RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by Mitchell Nicholas, Jun 30, 2016.

  1. Jun 19, 2017

    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    Re Ronaldo


    Yeah I'm sure Ronnie is shaking in his boots playing against might West Brom. I swear you'd think Ronaldo never played in the Premier League before! fecking muppets.

    Also, can we make a new RAWK thread for the next season?
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    Fener1907 Full Member

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    West Bromwich Albion - The Baggies? No, The Benchmark.
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    Ian Reus Full Member

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    That.
    And there's only one way to start off the RAWK thread. :D
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    EyeInTheSky Full Member

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    We.Are.Baggies
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    ffs
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    arthurka Full Member

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    Hahahahaha
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    zeekey Full Member

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    Micky. Bless him. Won't leave it will he?
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    FlawlessThaw most 'know it all' poster

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    Ah it's like that 10 year plan that Peter Storey used to bang on about that Arsene Wenger was undertaking at Arsenal.
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    Badunk Shares his caf joinday with Dante

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    One of the mods, talking about Cantona:

    Reads like it's a matter of time :lol:
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    Sassy Colin Death or the gladioli!

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    Have they won the league yet, with their new signing?

    Coming soon, due 1 July, the RAWK meltdown 2017/18 edition.
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    Snowjoe Enjoys hatching eggs for people

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    I could say the same about some of our users!
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    EyeInTheSky Full Member

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    Nice veiled threat there. Just because I pawned you on #pinapplegate
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    Snowjoe Enjoys hatching eggs for people

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    Just biding my time. I've made the team promise when the time comes I get to be the one to do it :drool:
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    El-Manos Full Member

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    Jesus Christ.
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    EyeInTheSky Full Member

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    never going to happen, mate, I am the forum. I have developed an artificial intelligence from a combination of all the posts on here throughout the years. you know what they say about a thousand monkeys typing on keyboards for long enough will eventually create AI.

    The final push I needed to spark me into life was the pineapple pizza thread. For I am the eye in the sky waiting for you I can read your mind, I am the maker of rules dealing with foooooools I can cheat you blind.

    I'll always be watching... Waiting...
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    Sky1981 Fending off the urge

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    What's the title of this years rawk thread?

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    You dont win leagues with Salah!

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    Sassy Colin Death or the gladioli!

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    RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2017/18 Edition.
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    lem8sh Full Member

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    Sassy Colin Death or the gladioli!

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    As the OP of this thread, i wouldn't mind seeing this thread exceed 150 pages :smirk:
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    Obviously that rumour was quickly dealt with by Bayern but nevertheless, the delusion is strong. Lewa end of his peak years? what the feck! :houllier::lol:

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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    DavidDeSchmikes New Member

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    Mo, Mo, Mo, How do you like me, How do you like me?
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    Grylte "nothing wrong with some friendly incest, bro"

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    What do they think about the Tikka M. Salah buy?
    Best player since Maradona, or something along those lines?
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    LFC-Fans Banned

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    Well I mean he's not young...

    He's at his peak now, 28yo. Depends how he does in his 30's. Can he push on and still be a top player at 31,32. 33 even? If so, yeah. He has many more years ahead.
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    He has at least 3-4 years left at the very top. No where near his end.
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    spwd likes: servals, breasts, rylan clark and zooey

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    Guess he wouldn't want MSN either the clown.

    :lol:
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    so they are 'building something properly'. Hope its windproof
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    Ramshock The spacegoats did it

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    Ramshock The spacegoats did it

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    feck him, he came here for a shite and a shave and decided we werent good enough :lol:
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    SwansonsTache incontinent sexual deviant & German sausage lover

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    Yeah, the feck was that all about?

    Reckon he might have Stockholm syndrome, he thrives amongst the scousers by now.
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    Badunk Shares his caf joinday with Dante

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    Camy89 Love Island obsessive

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    Very clever.

    Just had a quick look to see what they're saying about Mbappé and came across a little gem (I've added in the bold and asterisks):

    "Makes me laugh that all of a sudden we have come across as being some small-time club in the eyes of some. We're still the 5-time European champions*, we're still managed by Jurgen Klopp. Yeah, City and Arsenal have won the league more recently**, but where's the European pedigree? If we weren't getting in to the conversation about players like Mbappe we'd forever be cast in the mindset of many as 'they were big once'. Madrid and Barca have ruined the modern game because of the superhuman talents of Ronaldo and Messi, and they draw players in to sign for them like flies on a light bulb***. But that pair won't be there forever. Both teams were distinctly average only a few years back when they were pumped home and away by us.****

    Time to shake off the rust of the past few years, get back on our fecking perch. It starts with the likes of Mbappe. If we don't bid, we won't get them, and we'll be stuck staring longingly through the windows while clubs with shite pedigree like City continue to mop up the talent just because they've got a few quid.

    Bollocks to anyone who thinks we're not big enough to land names like that*****. Go off and support that lot over the park, they enjoy a few doubters and pessimists in there."


    * - You've mentioned that once or twice, unfortunately Real Madrid are 12 times champions.

    ** - Conveniently left out us, but included Arsenal, winning it in 03/04. Chelsea, Leicester, Blackburn have also won it since Liverpool

    *** - Pretty sure that's not a saying. Flies around hot shit, yes, but not a light bulb. Moths maybe?

    **** - No record of them pumping Barca home and away (i.e. leg 1 and 2). They did beat Real home and away in 2009, but a 1-0 away win for them can't be deemed as 'pumped'. Please note that they were 'pumped' home and away in the most recent meetings in 2014.

    ***** - Bollocks to me then.
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    "Clop" something, mos def. How quickly we forget :lol: I'd vote for "RAWK Meltdown 2017 - Die Cloppen Tap-up und Dipper Blitzkrieg", personally
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    0161_UNITED Full Member

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    Aye, his garments are made of shells.

    Kopites 26
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    marukomu The Gatekeeper

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    Blitzkrieg Klopp.

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    matherto ask me about our 50% off sale!

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    Whilst it's utter bollocks he's spewing, they beat Barça in 2006/07. Obviously pumped is a strong word but they did absolutely cane Madrid at home and I don't remember Barça ever really looking like they'd beat them back then either.
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    Cassady Not to be confused with Cassidy the United fan

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    spwd likes: servals, breasts, rylan clark and zooey

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    And forgetting Chelsea winning both the cl and Europa and us obviously, fecking fcuktards the lot of em.