Reddit ITKs

Discussion in 'Transfer Forum' started by Marzo, May 20, 2019.

  1. Jun 10, 2019

    Catt Ole's at the wheel!

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    What's not to believe? Concrete news straight from @golden_blunder himself. That's as good as it gets.
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    limerickcitykid There once was a kid from Toronto...

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    They seem to have collectively lost their shit over it with people calling for me to be banned :lol:
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    Sterling Archer Full Member

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    Idiotic of them. None of their ITKs is any more credible. Why not just enjoy the muppetry instead of the witch hunts
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    limerickcitykid There once was a kid from Toronto...

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    It's funny because the first guy I saw say it was an "ITK" who hasn't got anything right himself.

    They're basically all butthurt about this thread laughing at their garbage.
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    gormless Full Member

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    Just had a quick look and can’t find your post. Link?
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    willhse456 Full Member

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    To be fair, I did actually bump into him, but didn't actually speak to him about Utd :lol: was just a bit bored at work :wenger:
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    P-Nut fan of well-known French footballer Fabinho

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    I read the name and thought, I'm sure I've seen that before
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    Irrational. Full Member

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    Apparently AWB done deal for £53 million confirmed according to Reddit ITK knobber.
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    Bubz27 No I won’t change your tag line

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    Some other guy said AWB's agent is at Carrington and Wan Bissaka himself might be at Carrington.

    Then Spoof confirmed it so it went gospel.
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    dev1l Full Member

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    So the Max Aarons talk could have forced palace hand
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    Rozay Master of Hindsight

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    Or these guys on the internet who live in, I dunno, Walton-on-Thames could actually know nothing and just be talking rubbish.
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    AltiUn likes playing with swords after fantasies

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    I don't think even Sky would miss Wan-Bissaka actually being at Carrington :lol: I wonder what the ITK's will say tomorrow if reports come out that we're still too far apart in our valuations :rolleyes:
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    nainaisson New Member

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    Guess we'll be signing Meunier, then.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    limerickcitykid There once was a kid from Toronto...

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    :lol: So his claim to fame of Rojo staying and becoming a CDM is now apparently maybe leaving. Jaysus this guy is an idiot.
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    chb23 New Member

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    Well $53M for AWB is quite specific, so will be a good indicator
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    It's so terrible but I still keep paying attention to him. Not that I believe him but I find him entertaining.
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    lysglimt Full Member

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    So if he had written about £50 million, you wouldnt have believed it ? Too bad for him that he didn't write £53.45 million - then surely you would have had to believe it since it was so specific :)
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    limerickcitykid There once was a kid from Toronto...

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    Transfer fees are never disclosed so they'll never be a way to prove it and he'll just shift the goal posts like everything else he has claimed which never happened. He hasn't called a single thing correct and at this point is just following the media.

    By his own admission the only things he's called correct are:
    1. Gribbin news which we already knew 5 months previous
    2. Rojo staying and becoming a CDM which he apparently now says might leave
    3. And the academy increasing spend because we've signed a Dutch kid which we've done every summer for god knows how many years.
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    mu4c_20le Full Member

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    If this one doesnt come off he should do the honourable thing and step down
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    Grylte "nothing wrong with some friendly incest, bro"

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    Into a sinkhole
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    kirk buttercup New Member

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    Do people actually believe this or is it a bit of a laugh at what's probably a spotty teen in his bedroom pretending he's ITK between games of Fifa and a Tommy tank ?
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    Cliche Guevara Full Member

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    It’s almost completely Tommy tank.
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    jesperjaap Full Member

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    The thing with all these internet in the knows you have to ask yourself is when did any of them ever talk of us in advance of signing the surprise signings we have made such as Bailly, Bebe and similar signings, as I have never seen such claims ever. They are all just playing hunches based on what they see in the press and presenting supposed facts or knowledge in a powerful way like they are some kind of weird nonsexual football dom or something. Can be fun reading some of them, but seriously dont buy into any of the twaddle. Anybody could make ten predictions on who we will sign this summer and probably get a couple right
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    What the feck does unlikely/maybe? Isn’t that like an oxymoron?
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    chb23 New Member

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    No, more specific details generally mean you know more about something. I'm not saying he is right btw, just saying this will be a good litmus.

    Also if it's not $53M but AWB signed still then it's still good litmus. Because yes, figures change in reporting all the time so we will rarely ever know.
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    OneUnited24 Full Member

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    I haven’t followed him much but some of the things here contradict what he said earlier. How can anyone still follow him like it’s gospel? Sigh. I suppose that’s Reddit
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    ayushreddevil9 Full Member

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    I actually went to Reddit looking at fools praising the itks. I feel i have wasted 10 minutes of my birthday
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    pascell Full Member

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    Happy birthday mate
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    Billy Blaggs Flacco of the Blaggs tribe

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    Happy birthday!
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    ayushreddevil9 Full Member

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    Thank you!
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    Cliche Guevara Full Member

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    I like your style! Have a good day, mate.
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    Cliche Guevara Full Member

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    Come on mate, wise up. Nothing is a good litmus test same as last four weeks hasn’t been a litmus test. Other than nothing anyone has said has been correct .

    Wan Bissaka will probably sign for United soon. Probably for around £50m. Dates can change. Fees can change. Transfers can collapse at any point so it could still fall through:

    There you go, ITK.
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    Bubz27 No I won’t change your tag line

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    So De Ligt has gone AWOL, Ed himself (maybe, maybe someone else) has gone straight to Barca and asked them what's going on. Barca said we were going to ask you the same thing.

    And now they're speculating that a potential takeover might mean our business is done after James, AWB and Rabiot. And maybe Maguire.

    Yep.
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    Zoo Full Member

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    Snafu17 Full Member

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    See, that I actually believe.
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    tenpoless Full Member

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    A player who has a contract "stays unless he asks to go" during a transfer window.

    Holy shit batman. Spoofex you're a fecking genius. 200 IQ.
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    GDaly95 Sexist Pig

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    I think Spoof is a good fake ITK.

    He said AWB was done but stressed he didn't know when the announcement was going to be - a few minutes later he said he thinks AWB flies abroad with the U21's today.

    So technically, he can hide behind that fact as to why the announcement hasn't been made yet he still has a decent amount of time for the deal to actually get done in the meantime. Clever enough like.