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Jose teaches Jack Whitehall to drive

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by ivaldo, May 9, 2018.

  1. May 9, 2018
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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    First 10 minutes is Jose, second 10 is Bale.
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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    Before I watch it is there any of it without Jack Whitehall?
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    SirAF Ageist

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    I refuse to belive that Jose let him drive his real Jaguar :lol:
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    Andersons Dietician Full Member

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    I liked the bit where he says 1 week you beat Liverpool then you lose to Sevilla. When describing something. Was pretty funny, tho. The Nando’s bit :lol:
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    clarkydaz Full Member

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    there was a little Pogba dig in there which felt uncomfortable
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    Wumminator The Special One!

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    I would rather watch us lose to Sevilla again then be subjected to that prick.
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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    Harsh on Jose.
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    peridigm Full Member

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    Enjoyed that. Nice to see Jose is not the robot he appears to be in his pressers.
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    MrPooni Full Member

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    The continued success of Jack Whitehall and James Corden is a massive black mark against this nation.
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    MrPooni Full Member

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    There's literally years and years worth of footage showing Mourinho to be an extremely charming, funny and all around affable guy. Nice of you to finally catch up with the rest of planet earth.
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    Jacko21 Full Member

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    Even after all these years and with so much written about the persona Mourinho has adopted, you still get commentators, pundits and fans making sly remarks about his demeanour.
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    MrPooni Full Member

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    That largely harks back to how playful he used to be. They're frustrated by how muted and measured he is compared to his first Chelsea spell – they expect him to perform like a clown and that just makes him double down on the seriousness.
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    Am I the only one who likes Jack Whitehall?
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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    No.

    If you actually put some thought into it, you don't like him either.
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    Chipper Full Member

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    I've heard the name but I don't know what this Whitehall character does. Judging from the comments in here it looks like 'professional cnut'?
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    Pretending to be a wax work and scaring tourists looks so much fun.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    The Bale parts were pretty funny.
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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    I like him too.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    I like him.
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    SirAF Ageist

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    :confused:
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    Ramshock CAF Pilib De Brún Translator

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    anyone reckon Jose really lost the rag or was it a wind up? :lol:
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    SirAF Ageist

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    Deffo a wind up :lol: Whitehall was shitting it though
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    MrPooni Full Member

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    :lol:

    It was a wind up and a very good one at that.
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    There was a positive for Luke Shaw in there. He prefers him to teaching Whitehall how to drive (at 2:06 mark)
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    Zlatattack Full Member

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    I thought it was hilarious.
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    at 4.35, maybe players you don't get to see play every week...like Paul Pogba
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    I fecking love that man.

    Not Jack Whitehall, obviously.
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    So you love Mourinho?! Are you a masochist?
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    SirAF Ageist

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    Oh right. I thought you meant Mourinho had a dig at Pogba :lol:

    That was just a poor Comedian trying to be funny though.
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    Fair play to you.
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    Who Loves ya Bebe Banned

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    Im looking forward to the reverse video - whereby Jack Whitehall teaches Mourinho how to manage!
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    muller Full Member

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    Cheers mate. I just laughed hot coffee out of my nose. :lol:
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    Shamshi New Member

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    :lol:
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    Class :lol:
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    Pity someone couldn't teach Jack Whitehall how to be funny.
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    Glaswegian New Member

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    Yep, word is up here the SNP are using those two as the main reason for indyref2.
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    Ubermensch New Member

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    I'm struggling here, guys. What's wrong with Jack Whitehall?
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    Wumminator The Special One!

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    Posh knobhead for a start.