Papiss Cisse

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    MikeUpNorth Wobbles like a massive pair of tits

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    Just buy him already. He is the one.
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    KiD MoYeS Good Craig got his c'nuppins

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    Wait 'til Sunday, he does anything similar to what he's done tonight then we'll owe it to him to buy him and pay him £700grand a week.
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    McLovin Bites pillows thinking of John Terry

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    Rooney playing off him :drool:

    Get on it Frogie.
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    KiD MoYeS Good Craig got his c'nuppins

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    Thing is, we don't need him and sir-arles won't pay through the nose for him.
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    Dan Aka Lumines

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    One of the best volleys ever.
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    Neo_Mufc Full Member

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    Break the bank. 40million bid.
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    Red Pavan shittest username ever manutddabest791

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    Why are people overreacting ? I would rather see Welbeck develop than get Cisse.
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    Fortitude Full Member

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    If he maintains the level of performance we've seen this season through all of next, he'll be on every top clubs' shopping list as a "must have" come 2013-2014 or even the winter window of next season.
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    KiD MoYeS Good Craig got his c'nuppins

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    We're still not going to fork out £40 odd million to bring him here when we've Rooney, Welbeck and Hernandez who are all young and proven goalscorers.
    Don't forget Carroll cost £30million and he's been twice the player Carroll was in the six months or so.
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    The Neviller Banned

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    How did the bigger clubs miss out on him? Newcastle have done well there picking him up for what now looks like an absolute steal of a fee.
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    Beachryan Full Member

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    Let's wait a while shall we? Zaki anyone?
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    Relevated Moral Guide

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    what a supercalaragilistic volley
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    MikeUpNorth Wobbles like a massive pair of tits

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    No, let's buy Newcastle's in form striker on the back of 6 months form, what could possibly go wrong. He is clearly the one.
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    Jimy_Hills_Chin Desperately wants to be ITK

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    Not yet.

    He is playing out of his skin but I highly doubt that he will maintain this level. At least he is on cloud nine form wise before shitty go there.
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    KiD MoYeS Good Craig got his c'nuppins

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    For the record, Crouch's was better.
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    He was class in the Bundesliga as well tbh
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    Annihilate Now! ...or later, I'm not fussy

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    I'm having Cisse's every time... the technique on a strike like that is out of this world. I can't remember ever seeing a goal quite like it.
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    KiD MoYeS Good Craig got his c'nuppins

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    To be honest I just think Crouch's felt sweeter for me because of who it was scored against.
    Technique from Cisse was out of this world though.
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    ghaliboy Snitches on Tom Hagen

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    :lol: Kenny Dalglished passed on buying him!
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    Raven Blade Dull

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    Holy shit! Just seen the goals. What a striker he's turned out to be. Credit to Newcastle's scouting department.
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    Zen Full Member

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    We've seen similar to Crouchs before(not a disservice to it, still rare).....this was just surreal. The players and managers reaction after it showed how special it was.

    Unreal season for ridiculous goals though.
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    I watched him in French Ligue 2 a couple of years back and took the piss off his name with my mate.

    He became a regular joke but now I must say I'll switch to mocking Djemba Ba (or Demba Demba alternatively)
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    Makki QUITTER

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    I can't say that I think that it was intentional to strike it the way he did. A swerve like that is one that you see when players mishit the ball and it goes out for a throw-in. Think he meant to take it with the top of his foot but sliced it, which gave it that wild swerve. Still, can't complain about the end result, absolutely stunning goal.
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    Neo_Mufc Full Member

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    Really????:lol:
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    If he does something like that against City and its not a consolation goal someone will have to scrape me off the ceiling.
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    Annihilate Now! ...or later, I'm not fussy

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    I'm not sure... the way he's shaped to hit that, if he had it normally with the top of his boot, the way his foot/body was facing, he'd have been hitting that comfortably wide... this, plus the fact that we've seen the oustanding technique he has on several occassions this season already, means that I certainly give him the benefit of the doubt.
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    Still ill Full Member

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    Well that's just silly. What a pair.
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    Solius Has a massive ginger bush

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    It was like a goal you'd score on Roberto Baggio's Magical Freekicks.
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    Annihilate Now! ...or later, I'm not fussy

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    :lol:

    Never again will I score a goal on that game and follow it with "well that's a bit unrealistic..."
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    mungy I am a terrible poster, please ignore me

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    Of course he meant it, not that he expects it to go in the net.

    Super strike, wish he had done it in there next game though.
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    Definitely meant it. The way the ball bounced, the position he was in... you can just tell. I'd probably try something similar in that position because you know striking the ball in that way will have that effect (obviously I wouldn't be able to pull it off) would swerve it in the direction it went. If he wanted a clean strike he wouldn't have followed through with his foot the way he did.
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    KiD MoYeS Good Craig got his c'nuppins

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    :lol: Perfect.
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    Jesus Christ, the first goal is similar to Thierry Henry's...against Chelsea.



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    Steven Seagull Full Member

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    Of course he's struck it like that intentionally. Look at the body shape, if he hits it straight the ball ends up hitting some fat geordie in row z. Stunning improvisation and the circumstances mean its goal of the season by a mile.
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    Anduin Full Member

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    He has been exceptional since moving to Freiburg in 2009, scoring 39 goals in 67 games for them, keeping them in the Bundesliga on his own. It's not form, it's class. I'm not surprised he has taken the league by storm, I'm more surprised Bayern haven't picked him up before (as they usually do with the best talent in the German Bundesliga).
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    Cina Warrior Princess

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    That 2nd goal is ridiculous. I've watched it over and over. Absolutely unbelievable. Definitely goal of the season.
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    Everyone was debating goal of the season so far. RVP volley, Crouch vs City, Suarez 50 yard chip...

    All can shut up now. The award goes to Cisse. What. A. Goal. Wow...
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    KingEric7 Conspiracy enthusiast

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    Only seen the first goal, can't wait to see the second!


    Edit: Just seen the GIF - holy shit! :eek:

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