Discussion in 'Current Events' started by horsechoker, Nov 8, 2017.
I'm sure this won't be abused by Facebook employees
What the feck
It only makes sense if there is a standalone application that creates a fingerprint that can be in no way backwards engineered and then allows you to upload said fingerprints to Facebook. Anything else is mental.
Hahahaha. What a transparent ploy to have even more sensitive material and thereby implicit power over their users.
Also, no doubt FB employees will be looking at them.
Facebook employees beating of to the daily set of nudes every morning.
Now I feel bad for turning down an interview in 2011. Should have known it would pay off.
Quite a few flaws with the idea really.
So they're gonna send a nude pic of me, when I'm trying to send a nude pic of another?
They’re right creepy cnuts.
Meh, people are too paranoid about this.
Guys I'm launching a great anti-fraud protection app that will fingerprint all your assets, meaning it will be safe for all the future.
You just need to send it to me first so my AI algorithm can do it's work on it.
Zuckerberg's desperation to get into the White House knows no bounds. Blackmailing every 18+ citizen in the country with release of their nudes in exchange of votes. Hmmm...
What stops you from digitally altering a photo to the point it passes the algorithm, yet still contains compromising information?
Sponsored by that oh-so-famous Nigerian prince and his golden promises.
I was asked to interview for a junior software developer job but I got a grad school admission a few days before that so I declined. I wasn't excited about living in Palo Alto either the gender gap is so bad, its a sausage fest.
If you click on your iPhone photos then search 'brassiere' it'll show topless/underwear photos in your phone. 2creepy4me.
Stokes better. Good call
That revenge porn isn't actually even a common issue immediately sparks a bit of suspicion. 1 in 5 my arse (no pun intended).
I'd send you one. But your name doesn't exude confidence.
But why would someone untrustworthy pick such a name? That would make me both untrustworthy and highly stupid. But I have an AI algorithm, so the latter is absurd.
There are already several Nigerian royalties interested in my venture.
*Searches for Facebook jobs*
Nah you can't look up friends and girls you used to fancy on Brazzers. Well most of us can't
Good point. Though I wonder if anyone here actually knows someone who went into porn. Just to validate my response
My sis-in-law used to work at the photo processing lab at Kodak back in the late 70's, early 80's. It was quite common for people to make copies of any decent nudes they developed. if it was a really good one multiple copies would be made to share around the lab.
why the hell didn't they just buy a polaroid?
they have a very shallow depth of field....apparently!
Worked fine for me before the age of the digital phone/camera
Who knows maybe because Kodak > Polaroid.
But when I was 15 or 16 I was fortunate enough to have a girlfriend and even more fortunate that she had a Polaroid. She gave me some nude selfies before we knew to call them selfies.
Think i'd rather just take my chances to be honest
I've just sent some nudes to Niall so he can set up an algorithm which blocks any nudes of me being posted on here.
So it’s your fault the SFW thread got closed?
Lucky you. Too bad it wasn't 18 or 19 you could have sent them to Facebook as a preemptive strike.
What? When was this?
Did somebody post pics of me in there?
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