RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

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    Antisocial Full Member

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    SharkyMcShark Horrified

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    I am enjoying the interplay between 'Mascherano bossing it on behalf of Liverpool' and 'feck OFF YOU LADYBOY TWAT' when Torres scored.
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    anything about now MUFC lad living in a matriel world

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    im just reading up to that part :lol: rawk embarrasses itself once again, no surprises here

    knew they'd have an opinion about gary neville's reaction to torres goal as well :angel:
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    Judge Red Don't Call Me Douglas

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    Mascherano dedicating Barca's CL win to them last year meant a lot. Torres should take note and dedicate Chelsea's FA Cup victory to them.
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    Freak Born a freak always a freak.

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    Is "feck" and its variations the most used word on there?
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    Shows how shallow Rawkers are, taking that dedication from a player who couldt wait to get out of Liverpool as soon as he moved there.
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    AlwaysRedwood Banned

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    He loved Liverpool so much he left to win them a trophy.
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    ghaliboy Snitches on Tom Hagen

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    SteveJ all-round nice guy

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    Waltraute She-Devil

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    Steve! :D

    Was just logging off when I saw your post --

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    SteveJ all-round nice guy

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    ghaliboy Snitches on Tom Hagen

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    Christ on a bike. Are these guys for real?? :lol:

    /top post old chap..

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    cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy!

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    KD the savant!
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    gooDevil Worst scout ever

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    That's one of the weirdest sentences I've ever read. It's so insane it's poetic.
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    There's a reason for that...:wenger:
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    Pexbo Takes body parts and sells them on Amazon.

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    Charlie Adam out for the season apparently. Unconfirmed rumours coming out that he did the injury breaking into his first jog of the season.
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    Judge Red Don't Call Me Douglas

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    He has a point, though. Alonso could have done with a similar miracle last night to the one that got LFC through that penalty shoot-out with Cardiff.
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    gooDevil Worst scout ever

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    I'm such an uncultured slob. There's always another Shakespeare play to be read.

    I didn't actually click the link till now, I find it painful to read RAWK, like listening to Fox News, too much nonsense, it overloads my logic circuits.

    Reading the quote it's a one off line by a 4th extra, probably not a line that has much chance to impress us among 'Go fetch fire!' and 'Pluck down benches!'.

    By itself, though, I still quite like the line. But I think in modern times the sentence might have been, "Grab stuff, cabinets, and whatever."
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    gooDevil Worst scout ever

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    And another:

    A cup final ticket! A cup final ticket! My giro for a cup final ticket!

    Sorry Richard 111
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    gooDevil Worst scout ever

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    I like your gumption, a good comic never quits because they're ahead. Really, running a joke into the ground is an art form.

    'Woah, Yorick is fecked! We were totally bros, Horatio! The dude was freakin' hilarious, man, and bat-shit crazy at a party!'
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    I see a trend starting here.... a better line for our RAWK plagiarist...

    "Friends, Scousers, Kopites... borrow us a fiver 'til Friday la, I'm brassic"
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    gooDevil Worst scout ever

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    gooDevil Worst scout ever

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    By the way, if you're googling for Shakespeare quotes, don't type in 'hold your manhood'. Ahem.
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    Maybe Suarez saw Evra as Othello?
    The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief......
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    gooDevil Worst scout ever

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    "We're the only ones still alive, we're a rock band of brothers! Anyone who helps me kill these assholes, they're in the band! I don't care if you fecked my mom, this makes up for it!"
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    Once more unto the giro, dear friends, once more;
    Or close the wall to keep the authorities out.
    In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
    As collecting money paid because we don't have a job:
    Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
    A Scouser attempting a conspiracy theory
    Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
    As fearfully as a Scouser attempting to use their brain
    O'erhang and jutty his confused base,
    Swill'd with the wild and wasteful nonsense.
    Now we must set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
    Hold hard the breath against their fetid smell,
    To your full amount. On, on, you noblest Scousers.
    Whose blood is fet from fathers of scum!
    Absent fathers that, like so many Liverpudlians,
    Have in these parts been lost to unemployment
    And sheathed their swords for lack of brains:
    And you, good Dalglish,
    Whose brain is but mere mush, show us here
    The slum in which you live; let us swear
    That you are worth your in-breeding; which I doubt;
    For all of your moaning at referrees,
    You hath not indeed a noble excuse.
    I see you stand in that dole queue,
    Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
    Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
    Cry 'God we're unemployed, we're shit, we're eighth!"

    :lol: Sorry Henry V.

    Really bad, but I did my best trying to keep that in iambic pentameter :lol:
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    :lol: some marvellous lines there, MG, the slum in which you live, whose blood is fet from fathers of scum.
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    Them and their fecking net spend! :lol: :lol:
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    kietotheworld Banned

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    That must be a joke post, surely?
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    I reckon a lot of them are hoping that Kenny will 'step aside' for Pep now :lol:
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    I bet they loved Reinas comments earlier. Basically saying that they've had a great season and they're on the up and for the want of a better phrase "next year".
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    Liam147 On Probation

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    Being unemployed isn't funny.
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    I know it's not. But way to perpetuate the stereotype.
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