Nice Try Zuckerberg

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by horsechoker, Nov 8, 2017.

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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-41913740

    I'm sure this won't be abused by Facebook employees :rolleyes:
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    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    That's insane.
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    Santos J Full Member

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    What the feck :lol:
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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    It only makes sense if there is a standalone application that creates a fingerprint that can be in no way backwards engineered and then allows you to upload said fingerprints to Facebook. Anything else is mental.
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    whatwha Where's my diarrhea damnit

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    Hahahaha. What a transparent ploy to have even more sensitive material and thereby implicit power over their users.

    Also, no doubt FB employees will be looking at them.
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    Billy Blaggs No mates but his cousins love him

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    Facebook employees beating of to the daily set of nudes every morning.
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    Wednesday at Stoke Full Member

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    sullydnl Ross Kemp's caf ID

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    Quite a few flaws with the idea really. :lol:
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    ThomasEmil Invisible Herrera Watcher

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    So they're gonna send a nude pic of me, when I'm trying to send a nude pic of another?
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    Dan Aka Lumines

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    They’re right creepy cnuts.
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    SirAF Ageist

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    Meh, people are too paranoid about this.
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    donkeyfish Full Member

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    Guys I'm launching a great anti-fraud protection app that will fingerprint all your assets, meaning it will be safe for all the future.

    You just need to send it to me first so my AI algorithm can do it's work on it.
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    Buchan has whacked the hammer to Roswell

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    Zuckerberg's desperation to get into the White House knows no bounds. Blackmailing every 18+ citizen in the country with release of their nudes in exchange of votes. Hmmm...
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    Freedom Aluteni Full Member

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    :lol:
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    adexkola American Arse

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    What stops you from digitally altering a photo to the point it passes the algorithm, yet still contains compromising information?
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    Rightnr Full Member

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    Sponsored by that oh-so-famous Nigerian prince and his golden promises.
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    Ramshock The spacegoats did it

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    you what?
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    VeevaVee despite the protests, wears Ugg boots

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    If you click on your iPhone photos then search 'brassiere' it'll show topless/underwear photos in your phone. 2creepy4me.
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    Ramshock The spacegoats did it

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    Stokes better. Good call
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    VeevaVee despite the protests, wears Ugg boots

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    That revenge porn isn't actually even a common issue immediately sparks a bit of suspicion. 1 in 5 my arse (no pun intended).
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    Sky1981 Fending off the urge

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    I'd send you one. But your name doesn't exude confidence.
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    donkeyfish Full Member

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    But why would someone untrustworthy pick such a name? That would make me both untrustworthy and highly stupid. But I have an AI algorithm, so the latter is absurd.

    There are already several Nigerian royalties interested in my venture.
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    Ish Lights on for Luke

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    Jippy Sleeps with tramps, bangs jacuzzis, dirty shoes

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    Billy Blaggs No mates but his cousins love him

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    Or brazzers
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    Nah you can't look up friends and girls you used to fancy on Brazzers. Well most of us can't :nervous:
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    Billy Blaggs No mates but his cousins love him

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    Good point. Though I wonder if anyone here actually knows someone who went into porn. Just to validate my response:D
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    JustAFan The Adebayo Akinfenwa of football photoshoppers

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    My sis-in-law used to work at the photo processing lab at Kodak back in the late 70's, early 80's. It was quite common for people to make copies of any decent nudes they developed. if it was a really good one multiple copies would be made to share around the lab.
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    Billy Blaggs No mates but his cousins love him

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    :lol: why the hell didn't they just buy a polaroid?
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    buchansleftleg Full Member

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    they have a very shallow depth of field....apparently!

    :nervous:
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    Billy Blaggs No mates but his cousins love him

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    Worked fine for me before the age of the digital phone/camera :lol:
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    JustAFan The Adebayo Akinfenwa of football photoshoppers

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    Who knows maybe because Kodak > Polaroid.

    But when I was 15 or 16 I was fortunate enough to have a girlfriend and even more fortunate that she had a Polaroid. She gave me some nude selfies before we knew to call them selfies.
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    JoaquinJoaquin Full Member

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    Think i'd rather just take my chances to be honest
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    I've just sent some nudes to Niall so he can set up an algorithm which blocks any nudes of me being posted on here.
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    Dan Aka Lumines

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    So it’s your fault the SFW thread got closed?
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    Billy Blaggs No mates but his cousins love him

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    Lucky you. Too bad it wasn't 18 or 19 you could have sent them to Facebook as a preemptive strike.
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    SaintTresano Cartoon expert

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    What? When was this? :(
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    Did somebody post pics of me in there?:nervous: