Norway v England (friendly)

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  1. May 26, 2012
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    prateik City Fan

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    That was easy.
  2. May 26, 2012
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's

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    Hangeland was dreadfully slow there.
  3. May 26, 2012
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    Burrow Still enjoys cocks

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    That's the defense we've come to know from Demidov and H√łgli these last couple of years. Glad to see that Young got a goal though, but we made it waaaay too easy for him.
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    The only good player we have is Moa.
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    McLovin Bites pillows thinking of John Terry

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    We're going to win the Euros, the World cup, and the intergalactic super cup final.
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    We should sign that winger. He seems good. :drool:;)
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    The commentators talking up Carroll is already very annoying :mad:
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    Norway player nearly scored from his own corner kick.
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    Every time Carroll gets praised for winning a header, a small, technical English youth prospect dies
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    Burrow Still enjoys cocks

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    Would love to see Berisha at some point in this game.
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    That is a terrible keepers kit
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    God Milner is so shit.
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse.

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    TBF, that was fecking rubbish from that Noggie #5.
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    Burrow Still enjoys cocks

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    Milner with a dazzling run, a great cross and then a perfect flick with his heel. It's easy to see why he's been such an influence in the England national team.
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    Kinda liking that link up play between United and City players there. :nervous:
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    Jimy_Hills_Chin Desperately wants to be ITK

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    I hope Eden Hazard isn't watching this game!
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    Burrow Still enjoys cocks

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    Hangeland, probably one of our very best players the last couple of years. He's usually great, but very slow.
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    Orton Ati-virus, keeps missing the n button

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    Amazing play by Scott Parker
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    I remember when braaten was the next big thing lol
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    Maciek Arrogant prick who is best ignored

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    Gerrard looks much better in central midfield than behind the striker.

    But that lets Downing play on the wing as Young plays behind Carroll...
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    Burrow Still enjoys cocks

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    Gotta love a Liverpool-commentator on Noggie tv. The praise Carroll is getting is ridiculous.
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    Andy Townsend bemoaning the lack of physical players in the Norway team. He mentioned that 'great Norway teams of the past' had a physical presence. obviously in reference to the great Norwegian teams that have won so many international honours with their brand of physical play :rolleyes:
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    It's about 72 - 28 possession in Norways favour :lol:
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    Burrow Still enjoys cocks

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    Oh great, Grindheim is already warming up. He'll be exhausted by the time he's called upon to play.
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    Jimy_Hills_Chin Desperately wants to be ITK

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    He plays the big lump of shit up top very well. It is just that that style is the shittest kind of football that it is possible to play. You do not pay 35m for that.
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse.

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    We don't even seem capable of hoofing it to the big man.
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    Not knowing today's tactics, but I'm curious if England could use a 4-2-3-1 or 4-3-3 setup and it work well with the players available?
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    Pexbo Takes body parts and sells them on Amazon.

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    Starfish!
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    Burrow Still enjoys cocks

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    Has Carroll ever been happy with a refs decision? Even once? No matter what happens, he seems to throw a few swearwords at the ref.
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    Maciek Arrogant prick who is best ignored

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    He learns from Suarez.
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    Great pass by Carroll.
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse.

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    feck me this is ponderous stuff.
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    Great isn't it?

    Graham Taylor is even worse when you hear him on Channel Five and of course he's actually fecking managed England.

    We're such an incredibly thick and ignorant country.
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    Orton Ati-virus, keeps missing the n button

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    Gerrard with a rubbish pass.
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    Burrow Still enjoys cocks

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    fecking Gamst Pedersen. You know your national team is shit when you have to call upon him to try to play as the playmaker.
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    Pexbo Takes body parts and sells them on Amazon.

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    Are the ITV commentators watching the same game?
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    Christ this team would be so fecked without Young, he's the only one who has any ideas that don't involve the words 'big man' and 'knock'
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    Pexbo Takes body parts and sells them on Amazon.

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    England had 6 in the area, 2 just outside and counter attacked with 2 players then. Dire. They've lined up like Chelsea did against Barcelona and this is Norway ffs.
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