I have supported United for six decades and seen many signings that for some reason or another, bombed when they put on the shirt. Here is a short list which I’m sure is not complete. It used to be we’d sign someone who scored against us and such a player is first on the list: Ted MacDougall 126 goals in 165 appearances for Bournemouth, lasted a season at OT 5 in 18 but missed plenty. Karen Poborsky. Signed on the basis of a stunner scored in Euro 96. Lasted 18 months. Gary Birtles, scored for fun with Forest and he dried up for us. Good player though. Veron, Djemba-Djemba, Bebe, Depay, Di Maria, Mkhitaryan and Sanchez all brilliant before they signed for us with the exception of Bebe of course who was crap. Many more I left out for you lot to fill in.