Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by Brophs, Apr 1, 2016.
Was he hanging out the back of it? I bet he was.
Still better than Endymion.
Hang on, isn't Keys living in Qatar now... What's the punishment for male adulterers over there? I don't think anyone would have a problem with him getting 50 lashes in the town square would they?
Keysy on the LASH!
Randy Rich defends Sam, Rooney, Al Capone, Genghis Khan etc etc:
Twelve positions... that's some achievement, especially considering we've only played 11 games this season.
Does he consider the various seats on the bench different positions?
I don't tend to read much of his stuff but it reads like some Private Eye parody of jobs for the boys, old pas act stuff. It's so nauseating to read his protection of fat-cat wrong-doers but question well-intentioned investigative journalism. He's so paid up to the industry that he can't see how repugnant his self-satisfied views are. It's like reading the Daily Mail for footy fans. Yuk.
"Some people say I've been shagging around behind my cancer-riddled wife's back (not literally, as I wouldn't have needed to stray in that case hahahaha) with a friend of my daughter but who here hasn't made a mistake? I mean, there was a typo in 34 down in the Telegraph Cryptic Crossword yesterday morning BUT NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THAT, ARE THEY? Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
doesn't even compute WHY he was being moved from his 'starting position' every time
Dark forces at work out in the desert for Cousin Richard
I'll give him this, he's a cnut, a massive cnut.
God gave men both a brain and a penis - but only enough blood supply to run one at a time - Robin Williams
has anyone WUMMED his twitter yet about his affair?
This thread is pure gold. Smashing banter.
Ah Richard Keys - clearly a SYNT of the highest order. But a little part of me can't hate him because he used to be a commentator pre-Sky and he commentated on the highlights of the Man Utd v Arsenal game in August 1989 (Michael Knighton kick-ups) which was my first game at Old Trafford, and every now and again I watch the highlights and his voice always reminds me of that day. Still, the end of a bell he certainly is.
There's a lot of people like him still active in football and souring the whole industry. Can't stand some of the dinosaurs who still play a large role.
I'm astonished he still makings a living from the game. He has the epitome of a punchable face and a personality to match it.
LOOK AT IT!
I'd say it's an even bigger achievement, seeing that there's only 11 positions on the pitch.
Football Manager enthusiasts prepare to fire.
I bet Rooney's never played the Raumdeuter.
I knew somebody would be triggered.
Keys is a shite. People only look back fondly on Keys and Gray because the terrestrial channels had such appalling people on their coverage.
He's played 'bench' as well, so that's 12.
Not so impressive then, considering that the bench has 7 positions all by itself.
I read the mail article on the affair story and there is a post script stating that Mrs Keys is no longer seeking divorce as she is convinced that there was no affair and he cancer is stable. I am not a Keys defender but I do like a lynching to be fact based...
Whoa now, give me Brian Moore, Barry Davies, Kevin Keegan, Big Racist Ron and Red Clive over those two feckers any day.
Loose Women latest:
Keys just took a verbal kicking from the wife he swapped for his daughter's friend. What a rotten gonk he is.
Not sure what you lot are going on about. He is a smashing chap.
I can't believe you or anyone actually follows all those brain-fart shows Steve.
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One of the best things Sky did was to sack that pair of jokers, Keys and Gray. The guy who took Keys' job us happy not being the star and the programme is better for it. I used to like Gray but looking back most of his comments were becoming tired and old. If I'd had their fantastic jobs, I'd have made damn certain not to feck it up
I'm sure you can believe that I follow them, chief.
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