Let's all Laugh at England

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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    :lol:

    Oh, wait.

    Edit: We will definitely win it now. I can see no conceivable way we can fail.
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    Mrs Smoker Full Member Scouse Lover

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    We can still laugh at them, no worries.
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    Minimalist Full Member

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    Might as well keep the thread to be fair...
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    Strangely that game convinced me they have no chance.
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    Oo0AahCantona Full Member

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    honestly doesnt even matter if we lose to sweden if we dont have to have this fecking penalty curse hanging over us anymore.
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    Jinxed it mate.
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    K2K Full Member

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    Threads like this always bite you in the ass.

    And I say this as someone delighted that England won.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    I’m delighted for ye
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    sullydnl Ross Kemp's caf ID

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    Nice placeholder thread.

    Wanting England to win tonight was an unusual experience that certainly won't hold much further. Still, quite pleased right now at least.
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse. Staff

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    It doesn't matter when we lose the next game now.
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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    It's alright guys. If it looks like we are going to lose I'll just change the title.
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    How many bitter non-England fans were waiting to shit on English football?! The reaction here would have been intolerable from some. Thankfully we got over the line.
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    :lol:
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    :lol::lol: @ the op
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    Yeah, these threads never come back to bite the OP in the arse...
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    When we win a shootout, every other team might as well give up. It's coming the feck home.
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    I'm looking forward to doing just that when Sweden knock you out.....
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    AndyJ1985 Full Member Verified Moaner

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    The annoying thing about the anti-England lot on here is you support a club from England for feck sake. It's like me supporting Barcelona and then laughing when Spain get knocked out. Proper weird behaviour
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    Yeah it's totally a new thing for Irish/N.Irish, Scottish, Welsh to enjoy England's failure. :lol:

    My love for United has fcuk all to do with England. You've actually summed up how annoying you lot are - you're actually offended that random people on the internet aren't delighted England are through.
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    abdo99 Full Member City Lover

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    :lol:
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    TheGame Full Member

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    They are already coming up with excuses, well lose next etc. The bitterness is great to watch. :lol:
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    Get over yourself, international football is completely seperate from club football.
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    We said that too after we broke the curse and won against Italy 2 years ago and what happened? We really lost the next game and it did not matter that much. :lol:

    For me as a german it really hurts to see you guys finally winning penalties after us going out so early for the first time ever, but fair play to you guys. Congratulations!


    All hopes on Sweden now! :P
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    If not Brazil then I would really like England to win this tournament. So proud of Marcus and Vardy. A final between Brazil and England would be perfect.
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    Born2Lose Full Member

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    Must be great to have such moral flexibility that you can support an English football team but hate the Country.
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    Mr Pigeon baldy fatty bum bum

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    Completely agree. I never used to follow England before. Could never get my head round cheering for the likes of Slippy G, Lamparse, Terry, Cahill etc., then seeing them kissing their club badges and the cameras when they scored against us. I'm still quite ambivalent towards this current England crop but enjoying the ride so far.
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    Was it the complete failure to create one half decent chance against a poor and weakened Colombia team in the entire game?
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    An Irish Red Full Member

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    We're talking about their national football team. That's a very different thing to the country in it's entirety, don't you think?

    Also, I don't hate the England team, I strongly dislike the medias arrogance e.g. "they're roughing us up because they know we're the much better team" and the like.
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    :lol: If we can’t beat Sweden you will be our scapegoat
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse. Staff

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    As an Irishman I am actually delighted you went through, those Colombians were right fecking dickheads. You have the most amazing chance since I've been alive to get to a World Cup final, Sweden don't have much going forward and Croatia seem like they're as likely to bottle a semi as you's are. The final will be a different story, but he who dares wins.
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    Well done England. Hopefully you can take the momentum to the final