Richard Keys: The Ramblings of a Madman

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  1. Apr 2, 2016
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    Lawman Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    No I always hated him goading Gray into who's your best 11 Andy why I'm I not in it? What the feck shut up it's not even funny stop pretending to take the hump you are a presenter. So self indulgent and got way to big for his boots. I loved how Keane put him in his place.
  2. Apr 2, 2016
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    Jonno Full Member

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    I bet that Redknapp smashed it
  3. Apr 2, 2016
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    JohnnyKills Full Member

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    Yeah, hes had a full-on lizard-people meltdown. Yesterday I thought this entire thread was an April Fool, given how ludicrous some of the links were.
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    Loon Full Member

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    He hardly ever voiced opinions ON camera. Real colours have shown through in recent years and both their behaviour at Sky behind-the-scenes spilled out into the public domain.
  6. Apr 2, 2016
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    Eckers99 Michael Corleone says hello

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    I've never known anyone use so many rhetorical questions. He's either done this piece of crap in one draft, or has some kind of split personality and 'Evil' Keyes is constantly looking to 'Smiler' Keyes for answers.
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    ThierryHenry wishes he could watch Arsenal games with KM

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    Spot on.
  8. Apr 2, 2016
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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    What you're saying is he's a less attractive Gollum?
  9. Apr 2, 2016
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    Needham Full Member

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    Exactly. Pundits all have their biases and special interest concerns.
    "He didn't apply the same harsh judgements on Joe Hart when the England 'keeper was throwing a few in a couple of weeks later. You can't be honest with two paymasters." is spot on. Found the article quite revealing and knowing what we know about Ferguson caring strongly about what the press said it is entirely plausible he could have made his feelings known to Neville/blatantly manipulated him.

    "If we applied the 'Wilkins Law' then we wouldn't have anyone left to work with!" Something else that Keys is correct about. He will be bitter until his last breath about how he got canned from Sky but that was an interesting article which I would like to thank you for drawing my attention to.
    SAF getting his message across to a gentleman of the press
  10. Apr 25, 2016
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    .Rossi ever get that feeling of déjà vu?

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    He's a cnut and he's stopped pretending otherwise. Sours :lol::lol:
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    Can't believe I had some sympathy for him when he was sacked. Thought it was a stitch-up. This guy is a right bellend.
  12. Apr 26, 2016
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    Brophs The one and only

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    It was a stitch up. They used his hand hair as thread.
  13. Apr 26, 2016
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    .Rossi ever get that feeling of déjà vu?

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    Dark forces though
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    Is he an Arsenal fan?

    Could be a typo as well, o is just next to p on most keyboards.
  15. Apr 26, 2016
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    Lay Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    I think he's a Coventry fan
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    JoaquinJoaquin Full Member

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    Same. Although I still kind of have some sympathy for Andy Gray, rightly or wrongly.
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    Adisa Full Member

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    I still like Andy. Still the best co commentator I've ever heard.
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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    He really was. You can't say what he said in this day and age but looking past that he was great at his job.

    His voice and enthusiasm added a real sense of excitement and he had real experience in knowing when and when not to talk, something that pretty much every co-commentator right now is failing miserably at.

    He was good at the old "banter" thing, love or loathe the word. Just idle, harmless jokes to keep things light.


    Compare all that to Owen and it makes you miserable. Monotonous drivel, wittering on and on.
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    Adisa Full Member

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    The current crop of co commentators are an abomination. Hargreaves, Owen, higgenbotham and co.
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    Attila Full Member

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    How did Owen manage to get a job doing commentary. He's such a dull and boring man
  21. Oct 1, 2016

    FC Ronaldo Posts stuff that's been said before in tweet form

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    Lurpak99 Buttered up

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    He's 59 and she's 27. :houllier:
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    Welsh Wonder A dribbling mess on the sauce

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    imagine being the kind of woman that would let richard keys ram his hairy palms up inside you
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    Andy_Cole Full Member

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    I miss Keys and Gray. They are both a bit of a laughing stock now. Shame. Always hoped for a come back.
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    prath92 Full Member

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    cheating on your wife of 34 years with a 27 year old girl, who is your 31 year old daughter's friend, during your wife's cancer treatment. Thats disgusting
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    It was just banter
  27. Oct 1, 2016

    AndyJ1985 Full Member Verified Moaner

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    Never ceases to amaze me how much people are willing to throw away just for a meaningless shag.
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    FujiVice Full Member

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    Cant imagine this is the first time he's cheated on his wife.
  29. Oct 1, 2016

    Inigo Montoya Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!

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    Feck!

    Now chuck in a rent boy and you've got the makings of BBC series
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    VivaObertan Transfer Voyeur

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    I want them both back in English football, always loved Andy Gray's, "That boy exercised some demons" whilst RvN was screaming on the floor after a penalty vs Arsenal.
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    Inigo Montoya Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!

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    Yes, sheer poetry! Keats must be so jealous
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    soap Directionless weirdo who like booze and ganja

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    Mancini was sacked after De Gea's second season in which he performed excellently so that makes no fecking sense.
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    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    I'm more surprised about why that 27-year old chick would want to sleep with Keys. Yes money I know, but Richard Keys? :lol:
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    Inigo Montoya Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!

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    If his hands are that hairy then what must the rest of him be like? It must be like shagging something out of Planet of the Apes.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    I bet she's covered in Blue Stratos.
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    Needham Full Member

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    A lot of people judging Keys for something most of us have done at one time or another.
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    Yeah I can't even get a text back, yet pensioners are having it off with 27 year olds. :mad:
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Good God, imagine his pilow talk. Poor girl.
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    Sunny Jim Full Member

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    This. Absolutely this.
  40. Oct 1, 2016

    Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year

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