RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by Pexbo, Jun 9, 2018.

  1. May 14, 2019

    padr81 Mr. MoneyBags

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    City fan was lying, while for the majority PL > CL myself included, any City fan with half a brain would say the CL is always priority no.2 on the list by some distance and always will be. Anyone who gives the FA or League Cup more status than the CL needs to be dropkicked off a plane.
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    1966 New Member

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    That's so statistically illiterate. It's nauseating. The OP seems to be implying that season boundaries are arbitrary but they're clearly not because they're arranged around transfer windows that can completely alter the outcome of the surrounding blocks of games (and probably did).

    The current system is the mathematically fairest and optimal way to determine which team is the "best" over a block of under 40 games. The only variable that isn't always optimised for fairness is kick-off times, where TV money takes precedence over equity. All randomised variables are normally or evenly distributed across teams and within teams.

    There's a reason everyone uses the same basic league format: it works.
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    Sassy Colin Death or the gladioli!

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    Anyone posted this one yet? Keep you eye on the wheelchair users section :nono:

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    BrianMcClair'sBarnet Full Member

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    brian017 Full Member

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    There's wheelchair users and disabled people capable of walking a bit
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    Red00012 Full Member

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    Every one gets a minder with a wheelchair , if you look closely most of them are still in the wheelchair it’s their minder going wild.
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    calodo2003 Full Member

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    A modern day Lourdes, Anfield is.
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    Hoof The Ball Full Member

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    Rado_N Yaaas Broncos!

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    If long range goals were worth double? What the feck is the point of stuff like that?

    If offside goals didn't count they'd have been even further behind. If diving was rewarded with a points deduction they'd have been relegated.

    Nobody cares.
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    Ian Reus Ended 14 years of Grand National sweepstakes

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    DavidDeSchmikes Full Member

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    if long range goals were worth double?:houllier: i guess that goes with the hearts and minds trophy.
    What next? If goalkeeper blunders were worth double, Liverpool would have sealed the league in April
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    Sassy Colin Death or the gladioli!

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    If Liverpool whining was worth double.
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    Eric7C New Member

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    Leverkusen :lol:
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    fergiesarmy1 Full Member

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    One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a scouser all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share.

    The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge.

    They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he’d sleep in the barn.

    The Hindu and the scouser were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew.

    “I’m sorry,” he said, “but there’s a pig in that barn and because I’m Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.” “No problem,” said the Hindu. “I’ll sleep out there instead.”

    So off he went to the barn, leaving the scouser and the Jew to share the room.

    They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu.

    “I’m sorry,” he said, “but there’s a cow in that barn and because I’m a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.”

    The scouser grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room.

    The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door.

    It was the cow and the pig.
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    Ian Reus Ended 14 years of Grand National sweepstakes

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    TwoSheds More sheds (and tiles) than you, probably

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    :lol: mustn't make justice for 97 joke
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    Dolf Full Member

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    Absolute disgrace !!!
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    Josh 76 Full Member

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    Klopp has two seasons to win it then.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    DavidDeSchmikes Full Member

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    Will it be 'Whine' after the game?
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    Thunderhead Full Member

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    I know I'm late and being an arse but that's a parody account
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    Ian Reus Ended 14 years of Grand National sweepstakes

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    I know. It's starting to become a joke in here, isn't it?
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    Thunderhead Full Member

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    Heh, funny thing is the amount of parody Liverpool accounts and real accounts do actual merge into one
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    Needham Full Member

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    Let's see them try pushing Tottenham fans into fountains. Same perpetrators please.
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    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    Is the poetry ready?
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    That last one wouldn't be giving Yeats any sleepless nights.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Ian Reus Ended 14 years of Grand National sweepstakes

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    I thought they hated the sun?
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    Stobzilla Official Team Perv

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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Dec9003 Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    No surprise to see scousers boasting about hidden knives. :wenger:
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    clarkydaz Full Member

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    which part of the sun is red?
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    Kapardin New Member

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    Oh Lord, and this is even before they have actually won the fecking thing...
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    The People's Poet lives!
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    Ian Reus Ended 14 years of Grand National sweepstakes

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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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