Okay, so I've just come up with this chant for Alexis Sanchez. To the tune of Peter Sarstedt's 'Where Do You Go To My Lovely?' One for the older caftards - the one's who remember us getting relegated and all that. "Oh he shoots like Ruud Van Nistelrooy, And he crosses like David Beckham. He's our little Chilean maestro, And he's better than Mhkitaryan! Yes he is, Yes he is... He got sick of carrying Arsenal, Winning feck-all every year. United are gonna win the lot, Now that Alexis Sanchez is heeeere Yes we are, Yes we are..." Ok, so he can't quite shoot like Van Nistelrooy, or cross like Beckham. And Arsenal have actually won stuff in the last few years - but when do we let reality get in the way of a chant, eh people?? I fully expect to hear it being belted out from the Stretty on TV Friday night.