Kagawa songs!

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    AARRONB06 Full Member

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    Post yours in here! Try and get one established

    I just made this up having a laugh in work.

    Kagawa, where ever you may be, we're that team that hates City, it could be worse, you could be a bitter, playing for them and slowly getting shitter!
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    vuc First Team Serb

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    Not sure of what exactly, but a song to the tune of 'Jesus Christ Superstar' would work well with Kagawa.

    Jesus Christ, Superstar,
    Came to Old Trafford with a Kagawa...

    Carry on
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    Cina Warrior Princess

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    Pointless thread. Best one ever was already posted.

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    Nick 0208 Ldn News 24

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    I've got the "Is it Kagawa?" bit but no changed lyric before that. lol
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    gooDevil Worst scout ever

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    Boo! Terrible effort from Rimaldo.

    Plech, will you please come in here and set things straight.

    I still sing your 'Anderson' song.

    They should make him king of Heaven
    Anderson, Anderson,
    They should make him king of Heaven
    Anderson...
    ‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses
    And he isn’t scared of crosses
    Like the Virgin fecking Mary
    And her son
    (Anderson!)
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    bbest The Caf's worst songwriter

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    konichi wa konichi wa kagawa
    konichi wa konichi wa kagawa

    our new no 7 new no 7 konbanwa!
    our new no 7 new no 7 konbanwa!
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    londonredmaniac I suffer delusions of grandeur

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    I thought signing Shinji was a fairytale
    Meant for someone else, we've no money.
    There was just no value.
    Or that's the way it seemed.
    Hazard fecked us off for Chelsea.

    Then we saw his face
    Now I'm a believer
    Finding lots of space.
    Running down the line.

    I'm in Love.
    I'm a believer, he'll be scoring screamers
    all of the time.
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    londonredmaniac I suffer delusions of grandeur

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    Shinji
    Wherever you may be
    You scoff raw fish in your own country
    Except you don't
    Cos it's not really raw.
    The lemon you put on it cooks it a bit and it's a common misconception.
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    rcoobc Not as crap as eferyone thinks

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    Isn't there a bright light upon some minor team?
    Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream a muppets dream...

    I need a Kagawa
    I'm holding out for a Kagawa 'til the end of the night
    He's gotta be strong
    And he's gotta be fast
    And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
    I need a Kagawa
    I'm holding out for Kagawa 'til the morning light
    He's gotta be sure
    And it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta be larger than life

    Summing like that..
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    The White Pele Full Member

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    When you're put through on goal
    By the lad in the hole
    That's Kagawa
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    deltakaye Full Member

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    Can't think of the lyrics right now, but it would be great terrace song if there was a Kagawa song based on 'Volare'

    Kagawa... oh oh oh oh...
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    Scholesgoals Full Member

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    i'm a big fan of this one, (shouted in unison)

    KA!....GA!.....WAAAAAAA!
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    The White Pele Full Member

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    To the tune of "Gay Bar"

    YOU!
    I want to sing about Kagawa
    Get my thing out for Kagawa
    I want to sing about Kagawa, gawa, gawa

    Wow!
    Let's start a war. Start a bidding war
    For Kagawa, gawa, gawa

    Now tell me do we, do we have any money?
    Did we spend all our money?
    On Kagawa, gawa, gawa

    Wow!
    You're a superstar, Shinji Kagawa
    You're a superstar, Shinji Kagawa
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    He scores when he wants, He scores when he wants
    Shinji Kagawa, He scores when he wants
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    jakec nightclub John Terry

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    RyanGoggs Insists on dating women in public places - for the

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    Sung to the Muppets Mahna Mahna :
    Do do do do do de do do do do do do do do do
    Kaga wawa
    Do doo be-do-do
    Kaga wawa
    Do do-do do
    Kaga wawa
    Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

    Yes I'm putting no effort into this at all
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    hungrywing Full Member

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    Blame Canada comes to mind. Tricky one, though.
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    Judge Red Don't Call Me Douglas

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    To the tune of Radio Ga Ga (you know where this is going...)

