Our squad has changed

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    99withaflake Full Member

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    I’m lost for words, to be honest.

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    Irish Jet Full Member

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    Ander would get it.
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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    Would probably have a go on Matic and Herrera tbf
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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    I wanna see top 5's people.
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    Mickfoley Banned

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    Is that De Gea above Phil Jones?
    Matic looks hot.
    Mourinho with that resting bitch face.:lol:
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    soapythecat Full Member

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    I've paid for worse.
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    Dwazza Coke is it!

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    Sanchez and Perreria. :drool:
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    99withaflake Full Member

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    McTominay had 3 kids before turning professional.
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    Mickfoley Banned

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    Matic
    Mata
    Shaw
    Herrera
    Smalling
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    The Stain Soccer Manager's Highwayman

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    :lol:
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    el3mel Full Member

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    Mata is by far the best. Hell, what am I saying ? :lol:
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    99withaflake Full Member

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    De Gea is underneath Bailly. You need to click on the tweet to see the extra row.

    It’s worth it for his hair.
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    Beachryan More helpful with spreadsheets than Phurry

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    What the actual f*ck?

    That's it. Shut down the internet, it's finally gone too far.
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    sullydnl Ross Kemp's caf ID

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    Those eyes. :drool:
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    Schmiznurf Full Member

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    I'd give it to some of them. The Mata one looks like an actual woman rather than an app alteration though.
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    1) Mata
    2) Shaw
    3) Mourinho
    4) Herrera
    5) McTominay

    1-3 look like real women and relatives of the players, while 4-5 are obvious photoshops but would not look out of place on a council estate. Honorable mention to Matic who is an obvious Photoshop but it still works, he would be pretty hot if he got a sex change :nervous:
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    tonnas New Member

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    mata - shaw - pereira - matic, what the heck though haha
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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    Mourinho, Martial, Rashford, Lukaku, Sanchez
    McTominay, Matic, Fellaini, Herrera, Fred
    Andreas, Lingard, Mata, Pogba, Tuanzebe
    Darmian, Valencia, Fosu-Mensah, Shaw, Dalot
    Young, Rojo, Smalling, Jones, Bailly
    Lindelof, Joel, Romero, Grant, De Gea

    The Fosu-Mensah one doesn't look like him but with the rest you can see the resemblance.
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    Katalinski New Member

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    Morinho is Penelope Cruz :devil:.
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    altodevil86 Full Member

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    Darmian wheels her pram in front of my house every day
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    Raw Full Member

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    Female Pogba is just male Pogba with longer hair :lol:
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    BeforeKeanetherewasRobson Full Member

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    Mrs Fellaini is scary.... cross between the Incredible Hulk and action man.

    P.S..... Mrs Phyllis Jones?? Wowzers.
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    Andersons Dietician Full Member

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    I don’t know what’s going on but damn Fellaini looking fiiiiine....

    That Phil Jones one looks all too familiar.
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    crossy1686 Full Member

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    Jesus, Matic is a beaut.
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    BeforeKeanetherewasRobson Full Member

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    Mata, Mata, Mata, Mata, Valencia
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    bosnian_red Worst scout to ever exist

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    Can surely do a bit better for martial, rashford and pogba, barely look different!

    Jones and bailly though:lol:
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    lewwoo Full Member

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    Martial is just Martial with lip stick on.
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    AlwaysRed66 Full Member

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    I thought this was the Man Utd women's team at first.

    McTominay doesn't look much different. Fellaini looks the worst, & has come of the set for the new Frankenstein movie.
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    vangagal Full Member

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    Put Valencia's daughter on that and he still looks the same. But Mata surely thats a real women no? I cant recognize him at first glance
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    Thepinhead Full Member

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    Gonna have to go with

    Grant
    Mata
    Matic
    Young
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    Greck Full Member

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    Philomena Jones looks awful
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    tenpoless Full Member

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    I'm not gonna comment on it, I don't want people to question my sexuality.

    And yes, I like lamps.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Fellaini looks like a replicant.
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    montpelier Full Member

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    I like Hêlîn.
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    dannyrhinos89 OMG socks and sandals lol!

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    Is there any form where mata doesn’t look handsome. Also darmian....
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    cj_sparky Full Member

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    I like how Jeff Schlupp is randomly in there :lol:
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Josie looks grumpy as f*ck.
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    ash_86 Full Member

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    DDG aka bomshell :drool:
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    Grylte "nothing wrong with some friendly incest, bro"

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    Lingard looks like my ex, but with darker skin tone... :lol:
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    abdo99 Full Member City Lover

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    Who is the one above Jones?
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    sullydnl Ross Kemp's caf ID

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    Shaw?