Richard Keys: The Ramblings of a Madman

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    Badunk Shares his caf joinday with Dante

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    Was he hanging out the back of it? I bet he was.
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    El Zoido Full Member

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    Mciahel Goodman Worst Werewolf Player of All Times Staff

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    Still better than Endymion.
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    TwoSheds More sheds than you, probably

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    :lol: #CafRomanticPoetryBantz
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    ArmandTamzarian Full Member

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    Hang on, isn't Keys living in Qatar now... What's the punishment for male adulterers over there? I don't think anyone would have a problem with him getting 50 lashes in the town square would they?
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    TwoSheds More sheds than you, probably

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    Keysy on the LASH!
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Randy Rich defends Sam, Rooney, Al Capone, Genghis Khan etc etc:
    http://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/item/much-ado-about-something
    http://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/item/west-ham-and-rooney-get-hammered
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    sugar_kane Full Member

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    PickledRed Full Member

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    I don't tend to read much of his stuff but it reads like some Private Eye parody of jobs for the boys, old pas act stuff. It's so nauseating to read his protection of fat-cat wrong-doers but question well-intentioned investigative journalism. He's so paid up to the industry that he can't see how repugnant his self-satisfied views are. It's like reading the Daily Mail for footy fans. Yuk.
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    Brophs The one and only

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    "Some people say I've been shagging around behind my cancer-riddled wife's back (not literally, as I wouldn't have needed to stray in that case hahahaha) with a friend of my daughter but who here hasn't made a mistake? I mean, there was a typo in 34 down in the Telegraph Cryptic Crossword yesterday morning BUT NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THAT, ARE THEY? Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
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    clarkydaz Full Member

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    doesn't even compute WHY he was being moved from his 'starting position' every time
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    .Rossi ever get that feeling of déjà vu?

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    Dark forces at work out in the desert for Cousin Richard

    I'll give him this, he's a cnut, a massive cnut.
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    Mciahel Goodman Worst Werewolf Player of All Times Staff

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    Full bodied red Full Member

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    cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy!

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    has anyone WUMMED his twitter yet about his affair?
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    MrPooni Full Member

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    This thread is pure gold. Smashing banter.
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    ChrisNelson Full Member

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    Ah Richard Keys - clearly a SYNT of the highest order. But a little part of me can't hate him because he used to be a commentator pre-Sky and he commentated on the highlights of the Man Utd v Arsenal game in August 1989 (Michael Knighton kick-ups) which was my first game at Old Trafford, and every now and again I watch the highlights and his voice always reminds me of that day. Still, the end of a bell he certainly is.
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    Cascarino Full Member

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    There's a lot of people like him still active in football and souring the whole industry. Can't stand some of the dinosaurs who still play a large role.
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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    I'm astonished he still makings a living from the game. He has the epitome of a punchable face and a personality to match it.

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    LOOK AT IT!
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    Bill.s.preston Fluffybunnykins - needs to bulk up (with cake!)

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    I'd say it's an even bigger achievement, seeing that there's only 11 positions on the pitch.
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    Piratesoup Full Member

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    I bet Rooney's never played the Raumdeuter.
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    Bill.s.preston Fluffybunnykins - needs to bulk up (with cake!)

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    :lol:

    I knew somebody would be triggered.

    Keys is a shite. People only look back fondly on Keys and Gray because the terrestrial channels had such appalling people on their coverage.
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    Sassy Colin Death or the gladioli!

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    He's played 'bench' as well, so that's 12.
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    Darkpulse Full Member

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    Not so impressive then, considering that the bench has 7 positions all by itself.
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    Mart1974 harbours delusions of insignificance

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    I read the mail article on the affair story and there is a post script stating that Mrs Keys is no longer seeking divorce as she is convinced that there was no affair and he cancer is stable. I am not a Keys defender but I do like a lynching to be fact based...
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    Stobzilla Official Team Perv

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    Whoa now, give me Brian Moore, Barry Davies, Kevin Keegan, Big Racist Ron and Red Clive over those two feckers any day.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Keys just took a verbal kicking from the wife he swapped for his daughter's friend. What a rotten gonk he is.
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    Cashback!
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    EyeInTheSky Full Member

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    Not sure what you lot are going on about. He is a smashing chap.
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    Ultimate Grib Full Member

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    I can't believe you or anyone actually follows all those brain-fart shows Steve.
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    mitchmouse Full Member

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    One of the best things Sky did was to sack that pair of jokers, Keys and Gray. The guy who took Keys' job us happy not being the star and the programme is better for it. I used to like Gray but looking back most of his comments were becoming tired and old. If I'd had their fantastic jobs, I'd have made damn certain not to feck it up
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    I'm sure you can believe that I follow them, chief. :D