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Phil Jones 2018-19 Performances

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  1. Jul 13, 2018
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Philip Anthony Jones
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    Jul 14, 2018
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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt Scouse Lover

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    Has no understanding of his position. Twice has been out of position on the counter, including the goal.
  3. Jul 14, 2018
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    TwoSheds More sheds than you, probably

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    Dreadful positioning today. Still, he must be caught in 2 minds I suppose when he thinks about going out to press in midfield knowing Stones is beside him.
  4. Jul 14, 2018
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    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    Ridiculous that it looks like he'll be here for yet another season. Been obvious for years he's not good enough.
  5. Jul 14, 2018
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    Zoo Full Member

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    Phil Jones is a myth.
  6. Jul 14, 2018
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    Bubz27 Full Member

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    Please never play him against Hazard again.
  7. Jul 14, 2018
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    Godfather Full Member

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    :lol: He has been awful Jesus Christ.
  8. Jul 14, 2018
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    Bojan11 Full Member

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    Useless.
  9. Jul 14, 2018
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    Seanus New Member

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    Just not good enough
  10. Jul 14, 2018
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    dannyrhinos89 OMG socks and sandals lol!

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    He’s complete and utter crap.

    Get rid.
  11. Jul 14, 2018
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    dove Full Member

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    :lol:
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    Zoo Full Member

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    It’s an insult to Smalling that they are often paired together in discussions.
  13. Jul 14, 2018
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    King Andow New Member

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    Sell him and Rojo and replace them with Bonucci and Maguire pls
  14. Jul 14, 2018
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    Fecking hell, can't believe I was defending this dud this morning.
  15. Jul 14, 2018
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    11101 Full Member

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    Smalling is little better. Neither have a clue whats going on around them half the time. We need upgrades on both.
  16. Jul 14, 2018
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    dr.twinny Full Member

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    He should be out the door before Smalling goes.
  17. Jul 14, 2018
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    IrishRedDevil Full Member

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    Hazard must be licking his lips anytime they play.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Hazard must give him nightmares.
  19. Jul 14, 2018
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    redmanc Full Member

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    The only thing missing from that disasterous bit of defending from jones was crawling on the floor on his face. fecked the offside trap up and totally messed his positioning up too, needs to be sold this summer.
  20. Jul 14, 2018
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    settembrini Full Member

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    He's an absolute disaster of a centre back.

    I honestly think the only reason some people rate him is because he misses half of every season with injury and they forget how bad he is.

    Seven years we've persisted with him and he's never even got close to the level that Blind got in his first ever season in the position.
  21. Jul 14, 2018
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    AshRK Full Member

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    Should be thrown out of the club.
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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt Scouse Lover

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    Calamity Jones.
  23. Jul 14, 2018
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    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    I cannot put into words how sick and tired I am of seeing Phil Jones play for Utd. It was obvious by about 2014 he wasn't the player we thought he'd be and that he had to go.

    He's fecking brainless. He doesn't understand how to defend, he just likes tackling and heading.

    This will be his 8th season at the club. 8 fecking years!
  24. Jul 14, 2018
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    Shane88 Actually Nostradamus

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    He should've been gone years ago. He is the posterboy of us sliding into and accepting mediocrity over the last few years.

    I can't stand the sight of him.
  25. Jul 14, 2018
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    MadMike Full Member

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    Rojo got a new 4-year contract last summer. He's going nowhere. But yeah, I don't rate him either
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    Morpheus 7 Full Member

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    He's had a rough few weeks, his decision making is so rash at times. Bloody looks drunk, we can't start with the chuckle brothers at the back this season.
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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt Scouse Lover

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    We need to be inviting offers for this muppet.
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    dr.twinny Full Member

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    Me neither. But don't worry. He'll have a 'decent' performance soon and then everyone will be banging on about him being the best CB at the club.
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    King Andow New Member

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    Feck, I forgot that. Looks like we got our brand new Rooney contract :drool:
  30. Jul 14, 2018
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    James_42 Full Member

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    Hazard must love playing against him.
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    devilish Phil Neville's #1 fan

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    Some people seem to forget that his facial expressions are an asset to the team.
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    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    What?
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    el3mel Full Member

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    Sell him to Leicester and get Magiure instead, please.
  34. Jul 14, 2018
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    AndyJ1985 Full Member Verified Moaner

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    He's an abysmal footballer. It's laughable that he's been at United for 7 years.
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    Ekeke Full Member

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    I'm sure he loves playing against any non-top class defender and they all shit their pants when he runs at them.
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    Shane88 Actually Nostradamus

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    That will be what he's remembered for. Being a fecking meme.
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    TwoSheds More sheds than you, probably

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    Poor. Laughable that he went to the world cup ahead of Snalling.
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    Stadjer Full Member

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    Whoops dropped my phone :lol:

    I was going to say : Lets be positive.. during those seven season he has been injured so often that we didnt have to endure his defending very often.
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    Rajma Full Member

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    I got a warning years ago for suggesting (not for suggestion itself obviously but rather expression) we need to cut ties with these chuckle brothers and yet we're still here in 2018 both still stealing a living while playing for us.
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    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    :lol:

    Good point.
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    Revan Assumptionman

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    Kind of amazing that we have always to have a mascot as our player. It's like some unwritten rule or whatever. We got rid of Anderson only after 8 years, and Jones survived for like 7 years here.

    So I guess, by 2022 we will still be questioning why Shaw is still in our book.