Martin Keown

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  1. Apr 26, 2012
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  2. Jun 21, 2012
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    He is a fecking moron, probably the worst commentator I've heard in a long time.
  3. Jun 21, 2012
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    Did Nani kidnap Keown's kids or something?
  4. Jun 21, 2012
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    He's a great big ape cnut
  5. Jun 21, 2012
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    I don't know why feckwits like him get to do this job.
  6. Jun 21, 2012
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    Not a complete cock, just really young.
    He's a cnut who doesn't deserve employment talking about the game. Every little remark he makes I follow up in my head with "Yeah, but remember the time you rabbit punched RVN you utter troglodyte."
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    The only thing worse is you tedious cnuts banging on about it.
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    Painful to listen to. He clearly doesn't like Nani, but feck me he has wittered on and on about it.
  9. Jun 21, 2012
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    "He leaps so well, like an NFL basketball player"

    That's probably my favourite so far. Athough the childish failed restraint digs at Nani and Chelsea FC were also amusing.
  10. Jun 21, 2012
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    Orton Ati-virus, keeps missing the n button

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    Do you enjoy his co-commentary and his comments about the NFL, and Portugal being spread like a flower?
  12. Jun 21, 2012
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    It's making the matchday thread a fecking ball-ache. I knew I'd get all the Ronaldo/Nani wanking but every fecking Orton post is about Keown FFS.
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    In all fairness though, his every comment just confirms what a massive tool he is.
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    It can't really be helped. If Keown stopped saying retarded things, people wouldn't talk about it.
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    Glad I seen this thread, he always seemed a nice enough guy during pitch side punditry. He sounds a right bitter fecker on commentary, and people called our Nev when he started commentating last season.
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    Probably the most consistent shite that has ever been heard over 90 minutes.
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    Thank feck it's over. The cnut shouldn't be allowed near a mic again.
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    What a joke
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse.

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    I'm glad he wound you up so much. Top gooner.
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    Good commentator.
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    I think that's genuinely the worst attempt at commentary I've ever heard. It was so bad it ended up accidentally being the best thing about the game.
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    He's just a village idiot
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    :lol:

    This is how I feel about terrible co-commentators. I always liked when Wilkins did games at the beginning of the season, always a good laugh. Keown's a fecking abomination.
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    Do any ex-Arsenal players do good commentary? Alan Smith is just as clueless.
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    People get so wound up over such small things :lol:
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    Comparing Portugal to a flower was a bit weird
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    The emphasis on goon.
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse.

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    yep...it's definitely an Arsenal thing.
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    Assuming that all things are equal, who'd want to
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    I suppose this is what happens when few of your recent ex-players speak English. They'll just give a mic to anyone, even someone who looks like he might eat it
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    He's credit to the planet of the apes.
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse.

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    You're lucky to have him. Shits all over Garry Neville.
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    Who?
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    Seemed to think Veloso was shit. Clearly an absolute fecking moron. Who doesn't appreciate great hair.
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    I like when he said Nani slipped over, it was a clear dive.
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    Highlight of his career
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    Love Martin Keown. My favourite moment was after RVN missed that joke of a penalty at Old Trafford. Proper Arsenal man. Bleeds red.
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