages:
    8,477
    Location:
    Chennai, India
    R - "Can you avoid 3 losses in a row?"

    Jose - "I sit here in this chair and tell you that 2 years before it was Norwich, Bournemouth and Stoke - that is the football heritage of this club".
  8. Aug 31, 2018
    #8

    Davs Full Member

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2013
    Messages:
    452
    Come on Jose lad, get some positivity out of you here.

    Odds on no reporter talking about the game?

    Edit: Davsbrookes giving an enhanced superultramega boost @ 1/50
  9. Aug 31, 2018
    #9

    Hernandez - BFA The Way to Fly

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2011
    Messages:
    14,108
    Just want some good news really. I know there isn't much he can say to rally us up. We played well vs Tottenham, but the team bottled that good first half showing and just threw the game away early in the second.

    I'd like to hear that Dalot will make an appearance or something. Just something positive and exciting. Anything!
  10. Aug 31, 2018
    #10

    poleglass red Full Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2015
    Messages:
    1,231
    nah will be 3 mins in honour of each of his PL titles. Respect......
  11. Aug 31, 2018
    #11

    MonkeysMagic New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2015
    Messages:
    323
    Location:
    Euclidean space
    Jones is injured, no surprises there!

    Dalot and Romero playing U-23s game tonight, Rojo back training with team. But all 3 to be available after intern’l break.
  12. Aug 31, 2018
    #12

    antsmithmk Full Member

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2014
    Messages:
    765
    If I don't win the league I will still be one of the greatest. Finishing second last year was one of my greatest achievements....

    Not sure I like those quotes
  13. Aug 31, 2018
    #13

    Gandalf Greyhame Full Member Scout

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2013
    Messages:
    4,095
    Location:
    In a tree, spying on the next opposition.
    Was this part of today's press conference?
  14. Aug 31, 2018
    #14

    antsmithmk Full Member

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2014
    Messages:
    765
    Yes. BBC breaking news is the source believe it or not
  15. Aug 31, 2018
    #15

    Minimalist Full Member

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2013
    Messages:
    14,056
    Is that a quote?

    Bit small time regardless of the context.
  16. Aug 31, 2018
    #16

    Bastian Full Member

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2015
    Messages:
    5,967
    Does anyone have a river for the presser?
  17. Aug 31, 2018
    #17

    Minimalist Full Member

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2013
    Messages:
    14,056
    Seen the story on the beeb website. Why is everything about him? Seriously who enjoys our manager talking about himself so much?

    Clearly it was easier to ignore when he was managing other teams in the past. Managing the club I support he’s such a fecking nob.
  18. Aug 31, 2018
    #18

    FreakyJim Full Member

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2006
    Messages:
    6,435
    Location:
    SolarX
    "I have no problem with Martial. If he wants to stay, is fine. If he goes it's fine. If he wants to spend time with family I will give him all the time, the season is 10 months, plenty of time."

    not real
  19. Aug 31, 2018
    #19

    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2010
    Messages:
    81,018
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45369322

  20. Aug 31, 2018
    #20

    Minimalist Full Member

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2013
    Messages:
    14,056
  21. Aug 31, 2018
    #21

    JPRouve can't stop thinking about balls - NOT deflategate

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2014
    Messages:
    34,118
    Location:
    France

    :lol:
  22. Aug 31, 2018
    #22

    Irish Jet Full Member

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2012
    Messages:
    1,930
    Supports:
    Anyone but Rashford
    Gone after this game. 100%.
  23. Aug 31, 2018
    #23

    Minimalist Full Member

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2013
    Messages:
    14,056
    Wouldn’t surprise me now. He’s talking like Moyes.
  24. Aug 31, 2018
    #24

    Rado_N Yaaas Broncos!

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2009
    Messages:
    90,959
    Location:
    Manchester
    How much you want to bet?
  25. Aug 31, 2018
    #25

    Jojo <3 Mou Full Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2016
    Messages:
    475
    Location:
    Pursuit of Happiness
    What's so funny?
  26. Aug 31, 2018
    #26

    Starkie_1 Full Member

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2007
    Messages:
    2,699
    Location:
    Failing a Jib anywhere, anyhow
    I’m in on this as well. I’d put money on him finishing the season too
  27. Aug 31, 2018
    #27

    Revan Assumptionman

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    36,989
    Location:
    Munich
    He seems to have totally lost it.
  28. Aug 31, 2018
    #28

    Catt The least positive person in match threads ever

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2013
    Messages:
    14,820
    Location:
    Norway
    You sure?
  29. Aug 31, 2018
    #29

    Jazz Full Member

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2014
    Messages:
    16,785
    Why is he saying all that? Is there no way to avoid answering any leading questions and could we not just request that the press stick to this weekend's game?
  30. Aug 31, 2018
    #30

    izec Full Member

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2013
    Messages:
    17,203
    Location:
    Lucilinburhuc
    not in a million years. We could lose 5-0 and he would still be here next week
  31. Aug 31, 2018
    #31

    jmaggio Banned

    Joined:
    May 21, 2013
    Messages:
    1,009
    Location:
    An Italian guy living in Manchester.
    We need more REEESPEK in this thread
  32. Aug 31, 2018
    #32

    SSSSnake Full Member

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2008
    Messages:
    3,272
    Jose saying he's still the man basically.
  33. Aug 31, 2018
    #33

    Thomas A.Anderson Full Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2014
    Messages:
    249
    Location:
    Zagreb, Croatia
    He talked like that in 2004, how long do you watch football?
  34. Aug 31, 2018
    #34

    red4ever 79 Full Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2015
    Messages:
    4,371
    Location:
    Czech Republic
    Supports:
    Red Devils
    2nd is the new first
  35. Aug 31, 2018
    #35

    Minimalist Full Member

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2013
    Messages:
    14,056
    Before 2004 anyway. Or just the usual 90 minutes if that’s not a mistake.

    He was winning big trophies back then to be fair.
  36. Aug 31, 2018
    #36

    MikeUpNorth Wobbles like a massive pair of tits

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2007
    Messages:
    17,694
    What's funny?

    He is one of the best managers, and has never been shy about telling everyone.
  37. Aug 31, 2018
    #37

    dellboyy Full Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2013
    Messages:
    828
    Location:
    Manchester
    I'm guessing he says all this shit to stop the papers putting the pressure on the players, it's all now on him... unless he is just a bit of a knob of course :D
  38. Aug 31, 2018
    #38

    GDaly95 Sexist Pig

    Joined:
    May 1, 2013
    Messages:
    2,206
    I really don't know why he has to say this.

    I actually thought his behaviour after the Spurs defeat was perfect. Put his arm around some of the players, applauded and praised the fans, went to war with the media. It looked to me like the perfect platform to create a siege mentality.

    Now he's gone and alienated the squad again by essentially calling them shit. I should've given up long ago at trying to understand Jose. I'm not even sure it's calculated anymore on his end.
  39. Aug 31, 2018
    #39

    .Rossi ever get that feeling of déjà vu?

    Joined:
    May 26, 2012
    Messages:
    17,611
    Location:
    Currently on trial for plagiarism
    It's a fair point, he's always been like this.

    Just different perception now because of the current state of the team/club
  40. Aug 31, 2018
    #40

    The Firestarter Full Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2010
    Messages:
    7,693
    He really is the Donald Trump of football managers .