Matteo Darmian 2017-18 Performances

But of a ponger of a performance that. Can't fault his effort I guess.

He's just a body used to rest Tony.

Probably wouldn’t look out of place routinely playing league 2 football

Maybe we can negotiate a swap with Yeovil. Darmian for Pineapple guy.

Didn't make any disaster today. That's my level of expectations for him.

Apart from his first 3/4 games for us under LVG he’s looked absolute shite. Annoying that he’s our back up right back and Fosu-Mensah is out on loan.

I liked the bit when Lindelof gave him the ball, and pointed, probably saying "go that way, that is the direction of their goal" and Darmian passed the ball back, saying "nah"

Then Lindelof crossed the ball for him in an act of pity.

He does his best. Thats all you can say I guess. Should be moved on in the summer.

Tried hard but it's clear as day that he is nowhere near united standard. Looks terrible when involved in any key moment either defensively or going forward.

Has there ever been a more insipid player to have worn a United shirt in the last 25 years?

I mean he doesn't really have any attributes that you could say he's even good at.

He just looks really unhappy and disinterested all the time. It's possible the poor guy is suffering from depression or severe home sickness. His grooming standards have obviously slipped, because theres no way he looks in the mirror and thinks those two ferrets climbing up either side of his face look good.

I think Joe Riley had two starts for us in his United career, both on the side he isn't used to playing on.

He has shown more in both of those starts than Darmian has in his entire time here. Why give him 90 minutes against Yeovil ? He is gone at the end of the season and plays like be knows that to be the case so just get shot of him now and give some minutes to a kid who might surprise you.

feck, even Lee O'Connor looks a better right back right now than Darmian ffs.

We need to ship him off and get a new RB to eventually replace Valencia. This guy isn't gonna cut it.

Does he get an assist for the Lingard goal last night?

Stingy Juventus strikes again. They probably want us to pay the wages and then buy him for £5m.

Great cameo

Class today

Didn't put a foot wrong.
Best game for us.

Flawless. MOTM.

Did nothing, sell him.

Wouldn't have won it without him.

Best game of the season

You guys are just ...

Maldini who?

Didn't put foot at all actually.

Handled the the ‘fab three’ with ease. Not one got past him.

That facial hair ffs. No excuse when your taking home a couple of thousand a day...

MOTM

Amazing, Liverpool couldn't score against us, made no mistakes, our best player. Damn it haha I'm surprise why this thread is bumped.

Was he dick swinging when he was about to be subbed on? There is no hip movement but his short moving

Decent cameo

How is this guy a professional footballer ? He must be laughing his arse off on the club each time he gets his salary.

What? He was part of a solid clean sheet. Intercepted a few passes, even found himself in the box a couple of times. Solid 6/10, definitely nothing less.

This guy must have won a raffle to be a pro footballer. What was LVG thinking with some of these transfers? Did he even scout the technical ability of his signings?

He did alright in fairness. Always has been much better on the right.

Actually thought he did better than expected. Even got forward a bit in the first half. Certainly nothing amazing, but he wasn't bad either.