Let's talk about Smalling's magnificent hair

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    Dante Bang Average but can post Blindfolded for 15 secs

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    He's looking good, is our Chris!
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    El Zoido Full Member

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    It’s an affront to humanity.
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    AgentP Full Member

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    Looks like a clown
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    Castia Full Member

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    Looks like a crack addict.

    Awful cut that doesn’t suit him one bit.
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    Art Vandelay Full Member

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    It makes him look like he's having some sort of mid life crisis.
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    PeteManic Full Member

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    He looks like someone but I can't put my finger on who.
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    Dante Bang Average but can post Blindfolded for 15 secs

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    You're all crazy. Smalling's looking peng.
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    Dante Bang Average but can post Blindfolded for 15 secs

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    That's racist.
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    Laurentiu amt Banned

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    He looks like fecking Medusa.
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    WR10 Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018

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    I laughed out loud the first time he popped up on my screen. The sheer audacity of that
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    Harry190 Full Member

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    It does look good on him.
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    kouroux 45k posts to finally achieve this tagline

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    I have no words. Truly disgusting
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    DWelbz19 Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    Great hair. It suits him very much.
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    RizzyMUFC New Member

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    I actually like it :nervous:
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    prateik Full Member

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    Reminded me of Coolio
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    krazyrobus Full Member

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    Reminds me of side show bob from the Simpsons if he were black.

    someone take a blow torch to that Medusa.
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    Blzbud Full Member

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    According to this thread Chris Smalling’s hair is the new Marmite. And to be fair, it does actually look like someone poured a jar of Marmite on his head
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    Raw Full Member

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    He looks like he's about to reclaim his throne in Wakanda.
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    Devil may care Full Member

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    Is Tevin Campbell back in style?
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    LennonNL nipple flasher and door destroyer

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    Looks much better than the middle aged dad look from before.
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    villain Hates Beyoncé

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    Some of the replies in this thread, I have no words
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    NorthernAvengeR New Member

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    He should dye it in the colours of the rainbow. Maybe some face tattoos and a diamond grill.
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    broccoli Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    World isn't yet ready for that Chris. But i'm pretty sure that it will be trendy soon...
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    Scarecrow Having a week off

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    I think it's fantastic. Good thread. Bad replies. You know nothing.
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    Looks like a different defender. I like it
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    He could go for a half shaved lesbian look for all I care if he finishes like today!!
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    fergieisold Full Member

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    JohnnyKills Full Member

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    Haha was about the same. It looked like one of those sports quiz mockups where they put someone's face on someone else's head.
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    golden_blunder Site admin. Manchester United fan Staff

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    Kris Kros want their hair back
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    finneh Full Member

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    It's like Whoopi Goldberg and a Millipede procreated.
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    He has a good taste in hair cuts we have to admit.
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    DancingPanda New Member

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    Next week we'll have face tats.
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    krazyrobus Full Member

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    feck me , you're old!
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    TMDaines Full Member

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    Sick of his hair and him flirting with other clubs!!11 No respect
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    Isotope Full Member

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    He looks 5 yrs younger. Should ask Pogba about adding a bit color shades there.
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    Isotope Full Member

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    damn it. You cracked the code! I was thinking about him but couldn't remember his name.
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    Catt The least positive person in match threads ever

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    So that's Tevin Campbell and Kris Kross I've had to google now. Keep 'em coming, lads!
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    Nate Dogg Don't Make Me Angry

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    If it makes him pass the ball better then I like it.
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    Red_Ramirez Banned

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    It's obvious he's gonna grow it
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    His hair and the pink kit are a perfect match.