His conspirary theory about Fergie apparently thinking that De Gea would be more concerned by the tactical dissection of a pundit whose language he had trouble understanding at the time than he would have been by the criticism of his own manager is genuine tin hat stuff. The rest is just utterly bitter. "I've heard it said by some big names in the past that Gary Neville is a "gayface cripple paedo nazi". Do I subscribe to that view? No. And I'm not just saying that because I'm legally obliged to. Though I will say that Andy Gray was never caught molesting himself in the pet toys section of Poundland. Good on you, Gaz. Give it a couple of pulls for me."