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Matteo Darmian 2017-18 Performances

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5.3 Average rating
17 Appearances
2 Assists
7 Clean sheets
1 Yellow card
  1. Jan 26, 2018

    Ashley R1+O New Member

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    But of a ponger of a performance that. Can't fault his effort I guess.
  2. Jan 26, 2018

    Devil may care Full Member Verified Moaner

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    He's just a body used to rest Tony.
  3. Jan 26, 2018

    DWelbz19 Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    Probably wouldn’t look out of place routinely playing league 2 football
  4. Jan 26, 2018

    Kapardin Full Member

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    Maybe we can negotiate a swap with Yeovil. Darmian for Pineapple guy.
  5. Jan 26, 2018

    el3mel Full Member

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    Didn't make any disaster today. That's my level of expectations for him.
  6. Jan 26, 2018

    Robindinho New Member

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    Apart from his first 3/4 games for us under LVG he’s looked absolute shite. Annoying that he’s our back up right back and Fosu-Mensah is out on loan.
  7. Jan 26, 2018

    Minkaro Full Member

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    I liked the bit when Lindelof gave him the ball, and pointed, probably saying "go that way, that is the direction of their goal" and Darmian passed the ball back, saying "nah"

    Then Lindelof crossed the ball for him in an act of pity.
  8. Jan 26, 2018

    engulfing Full Member

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    He does his best. Thats all you can say I guess. Should be moved on in the summer.
  9. Jan 26, 2018

    Tosicsleftpeg Full Member

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    Tried hard but it's clear as day that he is nowhere near united standard. Looks terrible when involved in any key moment either defensively or going forward.
  10. Jan 26, 2018

    stevoc Full Member

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    Has there ever been a more insipid player to have worn a United shirt in the last 25 years?

    I mean he doesn't really have any attributes that you could say he's even good at.

    He just looks really unhappy and disinterested all the time. It's possible the poor guy is suffering from depression or severe home sickness. His grooming standards have obviously slipped, because theres no way he looks in the mirror and thinks those two ferrets climbing up either side of his face look good.
  11. Jan 26, 2018

    Stobzilla Official Team Perv

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    I think Joe Riley had two starts for us in his United career, both on the side he isn't used to playing on.

    He has shown more in both of those starts than Darmian has in his entire time here. Why give him 90 minutes against Yeovil ? He is gone at the end of the season and plays like be knows that to be the case so just get shot of him now and give some minutes to a kid who might surprise you.

    feck, even Lee O'Connor looks a better right back right now than Darmian ffs.
  12. Jan 26, 2018

    MikeKing New Member

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    We need to ship him off and get a new RB to eventually replace Valencia. This guy isn't gonna cut it.
  13. Jan 27, 2018

    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    Does he get an assist for the Lingard goal last night? :lol:
  14. Jan 27, 2018

    SwansonsTache incontinent sexual deviant & German sausage lover

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    Stingy Juventus strikes again. They probably want us to pay the wages and then buy him for £5m.
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    Mar 10, 2018

    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    MOTM.
  16. Mar 10, 2018

    Skills Snitch

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    Great cameo
  17. Mar 10, 2018

    jungledrums Full Member

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    Class today
  18. Mar 10, 2018

    Grylte "nothing wrong with some friendly incest, bro"

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    Didn't put a foot wrong.
    Best game for us.
  19. Mar 10, 2018

    shamans 1 set of sheets, optimistic about chances of sex

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    Just want to see Scholes hit a volley.
    Flawless. MOTM.
  20. Mar 10, 2018

    LuisNaniencia Sky Sports called my bluff

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    :lol:
  21. Mar 10, 2018

    Cheesy Bread with dipping sauce Scout

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    Did nothing, sell him.
  22. Mar 10, 2018

    Raw Full Member

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    Wouldn't have won it without him.
  23. Mar 10, 2018

    JoaquinJoaquin Full Member

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    Best game of the season
  24. Mar 10, 2018

    shahzadi Full Member

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    You guys are just ... :lol:
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    Santos J Full Member

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    Maldini who?
  26. Mar 10, 2018

    el3mel Full Member

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    Didn't put foot at all actually. :D
  27. Mar 10, 2018

    Robindinho New Member

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    Handled the the ‘fab three’ with ease. Not one got past him.
  28. Mar 10, 2018

    antsmithmk Full Member

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    That facial hair ffs. No excuse when your taking home a couple of thousand a day...
  29. Mar 10, 2018

    Red Royal New Member

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    MOTM
  30. Mar 10, 2018

    Rifer Full Member

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    Amazing, Liverpool couldn't score against us, made no mistakes, our best player. Damn it haha I'm surprise why this thread is bumped.
  31. Mar 10, 2018

    haram Full Member

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    :lol:
  32. Mar 11, 2018

    ti vu Full Member

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    Was he dick swinging when he was about to be subbed on? There is no hip movement but his short moving :nervous:
  33. Mar 11, 2018

    red4ever 79 Full Member

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    Decent cameo
  34. Mar 17, 2018

    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    Called up to the Italy squad. Must have got it on the back of his Liverpool performance

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    Apr 18, 2018

    Henrik Larsson Still logged in at RAWK (help!)

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    About as close to a 1/10 performance as you'll ever see.

    Looked completely off the pace after 10 minutes. If you can't play properly that's one thing, but looking half arsed for 80 minutes after finally getting a chance is some next level shite.

    Herrera ran himself into the ground to cover for him at times, god knows what would've happened otherwise.
  36. Apr 18, 2018

    el3mel Full Member

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    How is this guy a professional footballer ? He must be laughing his arse off on the club each time he gets his salary.
  37. Apr 18, 2018

    edcunited1878 Full Member

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    What? He was part of a solid clean sheet. Intercepted a few passes, even found himself in the box a couple of times. Solid 6/10, definitely nothing less.
  38. Apr 18, 2018

    Greck Full Member

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    This guy must have won a raffle to be a pro footballer. What was LVG thinking with some of these transfers? Did he even scout the technical ability of his signings?
  39. Apr 18, 2018

    Zoo Full Member

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    He did alright in fairness. Always has been much better on the right.
  40. Apr 18, 2018

    MadDogg Full Member

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    Actually thought he did better than expected. Even got forward a bit in the first half. Certainly nothing amazing, but he wasn't bad either.