Discussion in 'Manchester United Forum' started by MyOnlySolskjaer, Aug 31, 2016.
it's fecking ridiculous but for some reason I love it.
Why is he singing about touching himself?
He's going to lose his hair pretty soon with all that bleach and coloring every week
The blend between the snake skin on the left and the patterns on the right are a bit off. The left side goes down a bit too far.
What kind of snake is that?
Nah, I doubt it.
His hair looks in great condition and his barber obviously looks after him. As long as he uses hair dye without certain chemicals he's at low risk of damaging his hair long term. Plus he probably moisturises it every day, which lots of people with dyed & bleached hair don't do.
He can buy some more.
Definitely referencing the snake.
It's the Mexican Milk Snake. Ironically I specifically remember this species because the first time I saw one in a text book I thought about how much the colours reminded me of United.
I mean it's a decent effort but he's got some way to go to have the most ridiculous hair in the league. Tottenham brought on some guy the other day who's head literally looked like a flowerbed
Milk snake, a species of king snake.
He needs to carve a pitchfork in his hair
I think that was Onomah.
Your username fits in well here too.
If there's one thing Pogba really needed, it was a new haircut.
The milk snake brings all the boys to the board.
A stripy one.
He does look sometimes like he's been caught trying to surreptitiously smell his own farts – the B&W shot bottom left of the Instagram page above in #13 is a great example!
What a muppet
His hair is shite but I love him.
If it wasn't Pogba I guarantee this entire thread would be slating that haircut, it's dreadful
Actually laughed seeing the thread title.
It's an homage to Di Maria.
Wayne must be jealous!
I love his hair.
Looks like an utter twunt.
Probably. But different color every week is going to take its toll.
But then again blacks are blessed with hairs white people can only dream off. The same treatment for white and they go bald in a year
no snakes on this forum please . Hate snakes!
That would be Josh Onomah I believe. Sadly, that particular style seems to be catching.
Firmino looks fecking ridiculous too for the record.
This is exactly the sort of thread I signed up to the caf for.
Flower bed? Looked more like someone had rolled him up and lit him
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