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Lallana goes bananas (red card vs. Tottenham U23's)

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by Oddboy, Feb 6, 2018.

  1. Feb 6, 2018
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    Oddboy Full Member

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    What a turd. Nothing in the challenge.
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    Womp idiot

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    Why is he playing in the under 23’s?
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    Coming back from a long term injury getting match fit. Most clubs use the U23 games for it.
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    Angry Virginian New Member

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    Never a red card. The Spurs player dived. Dirty cheating scum.
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    InLevyITrust Full Member

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    Lol looks like Kloop lite, also needs a haircut. Looks like a billy big balls out there, needs to wind it in.
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    arthurka Full Member

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    Hahaha him and Flanagan . The state of this bunch . Klopp got them fired up alright ..
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    Nick7 Full Member

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    It's cute that he thinks he can act like a hard man while playing under 23's. I'd love to see him try that with players his own age on the pitch.
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    RC89 Full Member

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    What is he doing? If you'd actually lost it and blown your top, surely you actually try to hit the player, what the hell was he trying to do?
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    Womp idiot

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    Ah didn't know he was injured, thought he just wasn't preferred anymore.
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    Earthquake Pokemon expert

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    That's a sign of friendship in Liverpool.
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    jymufc20 New Member

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    Giving him nooggies.
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    bebeanderson Banned

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    He was just checking the guy’s back head for lice. Nice gesture.
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    Di Maria's angel Captain of Moanchester United

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    Heard it was dandruff.
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    CapitalismSucks New Member

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    Does the suspension count in the PL as well?
    And if so, any chance of it being longer than your usual 3 match since that was borderline criminal behavior?
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    Olly bacon hating kebab dodging Tinder stud Scout

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    One of the commentators suggested subbing him off before the ref gave him the red card to get out of it :lol:

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    roonster09 Full Member

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    :lol:

    What a cnut, someone should have punched him.
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    Pelé as a Comedian Banned

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    It doesnt. And dont be absurd, its a clear red card but theres nothing much in it, in fact its quite similar to Valencia on Sterling in an international match a while back.
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    ShadesOfTomato Full Member

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    Hilarious. Youth players must have been thinking what the feck.
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    Precaution Full Member

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    How can you act hard when you got a mop in a manbun? sit there and laugh surely.
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    Cheech Wizard Liverpool fan

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    What an idiot, probably end up getting longer than 3 games as well. He's just come back from a long injury, returns for one game and then is out again, returns and now does this shit. Perhaps he's got some personal issues we don't know about, strange to see him act like that at his age with a young player, its like watching a big brother play fight with his little brother but they always stop at hurting them.
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    Dinghy Full Member

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    The Tottenham-player jumped in front of him just as he was about to squeeze his hands. Never a red.
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    dwd Saturday Night Spies

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    I thought it was a ten year old girl trying to get her Barbie off one of her mates at first.
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    Adam-Utd Part of first caf team to complete Destiny raid

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    Hahaha Liverpool are just comedy genius right now. I love the way he just repeats “no no no no no no” like he knew it was going to happen or something. Quick sub him off before the ref finds his cards la!
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    edcunited1878 Full Member

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    His reaction to his manbun getting touched by a youth is appalling. Danny Ings walking him off the pitch is also laughable. Turds.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    RAWK detectives, fresh from analysing The Penalty Incidents™, are hard at work on The Lallana Case:

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    Devil may care Full Member Verified Moaner

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    What a wanker, pathetic stuff from a grown man.

    @SteveJ :lol:
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    Scroto Baggins Full Member

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    haha bullying under 23's, id like to see him try that on some of the other Spurs midfielders like Wanyama or Dembele.
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    Carolina Red Moderator Staff

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    The worst attempt at a rear naked choke that I have ever seen.

    Man bun is totally justified
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    What's the little freak trying to do?
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    Irrational. Full Member

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    I'm surprised he didn't try and roundhouse Cruyff-turn kick him.
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    LASpurs New Member

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    I think even Harry Winks would have him. What a big man to pick on a 19 year old kid.....
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    NotBrendanRodgers honest Banned

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    100% a red card and ban but he lost his head because he was literally getting kicked all over the pitch for the whole game and got frustrated because he knows his world cup hopes are over if he gets injured again. Still though, lost his head and set an unacceptable example for the youngsters
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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    :lol::lol:
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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    Was the ref John Fakkin Moss?
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    Snow Somewhere down the lane, a licky boom boom down

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    That's some pent-up frustration being unleashed right there. I wonder what for? Personal problems or Liverpool problems?
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    SER19 Full Member

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    He will cringe hard seeing this footage, absolutely nothing in the challenge, he seems to be saying he was elbowed :lol:
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    Roosney Full Member

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    Lallana didn't see him, the Spurs player clearly threw himself in his way.
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    Liver_bird Full Member

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    He's going to look back in a few years and regret that.
    All that aside we need him and ings fit and firing given they're the only cavalry incoming thanks to our genius January.
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    Gause New Member

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    Lallana clearly tried to pull out his arms there. No penalty.
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    Castia Full Member

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    That haircut and scruffy looking beard does nothing but make him look 10 years older. Enjoy the ban dipshit.