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Matteo Darmian 2017-18 Performances

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5.4 Average rating
12 Appearances
2 Assists
5 Clean sheets
1 Yellow card
  1. Jan 26, 2018

    Ashley R1+O New Member

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    But of a ponger of a performance that. Can't fault his effort I guess.
  2. Jan 26, 2018

    Devil may care Full Member

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    He's just a body used to rest Tony.
  3. Jan 26, 2018

    DWelbz19 Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    Probably wouldn’t look out of place routinely playing league 2 football
  4. Jan 26, 2018

    Kapardin Full Member

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    Maybe we can negotiate a swap with Yeovil. Darmian for Pineapple guy.
  5. Jan 26, 2018

    el3mel Full Member

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    Didn't make any disaster today. That's my level of expectations for him.
  6. Jan 26, 2018

    Robindinho New Member

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    Apart from his first 3/4 games for us under LVG he’s looked absolute shite. Annoying that he’s our back up right back and Fosu-Mensah is out on loan.
  7. Jan 26, 2018

    Minkaro Full Member

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    I liked the bit when Lindelof gave him the ball, and pointed, probably saying "go that way, that is the direction of their goal" and Darmian passed the ball back, saying "nah"

    Then Lindelof crossed the ball for him in an act of pity.
  8. Jan 26, 2018

    engulfing Full Member

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    He does his best. Thats all you can say I guess. Should be moved on in the summer.
  9. Jan 26, 2018

    Tosicsleftpeg Full Member

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    Tried hard but it's clear as day that he is nowhere near united standard. Looks terrible when involved in any key moment either defensively or going forward.
  10. Jan 26, 2018

    stevoc Full Member

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    Welcome to United JoMo!
    Has there ever been a more insipid player to have worn a United shirt in the last 25 years?

    I mean he doesn't really have any attributes that you could say he's even good at.

    He just looks really unhappy and disinterested all the time. It's possible the poor guy is suffering from depression or severe home sickness. His grooming standards have obviously slipped, because theres no way he looks in the mirror and thinks those two ferrets climbing up either side of his face look good.
  11. Jan 26, 2018

    Stobzilla Official Team Perv

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    I think Joe Riley had two starts for us in his United career, both on the side he isn't used to playing on.

    He has shown more in both of those starts than Darmian has in his entire time here. Why give him 90 minutes against Yeovil ? He is gone at the end of the season and plays like be knows that to be the case so just get shot of him now and give some minutes to a kid who might surprise you.

    feck, even Lee O'Connor looks a better right back right now than Darmian ffs.
  12. Jan 26, 2018

    MikeKing New Member

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    We need to ship him off and get a new RB to eventually replace Valencia. This guy isn't gonna cut it.
  13. Jan 27, 2018

    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    Does he get an assist for the Lingard goal last night? :lol:
  14. Jan 27, 2018

    SwansonsTache incontinent sexual deviant & German sausage lover

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    Stingy Juventus strikes again. They probably want us to pay the wages and then buy him for £5m.