Off to Dubai - 2019 edition

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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    Mike Phelan is the shorts leader.
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    Sassy Colin Death or the gladioli!

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    What, no Martial style outrage a la Jose in pre-season?

    Oh wait, it's perfectly normal for a father to want to witness the birth of their child.
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    meamth Full Member

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    Pogba really is a top pro. He could've just stay at home easing his injury.

    What a man.
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    Rolaholic New Member

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    That might've been one of the lowest points of Jose's toxic tenure along with his 'heritage' rant. Seeing a manager publicly lashing out at one of his brightest talents for going to his sons birth instead of staying for a meaningless marketing excerise/money grab
    preseason tour and seeing so many fans willingly follow suite with abuse like rabid attack dogs was disgusting
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    Snafu17 Full Member

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    If it makes you feel any better, he probably didn't write it himself.
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    youmeletsfly New Member

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    Next article in the sun: BREAKING Paul abandoned his dog and went off to Dubai.
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    Gomes New Member

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    Martial was also given permission to go. He stayed longer than was permitted and didn't give notice of it. It matters not if he actually had a good reason to stay. Guaranteed if Fred does the same he too will get fined.
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    RedCurry Full Member

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    Milly lost the
    Our boy is really filling up.
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    Red Katie The least positive person in match threads ever

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    Too much freedom imo.
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    ArjenIsM3 Full Member

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    Are you talking ink or muscle?
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    RedDevil@84 Full Member

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    It was almost funny when Chong and Fellaini were subbed in together in last game :D
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    RedCurry Full Member

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    :lol: I was talking muscle, but ink too I guess.
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    MDFC Manager Full Member

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    Exactly. And this is mid season too!
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    RedDevil@84 Full Member

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    Or nobody cares a flying feck about Fred?
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    Fosu-Mens Full Member

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    The quality of that Rondo is so low, beside Matas contribution.
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    Devil may care Full Member

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    This is what we need! :devil:

    Great to see, hopefully the knock from Shelvey has worn off.
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    KingOle New Member

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    Solskjær - "I've been here before with my ol...molde" his OLD club huh?
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    RedTillI'mDead A Key Tool

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    Dwazza Gunnar Solskjær Lutefisk is it!

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    Difference being he is still reporting to Carrington to train and not fecking off to another country.
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    Amar__ Not so Full Member

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    Maybe his baby is not beautiful baby as Jose described Martial's?
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    tomaldinho1 Full Member

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    :lol:
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    iammemphis iwillnotaskforanamechangeagain

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    And you know Martial wasn’t doing any training over in France? If he’s at Carrington and his missus insisted on being back home in France, most likely with her mum, then he would miss the birth aswell, obviously.
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    freeurmind weak willed

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    Such a youthful side! Who would the losing team be?
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    I like the pictures of Carrick getting involved with the training, he only retired last year so can obviously still get stuck in. It looks like the relationship between the players and coaches is very good.
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    [​IMG]
    Lukaku "..and that's where I got my incredible silky skills from"
    Martial ...
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    EngimaMK New Member

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    I know this sounds obvious, but these days there is so much going into training. They still do the old stuff like rondo, short sprints, dribbling through cones but there is also so much more - resistance against bands, yoga and ... some sort of hopping, stick your leg out thingy?! :D

    Great to see the players so happy and looking to improve on mobility. I heard that every PL game this season we have covered less distance than the opposition until Ole came in. Great to see a mobile Man Utd again !
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    freeurmind weak willed

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    Lukaku: "wouldn't it be hilarious if at the end of the season the board appointed Jose again?"
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    Dwazza Gunnar Solskjær Lutefisk is it!

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    Yeah, I'm going to guess that he didn't do any supervised or structured football training. He probably went for a run, maybe even did some weight training but that's basic fitness that almost anyone would do, even on vacation.
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    SEVEN SEAS SARDINES, your pic with Phelan is awesome. I can't embed media yet but just imagined solskjaer saying " and then I told Sir Alex I still have that video of when you stood on that balloon and scared the shit out of him ha ha ha ha"
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    Seven Seas Sardines Full Member

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    That's what I wanna know. Qualified guess:

    Grant-Jones-Darmian-Fellaini-Valencia-Mata-Lukaku
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    RedDevil@84 Full Member

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    Seven Seas Sardines Full Member

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    Don't think he's the heart and soul of any party. However, he doesn't need to be. Just needs to sign a new contract and stop moaning about rain.
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    RedDevil@84 Full Member

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    In his small interview on the Dubai - Day 2 video on MUTV, Ole almost talked about the Spurs and Arsenal game as some kind of preparation game for the big match vs PSG :D
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    Sean_RedDevil Twitter bot

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    BluesJr Full Member

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    Very excited to see this interview.
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    chb23 New Member

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    Kind of looks planned to an extent. If you see the person purposely kicks the ball in the direction, there's no one else there except that 1 person..

    Seems suss....
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    freeurmind weak willed

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    spwd likes: servals, breasts, rylan clark and zooey

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    :lol::lol: