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Matteo Darmian 2017-18 Performances

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5.3 Average rating
17 Appearances
2 Assists
7 Clean sheets
1 Yellow card
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  1. Jan 26, 2018

    Bojan11 Full Member

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    Garbage defender.
  2. Jan 26, 2018

    Erics_Collar Full Member

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    He's so shit :lol:
  3. Jan 26, 2018

    marlowe78 Full Member

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    Anyone else we can loan so Darmian gets more playing time than he deserves (which is anything over 0)?
  4. Jan 26, 2018

    Toad Full Member

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    So so shit, how is he even at our club..
  5. Jan 26, 2018

    Kapardin Full Member

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    Only thing worth noticing about him is the atrocious state of his facial hair. Might have to waive off 5 million from our asking price just for that to flog him off to another club.
  6. Jan 26, 2018

    DdeGoat Banned

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    What is the point in keeping him and giving him the odd appearance? One of the youngsters from the academy can surely do a better job. Sell him before clubs in Italy realize that he is a total waste.
  7. Jan 26, 2018

    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Awful, this is his level.
  8. Jan 26, 2018

    Raees Fairweather Fan

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    He's not even league level.
  9. Jan 26, 2018

    AndyJ1985 Full Member Verified Moaner

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    He must be the worst player in our squad. He really is useless
  10. Jan 26, 2018

    E-mal New Member

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    The worst player to have ever played for this club, he hardly look like a professional footballer.
  11. Jan 26, 2018

    Moved To Differently Full Member

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    That's pretty generous to be fair, I don't think he'd start for this Yeovil team.
  12. Jan 26, 2018

    SwansonsTache incontinent sexual deviant & German sausage lover

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    This guy needs to go back to Italy, real fast.
  13. Jan 26, 2018

    haram Full Member

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    At least he wont be here next year.
  14. Jan 26, 2018

    Stringer Full Member

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    I hate him so much. He must be the worst player in possession I have ever seen play for United.
  15. Jan 26, 2018

    Cutch Shit stirrer (Literally)

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    No matter what standard the opposition is he still manages to always look the least technically gifted player on the pitch
  16. Jan 26, 2018

    Greck Full Member

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    Not sure what LVG saw that told him this guy could play in a pass heavy system
  17. Jan 26, 2018

    limerickcitykid There once was a kid from Toronto...

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    Still rather Joe Riley played.
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    Kag Full Member

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    There must be blokes all over the country capable of offering more than this mug.
  19. Jan 26, 2018

    Anduin Full Member

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    I refuse to believe this guy (still) plays for Manchester United and actually is a professional footballer. Total coward, awful technically and wouldn't even look any special in this Yeovil team. Get rid ASAP, he's total garbage. Poor Italy if this is your current quality in defence.
  20. Jan 26, 2018

    Moved To Differently Full Member

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    Well just rest assured knowing he's only keep the place in the squad warm for Fosu-Mensah next season
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    AR87 Full Member

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    Has fallen for Fred way too soon
    How he's managed to remain at United for 3 years is incredible
  22. Jan 26, 2018

    Moved To Differently Full Member

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    Amazingly he's played nearly 40 games at senior level for them which makes you wonder whether there's genuinely a player there and he's just not suited to English football or as you say, Italian football is in that dire a state.
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    Toddler New Member

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    I wish we would sign somebody :)
    He really is bad, really really bad. He seems like hes playing to his full capacity against Yeovill :D.

    Get rid.

    cheers
  24. Jan 26, 2018

    Rossa Full Member

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    Every single winger I've seen him play against have been able to easily pass him on the outside. I wonder if Mata does it in training...

    That being said, when United supporters actually say they hate him, well, it says something about that person, not Darmian.
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    Kostov Full Member

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    Pathetic waste of space, this guy is.
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    Bobski Full Member

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    Lindelof and Rojo should be delighted Darmian is playing tonight, making them look good in comparison.
  27. Jan 26, 2018

    Denis79 Full Member

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    Seems like a nice guy but another of LVG's poor transfers.
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    Jim Beam Full Member

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    An absolute mystery of a player. That's pretty much all I can say about him.
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    Can7onA Full Member

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    The first ever Italian defender that can't defend.
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    Red Katie The least positive person in match threads ever

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    Put it this way; he needs to go away.
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    klayton88 Full Member

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    Garbage sideburns.
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    Robbie Boy Full Member

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    There's literally no redeeming features with him.
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    Moved To Differently Full Member

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    Great cross for Mata there, should have stood.
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    E-mal New Member

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    He is terrible, just got passed him now.
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    Eyepopper Lowering the tone since 2006

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    He's not good, at anything.

    I don't think I've ever seen a player so keen to get rid of the ball as soon as he gets it.
  36. Jan 26, 2018

    AndyJ1985 Full Member Verified Moaner

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    First player out the door in the summer hopefully. A new full back is desperately needed.
  37. Jan 26, 2018

    Eddy_JukeZ Full Member

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    He's the definition of anti-football.
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    sincher "I will cry if Rooney leaves"

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    I don't think he is as bad as he looks at the moment. But he looks terrible at the moment. Even at his best he is not great. We should sell.
  39. Jan 26, 2018

    Ban Full Member

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    His side burns are terrible tbh.
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    pseudo_canadian Full Member

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    Not very good, is he?
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