    All we need is Shinji Kagawa
    *clap*
    Shinji Kagawa
    *clap*

    etc.
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    The White Pele Full Member

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    Yes. This.
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    hungrywing Full Member

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    Winner, methinks.
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    Laphroaig Full Member

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    Vidic's Head Full Member

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    Older but no wiser. At all. Not even a tiny bit.
    Or, to the tune of the Owen Hargreaves song:

    "Shinji Kagawa, you are the love of my life,
    Shinji Kagawa, I'd let you shag my wife,"
    etc. etc.
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    Redfighter Officially gullible

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    This :lol:
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    McLovin Bites pillows thinking of John Terry

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    :lol:

    This is freaky, as that song is still stuck in my head too.

    Sometimes randomly during the day it'll just cross my mind '...like the virgin fecking mary and her son, Anderson!'

    Goddamit Plech.
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    Feeky Magee TFD

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    So good.

    And after he scores:

    "So Japaneasy, oh this is so Japaneasy"
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    Twigginater WUM Alert!

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    To the tune of "Gimme Gimme Gimme"

    Shinji Shinji Shinji Kaga-wa-aa
    Won't someone help us pay our debts away
    Shinji Shinji Shinji Kaga-wa-aa
    Come to Old Trafford and watch him play
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    Aaaaaaand we're done here. This song is fantastic.
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    Cina Warrior Princess

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    :lol: That's abysmal
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    To the tune of Only fools and horses:

    Where did he come from? It's no mystery
    He trained in Japan with Mr Miyagi
    He's the one... been pissing off John Kreese
    Now he's over here... from the far east

    Shinji Kagawa... na na na na na
    Shinji Kagawa... na na na na na
    Shinji Kagawa... na na na na na

    He's japanese and he hates John Kreese.
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    Simple ones are the best. Radio Gaga is fantastic :lol:
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    Viva Kagawa
    Viva Kagawa
    He loves little trees
    Cos he's Japanese
    Viva Kagawa
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    gooDevil Worst scout ever

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    Glad to know it infected someone else too! That was by far the best refrain, here's the rest for anyone who cares!

    They should make him the Prime Minister
    Anderson, Anderson,
    They should make him the Prime Minister
    Anderson...
    ‘Cos the boy’s got football mastered
    And he’s not an evil bastard,
    Like Maggie fecking Thatcher
    And her son
    (Anderson!)

    They should make him king of England
    Anderson, Anderson,
    They should make him king of England
    Anderson...
    ‘Cos the ball sticks to his bootlace
    And he’s not a total fruitcake
    Like Lizzy fecking Windsor
    And her son
    (Anderson!)

    They should make him king of Heaven
    Anderson, Anderson,
    They should make him king of Heaven
    Anderson...
    ‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses
    And he isn’t scared of crosses
    Like the Virgin fecking Mary
    And her son
    (Anderson!)

    They should make him tackle street-crime
    Anderson, Anderson,
    They should make him tackle street-crime
    Anderson...
    ‘Cos he tackles just like Pally
    And he’s not a theiving scally
    Like Mrs. fecking Gerrard
    And her son
    (Anderson!)
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    I fear a remix of any of the various 'Cantona' or 'Eric Cantona' chants. Perfect fit.
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    True Treble Reds Full Member

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    Yep, that's the winner... Be brilliant if the Stretty all clapped in unison, too.
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    Plechazunga Grammar partisan who sleeps with a real life Ryan

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    Cheers for the props, goo and McLovin, and well remembered!

    To the tune of Daisy Daisy:

    Shinji, Shinji,
    17 mil's no steal,
    But why be stingy,
    If you're the real deal?
    You hardly cost a barrel
    You're half the price of Carroll -
    The Scouse got done
    It's endless fun
    Like clubbing a baby seal.

    Shinji, Shinji
    Do you play centre mid?
    It sounds whingy,
    But we all wish you did:
    A knock to Scholes or Carrick,
    And soon we start to panic -
    Cos Clev's a crock
    And Fletch shits rock,
    And Juve have nicked the kid.
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    vuc First Team Serb

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