Players talking to each other and covering their mouths with their hands

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  1. Feb 26, 2018
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    Big Andy Is really a midget

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    Why when players are talking to each other, either on the pitch, on the bench, in the stands, they always cover their mouths, and for some reason it really pisses me off...

    Like anyone cares really what they're talking about...

    Lukaku and Courtois yesterday were at it, Pogba and Lingard, they're all at it...

    WHY????
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    Slevs likes to play with penises

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    Match fixing. They're coordinating when/how to score/miss shots.

    someone bite
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    Schmiznurf Full Member

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    They're exchanging food recipes that are just for footballers, don't want the normies getting their mitts on them.
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    Oldyella Full Member

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    Because trash like The Sun went through a phase of hiring lip readers whenever there was an on pitch incident.
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    youngrell Full Member

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    It is irritating but it's hardly surprising given the scrutiny their every move gets on social media.
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    Big Andy Is really a midget

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    Do they get told to do it? Do they do it of their own accord?
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    Red Star One Full Member

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    Lukaku: So we both know now your team is shite and I've heard Madrid is still in your heart, you go for it mate and come back to this beautiful, sunny city
    Courtois: Aye, I couldn't have been bothered today, have to wait until the end of the season and I'm off, ciao London
    Lukaku: Btw we'll get nowhere with Martinez in charge
    Courtois: Of course we won't, glad our national association decided to waste this golden Belgian generation by constantly hiring poor managers

    yeah, imagine the press if they read their lips.
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    SirAF Ageist

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    Or they could just wait to talk about sensitive stuff until they are behind closed doors :wenger:
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    Lay Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    Because people actually care and then twist what they were talking about.
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    This wouldn't be half as fun
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    poleglass red Full Member

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    It could be due to poor dental hygiene.Lindelof "I just had a kebab pre match with extra garlic sauce on it, my breath is rank" to which Smalling replies "I'd nothing in the house this morning for brekkie so i had a couple of slice of cold pizza"