Mesut Özil

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    Lance Uppercut Full Member

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    NOBODY, calls Dugan a turd.
    I obviously touched a nerve.

    Now, as for the bolded part, who has said anything even CLOSE to that? Try not to sprain your vagina again, when you answer.
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    Crerand Legend Banned

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    Ahem, did you mean amen?
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    :lol: Is that even possible.?
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    TheMancRedDevil Banned

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    No, it was definitely a "ahem". I think a few of us were coughing along with him too! :lol:
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    GlastonSpur Also disliked on an Aston Villa forum

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    95 pages and counting ... are Man. United closing in on Ozil then?
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    Lance Uppercut Full Member

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    I'll take "Brad" for 500, Alex.
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    No. You stated you werent involving yourself in Glazer commentary anymore when in fact you'd done so about two posts before.
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    There's nothing to say that we haven't the clout to snap players like Ozil.....providing, of course, that we wanted to buy them in the first place and that they wanted to come here.

    Most of the hype around Ozil has been speculation from the news media. You shouldn't take too much notice of them because they link us with almost everyone. It happens every year and every year fans fall for it. Then of course it inevitably leads to fan discontent with management etc because we failed to buy a player that we never wanted to buy in the first place.
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    charleysurf Obnoxious, abusive bellend who is best ignored

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    Ah FFS, you are a gimp. Optimism has returned a little after yesterdays game, and people are starting to remember that we have a bloody good squad. But you can't deny the over the top spunking over this player. Oezil will be a bonus. He is not a must-have at all. And this thread is full of muppetry implying that Uniteds future depended on getting him, and crying about Fergie not just spending whatever it takes to get him.
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    TheMancRedDevil Banned

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    We'll get there. We're filling it with talk of sprained vaginas at the moment in order to pad it out a bit though.
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    For the record Ive just asked my girlfriend and she said: "of course its not possible to sprain your vagina. Its not a muscle is it.".
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    Pogue Mahone Poster of the year 2008

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    I think that's pretty much bang on.

    It's a bit silly when people bang on about debt being the reason he will end up at a different club to United. Especially when that club is Barca!
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    charleysurf Obnoxious, abusive bellend who is best ignored

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    "prolapse".


    Nasty.
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    Untied Full Member

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    Remind her that you can't sprain a muscle.
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    Is that even possible? Give me a minute. I'll be right back.
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    Crerand Legend Banned

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    Ozil related, it was hard to avoid but that was as far as it was going, sorry if you were up for another debate, lets end there ok?
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    Jawohl.
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    She doesnt know.
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    Lance Uppercut Full Member

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    NOBODY, calls Dugan a turd.
    I have never said that he is. In fact, I have said on at least two occasions over the last couple of days that I don't give a shit if we sign him or not. That is not my point. My point is, you coming into this thread (which you call "tragic") making definitive statements, when you are no wiser or informed than anyone else. While looking down your nose and insulting people who are merely using the forum as it is intended.

    It's fecking lame.
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    Alright dude, dont get a fourth degree perenial childbirth tear.
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    Lance Uppercut Full Member

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    It's too late. I fear it has turned into a compound fracture.
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    Earlier it was 25m and people clung on to that. Then some story came about 12m-15m and suddenly his worth was halved and the lower number became the new number.

    People are screaming bloody murder that if we don't sign him that are are skint and stupid and SAF is out of his mind if there is no value because we aren't signing him because of this 12m number that was made up.

    Yes, 12m for a 21 year old of his ability in the last year of his contract is a fantastic number but, there is no reality to it and clouding a lot of people's arguments as to why we must absolutely go for him.
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    Feed Me I'm hungry

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    Have we signed him yet?
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    TheMancRedDevil Banned

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    Now i know for a FACT that you can't fracture a vagina.

    Hmm... hang on...
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    charleysurf Obnoxious, abusive bellend who is best ignored

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    "lame"? Who the feck talks like that?

    It's a definitive statement that we are financially fecked.

    It's a definitive statement that we can't compete with our rivals in a bidding war. We need some weird scenario where we are the only serious bidders.

    It's a definitive statement that a story about United being close to signing Oezil because Fergie had a big grin is a new low in the history of transfer gossip.

    And any long transfer thread like this is "tragic" when the player does not end up at United.
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    TheMancRedDevil Banned

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    Well, my own view is that up to a point (and I would even consider £25 to be within the boundaries - just), the money is not the driving factor behind the signing or rather non-signing of Ozil and I've attempted to explain why.
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    Lance Uppercut Full Member

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    NOBODY, calls Dugan a turd.
    I fixed that for you.

    Unfortunately, I can't add a "non."
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    Spoony The People's President

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    Basically we're all spaculating on a forum. And Top is a gimp.

    Right?
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    Untied Full Member

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    You've got to get that sand out of your vagina; it's making you cranky. Does it itch?
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    That to me reads like a long list of non definitive statements.
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    Even I know that.
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    TheMancRedDevil Banned

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    Not through lack of trying eh? ;)

    Sorry, that was fecking awful... :nono:
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    Id imagine it does more than itch. Mrs RR wont clarify though. She says Ive got to stop being silly.
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    Not with the missus. Thats for single people.
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    Adzzz Astrophysical Genius - Hard for Grinner

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    Is this back on then?
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    Lance Uppercut Full Member

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    NOBODY, calls Dugan a turd.
    Tell her Lance Uppercunt from the inturdnet is demanding answers.
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    Lance Uppercut Full Member

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    No, we're playing "Charley says."
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    Transfer United Till I Die I am totally in the know, honest

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    Youre posh arent you. Posh people always bring the conversation around to poos and anal.
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    charleysurf Obnoxious, abusive bellend who is best ignored

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    Well, I think our "constrained" financial situation is pretty clear but take it to the Glazer thread if you think that United can outbid Barca, Real or City for a player!
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    TheMancRedDevil Banned

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    No. Everyone's resigned to the fact that it isn't "back" on and probably was never on in the first place.

    We're now just arguing as to why it was never on... or not... or something... :houllier:
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