Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by Grinner, Feb 15, 2008.
+ Stam is in his team.
He is a fucking moron, probably the worst commentator I've heard in a long time.
Did Nani kidnap Keown's kids or something?
He's a great big ape cunt
I don't know why fuckwits like him get to do this job.
He's a cunt who doesn't deserve employment talking about the game. Every little remark he makes I follow up in my head with "Yeah, but remember the time you rabbit punched RVN you utter troglodyte."
The only thing worse is you tedious cunts banging on about it.
Painful to listen to. He clearly doesn't like Nani, but fuck me he has wittered on and on about it.
"He leaps so well, like an NFL basketball player"
That's probably my favourite so far. Athough the childish failed restraint digs at Nani and Chelsea FC were also amusing.
Do you enjoy his co-commentary and his comments about the NFL, and Portugal being spread like a flower?
It's making the matchday thread a fucking ball-ache. I knew I'd get all the Ronaldo/Nani wanking but every fucking Orton post is about Keown FFS.
In all fairness though, his every comment just confirms what a massive tool he is.
It can't really be helped. If Keown stopped saying retarded things, people wouldn't talk about it.
Glad I seen this thread, he always seemed a nice enough guy during pitch side punditry. He sounds a right bitter fucker on commentary, and people called our Nev when he started commentating last season.
Probably the most consistent shite that has ever been heard over 90 minutes.
Thank fuck it's over. The cunt shouldn't be allowed near a mic again.
What a joke
I'm glad he wound you up so much. Top gooner.
One thing is for sure, NFL legend Michael Jordan couldn't have scored that goal.
I think that's genuinely the worst attempt at commentary I've ever heard. It was so bad it ended up accidentally being the best thing about the game.
He's just a village idiot
This is how I feel about terrible co-commentators. I always liked when Wilkins did games at the beginning of the season, always a good laugh. Keown's a fucking abomination.
Do any ex-Arsenal players do good commentary? Alan Smith is just as clueless.
People get so wound up over such small things
Comparing Portugal to a flower was a bit weird
The emphasis on goon.
yep...it's definitely an Arsenal thing.
I suppose this is what happens when few of your recent ex-players speak English. They'll just give a mic to anyone, even someone who looks like he might eat it
He's credit to the planet of the apes.
You're lucky to have him. Shits all over Garry Neville.
Seemed to think Veloso was shit. Clearly an absolute fucking moron. Who doesn't appreciate great hair.
I like when he said Nani slipped over, it was a clear dive.
Highlight of his career
Love Martin Keown. My favourite moment was after RVN missed that joke of a penalty at Old Trafford. Proper Arsenal man. Bleeds red.
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