Predict when we’ll score a hat-trick in the league

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    Macern Pee pee pants

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    We haven’t seen one of our players score a hat-trick in the league since van Persie scored three against Aston Villa in 2013. If I counted correctly, 20 clubs have scored a hat-trick since then.

    Meanwhile Kane and Agüero have scored 8.
    Looking at clubs, Liverpool have 7, City have 10, Chelsea have 6, Arsenal have 5 and Spurs have 8.

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    My prediction: Pogba, 2nd of March against Southampton

    Kenwood Juicer to whoever gets it correct.

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    crossy1686 Full Member

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    Lingard, Spurs. Sunday.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Martial brace and penalty is a safe bet. Let’s say Arsenal FA Cup.
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    ajay1002 New Member

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    Rashford vs Burnley, 29th Jan
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    Crustanoid Full Member

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    Jones against Liverpool next time we play them, helping us come back from 2 down to win.

    1st one (88 minutes) he’ll shank a shot well wide which rebounds off VVDs nose, and through Allison’s leg who has just been shoved out of the way by Fellaini. Goal allowed to stand because a fan has destracted the ref momentarily by chucking a brown envelope on the pitch.

    2nd one (90+2) he’s literally 20 yards offside. De Gea dispossesses Salah with a rugby tackle/save, smashes a clearance. The ball comes off Jones’ knee and loops over Alison and into the net. Goal allowed to stand because the ref is tied up with a more serious matter, comparing accas with the linesmen-apparently if we win he makes a fiver or something.

    3rd one (90+5) during the ensuing melee after the last goal, the ref sends a few Liverpool players off and assumes a seat in the stand next to SAF, to ask advice about which red wine Ole likes for afterwards. Frustrated, Jones picks up the ball and charges towards the Liverpool net. Just before he reaches the goal line, he trips and flies full on into Allison’s head, taking it clean off. Mistaking the head for a ball the ref blows his whistle to signal a goal.
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    J_XO New Member

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    noodlehair "It's like..."

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    This seems more plausible
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    Andy_Cole Full Member

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    I’m going for Rashford vs Liverpool.
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    Sure hope so. . Am at OT for the game
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    Macern Pee pee pants

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    :lol: I’ll make you fresh juice every morning for the rest of your life if all of that happens
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    The first would be given as an own goal though. Ruined.
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    Rashford against Tottenham on Sunday.
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    Macern Pee pee pants

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    I wonder if we’re cursed. Just like the #7 curse. I’ve had it in the back of my head for years. Norwegians have been an important part of the clubs history. We’ve had Norwegians for most of SAF’s reign, and the last one, Mats Møller Dæhli, left in the summer of 2013. Our downfall could be explained by the lack of Norwegians in the squad. Maybe the appointment of Solskjær has lifted the curse, maybe not. He’s not in the squad after all. It might only affect hat-tricks though, perhaps we won’t see another hat-trick until we sign a Norwegian.
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    Amadaeus Ooh, rock me!

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    Dunno but it'll be Lukaku and the Caf will only focus on balls he didn't control during the game :lol:
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    Next season, Pogba
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    Redcafe's obsession with Kenwood Juicer is a something incredibly fascinating.

    Rashford vs Southampton.
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    Wow man! That was some strong juice!
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    Lukaku if he starts vs Brighton
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    Phil Jones this weekend with an anti-hattrick - an own goal, a penalty conceded and a red card.
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    roonster09 Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018

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    Don't think it will count as OP is talking about hat trick in the league.
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    roonster09 Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018

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    :lol:
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    Martial in 3 days. This thread will end well.