Nani

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  1. Dec 23, 2010

    MikeUpNorth Wobbles like a massive pair of tits

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    In the end, there's only one winner...

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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    Rado_N Grinner ruined my tagline

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    So we've established that Wenger is the premier league press conference champion and the peterstorey can't go 2 posts without trying to say Arsenal are better at something than United, is there any chance this thread can go back to being about Nani?
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    Pogue Mahone Poster of the year 2008

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    That's for sure. Waiting for your superior to die of old age is a career strategy that takes a freakish amount of patience.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    Nasri's better than Nani ) does that work for you?).
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    Rado_N Grinner ruined my tagline

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    Only if we're talking about the annual Ellen MacArthur lookalike competition.
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    KingEric7 Conspiracy enthusiast

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    Sure:



    Nani.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    Nani being a fanny in a game that didn't manny.
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    Rado_N Grinner ruined my tagline

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    Arsenal fan in claiming a game they lost was unimportant shocker.
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    KingEric7 Conspiracy enthusiast

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    You say that, but I seem to remember you lot going on an incredibly embarrassing run of form after that game (you were top of the table prior to this) - the highlight of which was a fairly amusing Gallas strop in the middle of the pitch after the Birmingham game in which Eduardo got injured.

    I'd say that, between that game and the subsequent Birmingham one, you made a right cock up of that season.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    We beat Milan in the Champions league right after that.
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    Rado_N Grinner ruined my tagline

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    You're doing it wrong KE, they lost so the game is immediately rendered unimportant.

    Like the games they lost in the 'season they went undefeated'
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    KingEric7 Conspiracy enthusiast

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    What happened after that? ;)
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    We only went unbeaten in the league, which no one has done since Preston in 1889, everybody knows that.
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    KingEric7 Conspiracy enthusiast

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    After looking, I've found that you went and dropped points to Birmingham, Villa, Wigan, Middlesborough and Chelsea.
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    Rado_N Grinner ruined my tagline

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    Yep, but those pesky other competitions don't matter anyway. Unless you win them of course, then they are glorious.
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    KingEric7 Conspiracy enthusiast

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    They also lost again to ourselves, and fairly heavily in the Champions League to Liverpool.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    All of which had to do with squad depth rather than being eliminated from an unimportant comp.
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    KingEric7 Conspiracy enthusiast

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    Indeed.

    If you lot had smashed us 4-0, there would've been nothing unimportant about it.

    As it stands, on the surface of things, that game looked very much like a catalyst for an almighty, unrivalled set of bottling. From being top for almost the entirety of the season, and also well placed in the Champions League, Arsenal were knocked out of the Champions League by the victims and also slid down to third place in the league, winning nothing but the "Well, our manager is more civilised than yours during press conferences" award.

    ...which is quite an impressive achievement, admittedly.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    You do like a bit of myth you Mancs.
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    Plechazunga Grammar partisan who sleeps with a real life Ryan

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    Suck my Oedipussy, Lampard
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    Brophs The one and only

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    You were waiting for the right thread to use that gag in, weren't you? And then you worried you might forget it so you chucked it in here?
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    KingEric7 Conspiracy enthusiast

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    It's no surprise given the legendary success we've had over the past 20 years. ;)
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    It's quite good I can't work out if the clunking Lampard makes it better or he needs a more classical name.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    Brophs The one and only

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    Nah, Lampard is pretty much ripe for the picking when it comes to mum jokes.
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    Spoony The People's President

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    To be fair, Arsenal'd look great in pink.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    Bit near the knuckle even for yourself.
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    KingEric7 Conspiracy enthusiast

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    Veni, Vidic, Vici.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    It's all over now baby blue.
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    Kraftwerker Formerly RedAddict

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    Storey is slowly losing it.

    As Arsenal swing from failure to failure, it becomes less and less about the winning, and more and more about who has the most throw-ins, who does the best press conferences, and who has the best women's team.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    The future belongs to us (I think your present is on acid),
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    Plechazunga Grammar partisan who sleeps with a real life Ryan

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    Plechazunga, how does Alexzunga sound?
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    TonyMontana Banned

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    Nani plays in a better team and will have more titles and the end of his carrer, how does that work for you?
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    :lol:
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    askabob Full Member

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    It wasn't his best game by any means but another assist and goal to add to the tally. impeccable
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    olesmyhero Emmy Moses

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    I've got no problem if he has an 'average' game if he still gets an assist and the match winner. The lad's a fecking talent.

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